Blissful Ignorance

Heero: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.


ROFLMBFPAO!!!!!!!


That is the funniest thing I have seen/heard/smelled in a looooonnnng time!!!!!!!


Keep them coming girl!!!!!

Duo : Got Fart

Okay here is a little story a friend of mine made a shirt say Got Fart , he wear it at zippys and everyone in the room was either laughing or trying to get the hell a way form him .... Now he made me one but i ask him to put "Fart Ya ! "

XD

Zechs: Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Treize: I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.

I'm particularly fond of those. *laughs*

XD omg bookworm! Those shirts so own!


Here's another one...

Dorothy: Don't judge me based on your ignorance.


... Not really funny, but a smartass comment nonetheless. I envied the girl who wore that shirt... >_<

Dorothy: Everyone is entitled to my opinon.

Duo: All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Gundam: I may not be very smart but I can lift heavy things.

Heero: Forigve and forget...but keep a list of the names.

Lady Une: All generalizations are false.

Zechs: My life is full of unsuffered consequences.

Lady Une: The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography.

Trowa: You can fool some of the people all the time...and those are the ones to concentrate on.

Wufei: Eliminate and abolish redundancy.

Lady Une: I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.

Heero: According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Midii: Go On. I'll see you at the next traffic light.

Relena: I'm nicer in person.

Meiran: Nonconformists are all alike.

Wufei: Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.

Relena: Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

Sylvia: What if the Hokey-Pokey IS what it's all about?

Noin: The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working!

Sally: If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Mariemeia: Adults are just kids who owe money.

Heero: My favorite memories are of the past.

Dorothy: I intend to live forever. SO FAR, SO GOOD.

Heero: They have an opening for you in the Witless Protective Program.

Dorothy: Subvert the dominant paradigm.

Heero: I'm the kind of person I want me to stay away from.

Treize: Guess where I'm pierced.

Trowa: The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Sally: WARNING! I don't remember anything before coffee.

Quatre: Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Noin: Join the IRS---be audit you can be.

Zechs: Beauty is in the eye of teh beerholder.

Hilde: Reality bites!...And I have the teeth marks to prove it!

Mariemeia: My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Noin: People would rather be wrong than be different.

Lady Une: Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been TURNED OFF.

Duo: Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Howard: Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Wufei: Pride is what we have, vanity is what others have.

bookworm wrote:Lady Une: Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been TURNED OFF.

That was great!! I just litterally laughed out loud - in the library...

L. Une: Children need your presence more than your presents.

Midii: The road to success is under construction.

Relena: If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

Wufei: If you can't say something nice about a person you've come to the right place.

Quatre: What we learn from history is that we fail to learn from history.

P5 & Zechs: Our drinking team has a football problem.

Quatre: Everyone smiles in the same language.

Trowa: Next year, vacation in hell...and coming back to work won't seem so bad.

Wufei: My freedom is more important than your good idea.

Noin: Mediocre people are always at their best.

Trowa: The beginning of wisdom is silence.

Relena: Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.