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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:42 pm
by Heero
Well, that depends on how hard you want to. If you want to go all out... I would suggest digging a pit, lay in it, cover yourself with the dirt, (make sure you a have straw or something to breathe through) then place the sleeping bag, or whatever they sleep in, over you. Then you can poke them and they won't even know who did it. I had an assassination mission much like this. General Curtis never saw it coming. Well... I hope that helped.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:55 pm
by Morrighan
If I didn't know you any better, I'd say that you're suggesting that Miroku inflict self-suffocation upon himself....
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:58 pm
by Miroku
[bows] you are truly as great as mushin. i thank you for your advice and i shall use it as soon as the opportunity presents itself. i shall gro-poke people without having them spot me, heh.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:00 pm
by Melville's Best Friend
Ummm....
Quick question...
Hee-chan?
Should you really be giving Miroku advice when he's a member of the "you" torture club?
I mean...
I'm just wonderin'...
How that works... :-?
I mean...Feh. I'm baffled.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:03 pm
by Morrighan
*blink, blink* You're right. I never noticed that.
Is that a good idea??
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:07 pm
by Melville's Best Friend
IT'S FREAKINSH IS WHAT IS IS!!!!!
*reads*
What is freakinsh?
IT'S FREAKISH IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!
I'm telling all of BI this. I mean...*shudders*
Grooooooooody.
Ew, ew, ew.
I wonder if WE tortured Heero, he'd help us?
Heero: *aims gun*
MBF: ^___^;;;; Earlier comment retracted.
Morri: Here. Eat these while we ponder what in goddess's name is wrong with all this.
MBF: *chokes on stale cookie and throws it*
*they watch as it flia-ping's across the room, hitting many in the process*
MBF: You make these?
Morri: *sheepish*
MBF: These might have military applications. You'll make a fortune.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:14 pm
by Miroku
how did i get put into the heero torture club? i would not torture heero, he is like great teacher mushin!!! I- I- this is wrong!
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:18 pm
by Melville's Best Friend
O_O
HE ADMITS IT!
*screams bloody murder*
HE'S TORTURING HEERO!!!!
>__<
O_O
O_o
HOW is he torturing Heero?
*looks up rules of the club*
WHAT?!?!?!?!? *faints*
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:44 pm
by Miroku
Miroku: I have a confession.
MBF: go on.
Miroku: Well, I am not exactly- that is to say- I am an all around man. I like everybody.
MBF: uhm, okay.
Miroku: No, no,
everybody [gropes heero]!!!!
Heero:
DIE!!!!! [pulls gun on Miroku]
Miroku: slip of the hand I SWEAR!!!! [grumble] should have used those camaflouge techniques!!!
I mean, thye never showed all those times with inuyasha, i mean, who could resist those ears. [dreamy smile]
MBF:
EWWWW!!!!! [cringe, runs away]
Miroku: NO!!!! I STILL LOVE GIRLS MORE!!!!! Do not run away. MBF?
MBF?
Where did she go?
(((( On a serious note [as kindly pointed out] the above message is not meant to offend anyone, and if it has, i do apologize.)))
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:54 pm
by Melville's Best Friend
Miroku is on drugs and he didn't mean that.
No one pay attention.
He's on drugs.
HEAVY MEDICATION.
No one read that.
I reread the torture files, and Miroku is there because someone hacked into the file as a joke to make him look bad.
And now he's running on drugs and no sleep...
*sigh*
Pay him no heed.
Hee-chan, I'm sorry that happened.
*carries Miroku off*