Uhm...anyone? ^.^;;;, "The Disaster Ahead"

[sailorDH]

Duo tore out of there.
He ran like there was no tomorrow (well, there wasn't if he was caught)... like he was being chased by a charging rhinoceros (no worse...he was going to get killed by a pissed heero).
The wheels in his head turned furiously as he tried to work out what was happening. Okay, Relena stole Heero's laptop. How'd I get into this?
I helped her get it when she dropped it. Shit. I should've left her alone to deal with it.
He turned his head to the left slightly and yelped when he saw a pair of legs catching up to him.
"Duo! It's only me!!" Relena puffed, "WAIT!"
He only ran faster, until a root suddenly appeared out of nowhere. His foot got caught in it and he fell forward violently. It took him a few seconds for him to come to his senses and that was when he looked up into Heero's frowning face.
"Why. Do. You. Have. My. Laptop."
"It was--" he coughed and blood sputtered out of his nose. Duo made a face, and proceeded to wipe it. "Damn. Look what she did to me."
"How. Did. You. Get. My. Passwords."
Relena came to Duo's rescue. She decided that it would be no use running away from Heero. It was Heero they're trying to outrun...come on. So Miss queen of the world decided to take another approach.
"Heero--" she said in her female-enhanced-seducing voice. As soon as she saw that she got his attention, she continued, "I am simply flattered by your passionate words! Who knew you had such amazing talent...to capture my true self, to understand me so completely. I succumb to you...you and your magnificant..."
"Relena." Heero interupted. "What are you talking about?"
Duo would have laughed if not for the position he was in.
"What are you talking about? You...you write about me like that, and you're asking WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'll tell you what Im talking about!"
Heero looked confused.
Relena was red in the face for some reason.
"I AM SAYING...."

[WhiteWindRRose]

"I AM SAYING THAT I SAW WHAT YOU TYPED ABOUT ME IN YOUR LAPTOP!" With every syllable she took a step forward as Heero involuntarily stepped back.

"I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES!"

"I don't know what--" Relena suddenly took a lunge at him, her eyes glinting a boiling violet. Heero's left ankle caught on the root Duo had just tripped on and he fell on his ass, his gaze not wavering off the furious Vice for a second.

Duo wriggled on the snow on his stomach, his hands over his mouth and eyes crying from smothered laughter. The irony of the moment had tickled his senses to the brink.

Relena growled over him, "I KNOW YOU WROTE IT! I KNOW! DON'T DENY IT!"

"I-I... I," Heero stuttered. As a light breeze rolled in it took the time to entangle in her hair and lead the tresses in an alluring dance; her flushed cheeks only set out her blazing cerulean orbs further. None of this helped him regain his composure at all and actually seemed to worsen his condition.

"I-I... I..."

[sailorDH]

Heero watched a leaf land in her golden hair.

He gazed up at her figure; it was set against a pleasant green background. If he was a painter, he'd put her in a picture.
His only wish was that he could stay where he was and marvel at her beauty forever.

"WELL??!????????!?!!!???" Relena spat.

Reality.

He shook himself out of his trance and concentrated on getting himself out of the sticky situation.

In a calmer voice, he said, "Okay, how about explaining why and how you have my laptop. THEN I'll proceed to answer your question."

She backed down slightly and looked less threatening.

"It's only fair." he added.

[WhiteWindRRose]

Don't be stupid, Yuy! Relena regained her competent look. Why do YOU think I have your laptop! "I found it lying around on the floor! I couldn't have just left it there, and at the time I didn't even know it was yours! I would've given it to Wufei but he was having one of those days... you know, with the baby and all. I was just about to open it when Duo came along, recognizing it as yours, took it from me and began on your passwords. It must've been obvious since he was able to hack through them in under ten minutes."

"Hn," Heero grunted, glowering at the Shinagami. Duo was mouthing, "But... I-I, Uhm," with an indignant expression. Heero's brows furrowed in response. There was something so fishy about Relena's alibi.

The penetrating, suspicious look she received caused her to cough uncomfortably, but she stubbornly refused to reveal anything and her eyes remained haughty yet placid. Damn that look! But I'll win this time! I swear I will!

