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saeki54 · Post by **saeki54** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:17 am

OOOOHHH....What's next? Whoopee cushions?

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:29 pm

We'll see, Saeki. We'll see...

...THIS WEEK!!!

This upcoming week, actually. Depending on when I feel like it, I will be posting the next one this week.

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:55 am

bookworm Tortures Preventer 5 & Zechs x?

Bookworm stares at the audience.

?I?m basing this on my brothers, so no offense to your husband/lover/friend/sibling/etc. Got it??

~*~

This was their sanctuary.

Rather?it was the Preventer 5?s sanctuary with the addition of Zechs to round up the group. It was their domain in the HQ, and they value it highly. There was personal stuff mixed among the paraphernalia around the room. Lastly there was a huge television hidden in one of the walls, for work and relaxation reasons.

And then?

She appeared.

~*~

Relena sniffed the air. She frowned and shook her head.

?Boys.?

She went to the bathroom and hunched down, looking for the air freshener. She had closed the door a little, so she wasn?t seen by the boys when they walked in.

?God, that food was fantastic.?

Wufei shook his head.

?Stop thinking with your stomach, Maxwell.?

Duo grinned.

?Look whose talking. Who ate that combo #7, right??

Quatre sat down at ?his? chair. ?I?m so full.?

Trowa, sitting across him, nodded his head in agreement.

The two brothers-in-law sat at their own usual seats, with Zechs sitting at his favorite recliner and Heero at the chair near the window.

Duo and Wufei had congregated at the sofa, and thus were busy themselves.

FART!

Five heads swiveled to Quatre, who blushed.

Duo chuckled. ?I can?t believe you have it in you, Quatre.?

Trowa smirked. ?And it stinks, too.?

Quatre flushed and returned the barb. ?Well, at least it doesn?t stink as yours does.?

Wufei raised his hand. ?No, it is definitely Duo?s.?

?Hey!?

Zechs lowered the newspaper he had been reading. ?Heero?s is the worst.?

Heero glared. ?Like yours isn?t.?

Duo raised his hands. ?No. The worst is Wufei?s.?

The other five men smirked.

Wufei scowled.

FART!!

The five men grinned.

The scowl deepened.

The bathroom door opened Relena stepped out.

Relena wrinkled her nose.

?I totally agree with that assessment.?

And she held out the air freshener and pushed down on the spout.

~*~

Bookworm sighed.

?Poor Relena. She has to smell THAT.?

Bookworm gagged.

?Poor me.?

THE END

AnShino · Post by **AnShino** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:16 pm

*laughs*

Bookworm sighed.

?Poor Relena. She has to smell THAT.?

Bookworm gagged.

?Poor me.?

*holds out a bunch of assorted air fresheners and pulls one out* ..scent of new car?

RelenaDorlinYuy1 · Post by **RelenaDorlinYuy1** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:47 pm

LOL GOT FART !! XD

That was funny bookworm oh man i am soo happy i got my t-shirt saying GOT FART !

lol

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:02 am

XD

bookworm, if this is based on your experience, I highly pity you xD

Hilarious as always ^^ Keep it up!

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:56 pm

Trust me, it REALLY is based on my experience. Nearly every time that my bro has his free day off work. And if my other bro is home...>_<

saeki54 · Post by **saeki54** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:30 am

NICE!!!!!

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:37 pm

So simplistic and yet damn funny. At least the guys are aware of how bad the smell is, no shame in natural bodily functions! XD

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:14 pm

Just to let you know: I'm NOT dead.

However, school has been at the top of my priority list, and being also a lazy girl, I hadn't done any posting as of late. I'll EVENTUALLY get one posted (since I do have a few done) here and at the Naruto one. That said, 'til next time, my readers.

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