Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Heero]

No no you got it all wrong. in 2008 there is a mass genocidal war that destroys half of your civilization. Thus after repopulating, you create colonies and start over at A.C. 01. Then, 195 years later, that's where I come in. Geez you people. Don't you know your own history? And why does ths site keep saying 2003? Will somebody PLEASE update this page? It's been over 200 years since the last update! And I do realize this will raise a lot of questions that I will not answer.

And why would you be giving ME advice on MY advice column? I don't need your help. But if you insist, go ahead and say what you were going to say. please?

[Miroku]

Miroku: so i'm really about 700 years in the future? how did i get here?

Kagome: yes, how DID you get here?

[wicked]

Miroku, it's one of those don't ask, don't tell things. Just trust me on this one.

Heero,

Have you ever thought of chaning your name to something else? There are a quantity of name books out there. Maybe you could buy one or steal or whatever it is you actually do when you want stuff. Then go ahead and give the book to Trowa when you're done. ^_^

And since you kindly acquiesced to my request regarding my loving sister (who seems intent on pestering you mercilessly) I was wondering if you'd be willing to take upon yourself another request. Would you tell Trowa to show up to my house shirtless? ^___^

Okay for a real question concerning a need for advice. How do you keep motivated? I am a creative person but I tend to favor procrastination over anything else. I don't have writer's block. I'd call it more of work block. Do you have any ideas or bits of advice that could get me out of my funk and back on the road to doing what I love best?

~Wicked

P.S. I jest about my request....

[Beck]

Oh, and Heero? I went onto Miss Relena's site and saw all those Cosplay pictures. Some of them were so CUTE!! Like oh, the one where they caught you two...

If its the pic I think your talking about, I took that. In fact, after we got our GW group pic out in the hotel hallway, I turned around and saw those two, well you know... and we told them to do it again so we could take a pic. (I was colonel une by the way in the cosplay pics)

[Morrighan]

[If its the pic I think your talking about, I took that. In fact, after we got our GW group pic out in the hotel hallway, I turned around and saw those two, well you know... and we told them to do it again so we could take a pic.

Really?! You did!! They looked so cute!! I'm glad you did!

(I was colonel une by the way in the cosplay pics)

Really?!?! That's so cool!

[Melville's Best Friend]

*cracks her knuckles*

NO ONE SEES THIS

Heero, since you said "please, I can offer you assistance. I'm keeping on the DL because, duh. I may be a blonde, but give me a break.

So!

I know Relena pretty well. Let's just say she has a soft spot for romance. Now, you, being a trained soldier, would have no idea what I'm talking about. Here.

*hands him a book*

I wrote that. It's got definitions on what romance IS and how to make her happy, but first and formost instructions on how to remain yourself when trying to please your better half.

And I'll tell you now that she's your better half.

And I like your avatar of you.

Why don't you send her that. From what I can tell...she doesn't have that one of you. Shhh. It's a secret. You don't know she keeps a hidden box of pictures in the bottom left hand drawer of the hidden cabinet in her closet. The code is NOT 615 and you do NOT need a key that look remarkably like this.

She also does NOT keep a dirty drawer.

*whistles innocently*

If you wanna see how her mind works, I wouldn't suggest sneaking in. Try asking, but if she won't tell, use the info you've been given, eh?

But I'm thinking she'll open up after you read the book.

*snickers*

But remember!!!!

BE YOUSELF!!!!! ^__^ And have fun, Hee-chan. Life's too short...

Especially since I just found out that I'm not in 2003...

@____@

I'm scared for my life...

THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS

[Miroku]

how can you, heero, need romance tips, have you not seen all the woman throw themselves at you? all you need to do is ask her to bear your child, it works for me, well, it has never worked for me, but it will!

[Melville's Best Friend]

I actually have a real question.

*gasp*

Who knew?

It's advice, really. I need advice, and here is what I need it on, as no one is helping me.


So, I had to say goodbye to all my friends because they all went oo-da-lolling off to colleges that weren't Belmont.

(we won't ask why; they're obviously stupid)

But I thought I wouldn't CARE. I mean, really. It's nothing that big. If I wanna keep in touch, I can, right?

But then my best friend left...

And...

I miss him so much.

And I know I can call or whatever, but he's gonna be busy and all with all that stuff one does at college.

And then I said goodbye to my singing partner.

Right after we recorded a CD, I said goodbye.

Do you have any idea how hard that was?

I broke down.

I couldn't take it at all. I mean..*sigh*

So, okay...I leave in, like, 2 days. I'll meet new people and I'll get over it.

Right?



Or...

Will they get over it, too, and not even care about lil' ole' Melville when we all come back home?

*slams head on desk*

I miss them all so MUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!

And I'm tired of crying.

*looks at tissues*

I think there's a a people living amungst the mass of tissues. Maybe a bug city.

Heck.

A bug Utopia.

I have created Bug Utopia.

*sniff*

So, okay, yeah. Call me a big baby for crying about something so trivial, but maybe I am.

*hides bottle*

But I miss my friends...

Lemme give you, if I can, Heero, the lyrics to what we sang...

I pray you'll be our eyes
And watch us where we go
And help us to be wise
In times when we don't know

Let this be our prayer
When we lose our way
Lead us to a place
Guide us with your grace


To a place where we'll be safe.

Now, REALLY.

If you and Lena were having a romantic moment, and and had this song in the background as you were about to leave her,

WOULDN'T YOU CRY?!?!?!?!?!

*tears up*

I am a pansy weiner...

[Heero]

Friends come and go. But good friends will still stay good friends no matter how much time has passed. And besides, new friends may be fotunate. And I might have cried if I weren't for my upbringing being forcefully removed from my emotions. I've slowly learned to re-educate myself. With things like.... Bamb... oh Bambi...

And Beck... that picture is the reason why you're on my list.

[Morrighan]

And Beck... that picture is the reason why you're on my list.

What list?? Hey, I like that picture!! It's very cute!!

Heero... Please don't hurt Beck. *pleading eyes*