"Hey! Who's that?" Duo pointed into the wood.

[Kira Anvari Maxwell]

As soon as they turned to see what Duo was talking about, he disappeared behind the tree caught in a fit of the giggles. But then a woman walked out from the forest. " Hello Heero Yuy, Miss Relena." Duo finally got done laughing and looked at the woman, He'd seem her before but where?
That's right when he was captured by Oz along time ago. She finally spoke. " And you Maxwell still have a lot of- She never finished, He felt the world around him go black as he noticed Heero's fist coming to his face. Relena must have told Heero it was all his idea about the laptop..


The woman suddenly turned and atarted talking to Heero

" I'm very sorry, It' my idea but you can punish Duo if you want, Alright Heero"

[WhiteWindRRose]

Relena rushed over to them and gazed down at the fallen god of death. Maybe I stretched the truth too much... "Heero!! Why'd you knock him out! Maybe a hard slug or two... but out cold!" Her voice was edged with guilt. "Do you even plan to bring him back?"

"Hn." Heero looked from their new arrival to the unconscious baka.

Relena suddenly turned to the stranger, her political mask quickly enveloping her features. "Hi, I'm Relena Darlian. Who might you be?"

[Kira Anvari Maxwell]

As Relena went to speak to their guest Heero, tried to wake up the man he just punched, to no avail. " oh great he fights in his sleep" He kept dodging blow aimed at him by the other man.

" My name is Ayami Morimoto." The woman said as she walked over to the sleeping shinigami. She pinched him and he jumped up.

" Totally not cool oz lady don't touch me." He said as he rubbed both where she pinched him and where Heero hit him.

Heero looked from Duo to Relena to Ayami. " Ok I know about you now, but I still want to know why you took my laptop, Relena?"

" But Heero I didn't take it, Duo did."

Heero gave her that look that could kill her if it was a gun. " Funny thing about Duo, he talks in his sleep, he said it was you."

Duo looked like he didn't know he talked in his sleep, How many secrets has he given away over the years?

[Stuntcat]

Relena sighed and scuffed her shoe on the ground.

"Well...you never...I just wanted to know something...and you never talk to me..." She sighed again and stared down at her feet.

"You are NOT blaming this on me." Heero said cooly. "You were the one who stole my laptop. How would you feel if I stole your journal...? You know? The one you keep in jewelry box, where you talked at length about my butt?" Relena's mouth opened and closed rapidly, much like a beached fish. Her face turned a very very dark red. Then she looked up, her eyes glinting.

"Wait a second...."

[WhiteWindRRose]

"Wait a second... HEERO YUY! DID YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID?" Relena growled the last of the question through grit teeth.

Ayami failed to smother her smirk, "Uh-oh. You're gonna get it, Yuy." The light in her eyes danced about mischievously, and the same look appeared on Duo's face.

"Heh heh... I remember that one!" Duo suddenly spoke in a high-pitched voice, "'Oh my God! Heero's ass is so cute! I can't wait for the day I can squeeze those butt cheeks in my palms.'" Relena's trembling fists only seemed to encourage him, despite Heero's mutters to "shut the hell up." "'I swear I can feel them right now, in my hands. They're so stiff, so impeccably round that it just turns me o--"

"Damnit! You're both dead!!" Relena lunged forward, but the quick pilots immediately dashed into the woods coincidentally in the same direction Ayami had appeared.

Before Relena had gotten two steps after them, Ayami's hand had grabbed her shoulder and held her still. "Hold on." Relena sent a questioning look back at her. The two fleeing men hadn't even stopped to see if they were still being chased. "Trust me," Ayami's teeth gleamed as she smiled, her eyes twinkling once more. She reached into her pants pocket and retrieved a black remote. A shining butting red button caught the Vice's eye, and Ayami's slender thumb pressed down on it with one easy motion.

[Stuntcat]

Suddenly two twin poofs of smoke burst right below Duo and Heero.

Relena blinked rapidly, trying to clear her eyes...then she saw it.

She doubled over in laughter, clutching her stomach. After a few minutes she managed to control herself, and say through gasps for air:

"CAGES!? You caught two Gundam Soldiers in CAGES!?"