I have so many things that I'm probably going to put down on here so bear with me!
“You taste like Trowa!”
“What?”
The kissing stopped.
“Remember last year when Trowa was way too drunk for his own good?”
“….That was you, Relena.”
“And he just came up to me and kissed me?”
“That. Was. You. Relena.”
“No. I’d remember that, I think.”
“I DO remember.”
She squinted, an inch away from his face. “Your eyes look like an opossum before it’s about to attack.”
He touched her forehead. “You need to lie down.”
She pushed him down, and laid atop him. “No problem.”
OMG, Relena I'm-a-goody-two-shoes-politician Peacecraft drunk and kissing on Trowa! Now that's something that I gotta see!
“Relena,” he breathed, irked, “When you want pants off, you have to pull the zipper DOWN. Up will just keep them on.”
She held his cheeks in both her hands, a sweet look of pity on her face. “Bless your heart. We want them OFF, Heero. Not ON.”
She truly has gone mad! How are you doing this? You have successfully put lemon and humor hand-in-hand! Congrats!
She finished quickly:
If anyone questioned, she’d have to say…it kept him awake…
With a flourish, she signed it Heero Yuy, and sent it to the ex-gundam pilots and the entire Preventer staff...
Oh naughty Relena...hahaha, that is so funny. I can't believe that you did it! Like I said, you successfully pulled off a lemon humor story! Congratulations MBF! You are truly very talented! Peace out!
'Best, you've got to be the best! You've got to change the world and use this chance to be heard. Your time is now!' excerpt from "Butterflies and Hurricanes" by Muse (I love them! Matt Bellamy is teh shit!)
Here's a little known fact: Ninja tears can be used in place of olive oil to add flavor to many dishes, but they all KILL YOU! Think about that the next time that you're cooking with ninja tears...
your story was EX-CE-LL-ENT !!! The end was too! 
