Sorry for double-posting but, I got some more. SOrry if some are offensive to you or if some are already posted. Don't kill or flame, just ignore
Duo : DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED! I can sleep for days
Sally : I'm still single, my in-laws couldn't get children
Zechs/Duo/Hilde/Noin : I tried living without alchohol and sex once, it were the hardest 10 minutes of my life
Duo : *front* Life is a bitch*back* then you marry one
Treize/Quatre/Wufei : Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors
L Une/Sally/Noin/Hilde : I DON'T WANNA BE RUDE:fuck off please
L Une/Trieze : SORRY If I look interested I'M NOT
Sally/Lady Une/Marimeia : So you think I'm a bitch ? Wait till you see my mom
Duo : I'm only wearing black until they make something darker
L Une/Sally : As long as my boss keeps pretending I earn a lot, I keep pretending to work hard
Due/Zechs/Treize : I was born intelligent, but education ruined me
Duo : *glued on letters* I just kidnapped myself, give me 1000000$ or you'll never see me again.
Duo : THOU SHALT NOT STEAL the government doesn't like competition
Heero : CTRL+ALT+DEL
Hilde/Noin : They cancelled friends, go kill yourself
L Une/Quatre : NO I'm NOT in DENIAL
Duo /L Une : Chaos, Panic, Disaster...I think my work here is done
Quatre/L Une/rtowa : I've gone to find myself, if I get back here before I return, keep me here
Duo/zechs : Losing all hope is freedom
Hilde/Sally/Dorothy : Come closer so I can smack ya
Marimeia : Give me what I want, or I'll scream
Duo : I beta-tested your girlfriend
Sally : It's not PMS It's YOU
Duo/Heero/Trowa :
You'll regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist asks you to describe my face
Duo/Trowa/Heero/Marimeia : I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
Remember that a good clown entertains others by making fun of himself, and not at the expense or embarrassment of others. If he doesn't follow this simple rule: kill him.
Marimeia : Are you my daddy ?
Heero : If found, please drop off at the nearts NRA-meeting
Quatre/L Une : When I snap, you'll be the first to go
Relena/Marimeia : Queen of the f*cking universe
Lady Une/Quatre/Relena : you are free to do as We tell you
(DISCLAIMER : I didn't come up wioth these, I gathered them from
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