Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:44 am
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Those are good. Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:05 pm
there's a good one in my signiture but i don't know who it would be for...
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:37 pm
Lady Une: Proudly serving my corporate masters.
Relena: Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Dorothy: Today's subliminal message is:
Duo/Hilde: The problem with sex in the movies is that your popcorn usually spills.
Trowa: I bring NOTHING to the table.
Sally: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Noin: It's not the fall that hurts, it's that sudden stop at the end.
Relena: You can't be recycled--BUCKLE UP!
Howard: Careful! I'm not wearing clean underwear!
Quatre: I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Relena: Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Dorothy: Today's subliminal message is:
Duo/Hilde: The problem with sex in the movies is that your popcorn usually spills.
Trowa: I bring NOTHING to the table.
Sally: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Noin: It's not the fall that hurts, it's that sudden stop at the end.
Relena: You can't be recycled--BUCKLE UP!
Howard: Careful! I'm not wearing clean underwear!
Quatre: I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:32 am
Yay! Those were great. 
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:41 pm
Quatre: I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Duo/Hilde: The problem with sex in the movies is that your popcorn usually spills.
Sally: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
how do you come up with these?????
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:43 am
hahahah those are awsome hehehe 
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:04 pm
Here are some more!
Quatre/Relena/Zechs: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Nah, just kidding. You can hate me.
Treize: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Sally/Meiran: The first step is to admit you have a problem. The second step is to divorce him.
Hilde: If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
Quatre: Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
L. Une: The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Relena: You can't mak a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Wufei: There are two ways to argue with a woman. NEITHER ONE WORKS.
Treize/Zechs/Dorothy: Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
L. Une: I'm one bad relationship away from owning thirty cats.
Trowa: YES this is my truck. NO I won't hlep you move!
L. Une/Treize: My child sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Duo: I think my supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable level.
Zechs/Relena/Sally: Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Hilde/Noin: Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain, and know how to buy jewelry.
Midii: My life needs a do-over.
Meiran/Sally: No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Relena/L. Une: I so appreciate your point of view I almost regret dismissing it.
And that's it!
Quatre/Relena/Zechs: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Nah, just kidding. You can hate me.
Treize: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Sally/Meiran: The first step is to admit you have a problem. The second step is to divorce him.
Hilde: If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
Quatre: Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
L. Une: The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Relena: You can't mak a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Wufei: There are two ways to argue with a woman. NEITHER ONE WORKS.
Treize/Zechs/Dorothy: Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
L. Une: I'm one bad relationship away from owning thirty cats.
Trowa: YES this is my truck. NO I won't hlep you move!
L. Une/Treize: My child sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Duo: I think my supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable level.
Zechs/Relena/Sally: Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Hilde/Noin: Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain, and know how to buy jewelry.
Midii: My life needs a do-over.
Meiran/Sally: No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Relena/L. Une: I so appreciate your point of view I almost regret dismissing it.
And that's it!
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:30 am
LMAO!Relena/L. Une: I so appreciate your point of view I almost regret dismissing it.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:05 pm
so true...Treize: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:11 am
Here's more!
Noin/Hilde: If LOVE IS BLIND, why is lingerie so popular?
Zechs: My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
Duo: Stupid kills...but not enough to really help.
L. Une/Zechs/Trowa: I need someone really bad. Are yuo really bad?
Sally: If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple car payments.
Quatre/Dorothy: Don't you have to go feed your flying monkeys?
Dorothy: I'VE GOTTA BE ME! (Everyone else was taken.)
Duo: Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.
Zechs: CAREFUL, we don't want to learn from this.
Hilde: If I loved my neighbors as myself there'd be a lot more smiles in my neighborhood.
L. Une/Noin: Love is grand. DIVORCE is a hundred grand.
Quatre: I'm an OPTIMIST but I don't think it helps much.
Dorothy: HEARTHLESS MOCKERY PRACTICED HERE.
Quatre: JESUS SAVES at First National Bank.
L. Une/Quatre: My voices can beat up your voices.
L. Une: I used to to be a kleptomaniac but I took something for it.
N that's a wrap!
Noin/Hilde: If LOVE IS BLIND, why is lingerie so popular?
Zechs: My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
Duo: Stupid kills...but not enough to really help.
L. Une/Zechs/Trowa: I need someone really bad. Are yuo really bad?
Sally: If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple car payments.
Quatre/Dorothy: Don't you have to go feed your flying monkeys?
Dorothy: I'VE GOTTA BE ME! (Everyone else was taken.)
Duo: Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.
Zechs: CAREFUL, we don't want to learn from this.
Hilde: If I loved my neighbors as myself there'd be a lot more smiles in my neighborhood.
L. Une/Noin: Love is grand. DIVORCE is a hundred grand.
Quatre: I'm an OPTIMIST but I don't think it helps much.
Dorothy: HEARTHLESS MOCKERY PRACTICED HERE.
Quatre: JESUS SAVES at First National Bank.
L. Une/Quatre: My voices can beat up your voices.
L. Une: I used to to be a kleptomaniac but I took something for it.
N that's a wrap!