A Kensai's Heart, Chapter 1

[morning dew star]

MDS: *blink blink* It the same thing!!

[The_Braided_Baka's_Onna]

No, I mean like the elephant argument with SGS and where you said "Turkey Jerkey"!

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MDS: Ah! ^^ My friend quotes! I need some of you and Kiki!!

[The_Braided_Baka's_Onna]

Okeeday! I'll get ya some as soon as possible!

[The_Braided_Baka's_Onna]

Okay. Here ya go! I don't have much from Kiki though...
You can use the ones in my signature too!

I don't think you're feeling usual today.

Why?

You haven't asked me if I'm having a mooful day yet . . .

Are you having mooful day?

Never mind.
—Kiki and myself.

You know, I wish I could push (insert someone's name/you) off the highest skyscraper on earth, while I laugh insanely at (them/you) as (they/you) fall to (their/your) impending doom towards the deepest, fiery pits of hell – Me

Nekos go nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah!- Me

This my Evil Black Binder of Doom. I wanted it to be the Evil Black Binder of Doomy Evilness from the Seven Hells of Hades...but I ran out of room on the side.- Me

WHERE'S MY SKITTLES ?!- Me looking at a rainbow

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and that annoys me.- Me

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song- Me

I swear the teachers are trying to destroy my sanity... or what's left of it... - Me

Shiny objects attract me.- Kiki

Who came first: the chicken or the egg? Who cares?! They're both gonna be eaten anyway!- Me

We are so weird. - Me

BBO: PREPS KILL POLAR BEARS! The reason is because the polar bears are endangered, they are endangered because their food supply is diminishing, their food supply is diminishing because their habitat is melting, their habitat is melting because of global warming, global warming is caused by the green house effect, the green house effect is caused by hairsprays and other airisol products, AND PREPS USE WAY TO MUSCH OF THESE! SEE!? IT'S THEIR FUALT! THEY KILL THE POLAR BEARS! SAVE THE POLAR BEARS AND DISCOURAGE PREPS FROM HAIRSPRAY!

Kiki: BRILLIANT! We need to take this national! We need to tell the world this!

BBO: Yeah! SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!


BBO: Years from now, six people will rise up and tske over the major positions in the government of the United States. They will then turn all the laws into their favor and rule the U.S. under communist rule. The six will then declare war upon the world and a new World War will be faught. Five of the six leaders will lead armies into battle, using the U.S.'s superior weapons and guidance systems, and take over each continent, one by one. They shall divide the fallen continents evenly and shall rule over all. All who oppose them shall be sent to Anartica to starve, adopt canniblism, or to live off penguins. The world will then fall into economic ruin and all life on earth would cease to exist.

BBO: Ooooooooooooohhhhhh....So THAT'S how you think someone should take over the world?

Kiki: Yep! Now pass me some of that Mountain Dew......

I want to get sent to heaven when i die. That way i can take it over and turn it into the second hell. Then EVERYONE will get sent to hell! But mine would be the cool people hell.- Me

Fear us! For we are the scary otaku people!- Me and Kiki

OH MY GOD! . . . something just went CLICK! . . . it was my brain." – Kiki

people like YOU are the reason people like ME need medication.- Me

I don't know what your problem is, but i bet it's hard to pronounce.- Me

Never drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim- Me

Don't you wish there were a knob on Nerd-Boy to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness’ on the TV but it doesn't work.- Me

Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.- Me

OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Me

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.- Me

Don't walk in front of me, i may not follow. Don't walk behind me, i may not lead. Don't walk beside me. . . you know what? Just go away.- Me

[morning dew star]

MDS: Thanks!! I think those are more quotes than I have altogether!!! *adds quotes to her list* Aragatou gozimasu!

[morning dew star]

Hey, on that first quote, who said what? Mesa need to know!!! I know one more that you forgot, and SGS's halloween party:

"Here, hug the homicidal mammal"

^^* Or something to that effect...

[The_Braided_Baka's_Onna]

Okay. Here ya go! I don't have much from Kiki though...
You can use the ones in my signature too!

I don't think you're feeling usual today.

Why?

You haven't asked me if I'm having a mooful day yet . . .

Are you having mooful day?

Never mind.
—Caitlin and myself.

That? That's all one quote!

[The_Braided_Baka's_Onna]

"Here, hug the homicidal mammal"

^^* Or something to that effect...

That's about right... I is weird... ^__^U

[morning dew star]

I don't think you're feeling usual today.

Why?

You haven't asked me if I'm having a mooful day yet . . .

Are you having mooful day?

Never mind.

No...I mean, did Kiki say the first thing or second thing?