Within Relena's Shame (4)

[Melville's Best Friend]

*glares* Wicked Child!!!!! How dare you not continue this fic IMMEDIATELY? All these sad liilt fic lovers are waiting, and you're sitting there grumbling about how Heero and I ate you candy!!! Reall, bi sis, this role model thing isn't working out. Get up off your butt and write! What are you waiting for?

Wicked: Well....I still haven't wacthed all of this episode of Hellsing....
MBF: YOU'VE WATCHED THE DVD 456 TIMES!!!!!!!
Wicked: Yeah, but, *scratches her shoulder nonchalantly* this episode is THE BEST!
MBF: You're dissapointing your fans.
Wicked: Your point?
MBF: My point is I've got Heero, Bob, myself, and if all else fails, the sock on my side. You've just got a bowl of jimmies.....
Wicked: *soft voice* I like jimmies....*pops many into her mouth*
MBF: *sigh, sweatdrop* Heero, she's all yours.....
Heero: Oh no. I'm not doing your dirty work again, Melville. I already killed Trowa, and THAT *points to Wicked* isn't a woman to be reconed with.
Wicked: *laughs sadistically*
MBF: She's not. You're just afraid she'll tell everyone what you look like underneath that towel....Though you shouldn't be ashamed....So.....GO GET HER!!!!!
Heero: Mission declined.
MBF: *stomps off in a rage, looking for Bob*
Wicked: *continues to cackle and eat jimmies*
Heero: *leaves*




So, you see? Once I find Bob it's all over. Remember what happened to Lena? Your turn if you don't finish this story!!!!!!

Your lil' sis,
Melville's Best Friend

[pilot03]

Evil cliff hangers!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *faints*