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Melville's Best Friend
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Here it is! Though I think I've done you all an injustice by adding this crappy part. Well! Who's next? *scans room* Well, whomever it may be, you'll have your work cut out for you trying to make this better, as I have made it....worse. *^_^;;;* Please forgive me! *dodges rotting vegtables....* Well, here it is...just don't hate me....



No way. Not here. Not now. Not ever. There was no way she would let him talk to her like that. No way in heck. Pride took control of her normally calm features. This was her game. These were her rules. She had started this, and watched it plummet too far out of control. She had gone way past her intended zone, but she would fix it. She would end it. Here. Now. Narrowing her eyes, she waited until both men acknowledged her. When she found she was loosing the fight, she did what had to be done. Swiftly opening her purse, she pulled out a shiny metal object, which she was told to use in case of an emergency. Well, this was what she considered an emergency.
The safety was clicked off, and she pointed the weapon steadily at the two former pilots. ?Drop your weapons. Both of you.? She commanded. Her voice, Heero noticed, had never been this harsh. Even when she yelled at the top of her lungs, her voice didn?t carry as much revulsion as it did now. She never faltered. Every movement she made reminded the men of their soldier days. She was impeccable.
?You two have played your roles in my little game. It?s over now.?
?Relena..? Heero?s voice sounded incredibly tired. She grasped the gun more tightly.
?It?s over. No more games.? She muttered through clenched teeth.
The men still had yet to drop their weapons, and it was greatly irritating her. Wu Fie was the first to note her eye twitch, and casually dropped his weapon. She glanced at Heero, who did the same.
?Get in the car, Relena.? Heero commanded, the fatigue in his voice gone.
?I want you both to explain to me what?s going on.? She said, ignoring Heero.
?Get in the??
?NOW.? She hissed.
Wu Fie smiled, as he began to tell his side of the story?Pleased with her reaction towards Heero. If his hunch was correct, she?d be even more infuriated when she knew.
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He sat, fidgeting nervously under a steady beam of light. A slow bead of sweat worked its way down his brow, adding to a puddle on the floor. Trowa was standing against a doorway watching his every nervous move, and waited for his superior to enter.
?Trowa, man, you know I was joking?right? That tape mysteriously wound up on my desk!?
?In your VCR.?
*gulp* ?Yeah?In my?.VCR.?
?And you didn?t mean to be making copies.? Trowa threw out the phrase as if it were no big deal.
Duo visibly paled.
?Trowa! You can?t possibly send Zechs in here! He?ll kill me! You couldn?t do that to a friend, could you??
Trowa had no time to reply as the door slowly opened. The weight of the door made the hinges squeak, and Duo felt as if he was in a prison movie. The light silhouetted the figure, and he had to squint just to be able to see a form.
?Duo Maxwell, you?ve been a naughty boy.?
Huh? That isn?t Zech?s voice?.
?Wouldn?t you agree, Hilde?? it continued.
Holy?..
?Oh yes. I?d DEFINITELY agree?
Duo whimpered.



*runs away before anyone can beat her*
~MBF
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Post by blackrose »

Ouch. Duo's in for it now. And Relena with a gun is very VERY scary.

Stuntcat is up. Then, eep, me. O_o

Thanks MBF! It was fun! Oh and GG's too. :P

GG: That's it! *charges after Rose*
Rose: It was a joke! Kidding! Ha ha.... Wait. *I* have the Noodle of Death. *wapish wapish*
GG: -___-;;;

*runs away*

Love,
Rose ;)

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Post by sailorDH »

That was SO good, what are you talking about...
~imagines a pissed relena~ hahahahah. this is getting exciting (not that it wasn't before)
let's Write more stuff, ppl!!!

(even thought i am not exactly contributing...) :roll:
ladeeladeela...~quickly walks off~

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Post by Morrighan »

*evil cackling* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look's like Duo's in BIG trouble... He isn't going to live through what our ladies have in store for him.

As for Heero, he ain't gonna survive this one... He may be forced into celibacy if Relena decides not to forgive him... :wink:

Cheers to Relena for taking charge of the situation like that. It's about time she knocked those two chauvinists (sp?) over the top of thier heads.
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Post by Stuntcat »

I think I should skip this turn. *glares at parents* it's my vacation but I've ended up having two dentist appointments, a orthodontist appointment, three choir meets, cleaning the house, picking up my little bro at his school, and writing three essays for a camp that I'm applying to. *hides behind practical theory book* I'm sorry!
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Post by blackrose »

Ack, so it's my turn?

Oh hell. *starts racking brain*

Give me a bit. I won't be home from work until late tomorrow night, so it'll be Thurs or Friday. K?

Besides. I have to retrain my brain after "playing with some Fruits Basket BS" as MBF put it. :P :P :P :P :P

(teasin' ya) ;)

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Rose

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Well, Rose, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but em....*scratches her head, and looks at the ground* My dog has stolen your "" noodle of death...He is actually very scared of it, as it tends to "wapeesh" on him. Hours of fun, though, which means I don't have to personally entertain him, and he's tuckered out by my bedtime.....
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is.....You should have invested in fruit. *cackles evily*
~MBF
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by Gundam Girl »

Cool, MBF's dog ROCKS! She can't threaten me with the Noodle of Death. In fact, I'll threaten HER with my Bananna of Destruction! *begins spreading bananna peels on the floor*

*Rose slides on a few, then falls, feet flipping over her head.*

GG: Hee hee hee...

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

I remember posting that, Rose, but for the life of me I can't remember where.....*shrugs* You're up next eh? *cackles* What will happen to all the men? I swear....someone's going to loose their "" manlines......Ob! (Isn't that a great word? I love it...ob.....) (OH! I know why I love it! Bob....ob!)

Your friends....or y'alls...depending on how you look at it...where you live and such...*tips her Tennessean cowboy hat* (she hates everything realated to cowboys....)
Melville's Best Friend
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Drop it. Like it is hot.

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