Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

saeki54 · Post by **saeki54** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:22 pm

Hey Heero, I have a question.
What would you do if you have a harpy for a girlfriend who toys with you, becomes your fuck buddy & then leaves you behind, choking in her dust? I for one find it very tempting to wrap my fingers around her pretty little neck & squeeze it until her high-pitched laughs turn into a high-pitched scream! *Screams head off* GAAAHH! I can't take her torture anymore! Can I kill her? Oh, pretty please? *goes down on knees & starts to beg* PLEASE!?

SHE'S MAKING ME NUTS!

sweet_me_beajai · Post by **sweet_me_beajai** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:13 am

wow!

i bet it's not that bad...

it's probably hard for her to express her feelings, so she unconciously pushes people away. maybe if you tell her about what you feel, she might.... change. you never know.

and besides, if you kill her you're potentially gonna get a new set of 'fuck buddies' that could probably result to a drastic change in your lifestyle. if you know what i mean. *grin*

if she's as bad as you say she is, she's definitely NOT worth it.

saeki54 · Post by **saeki54** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:19 am

Are you sure about that? I tried talking to the damn girl, but she won't listen to anything I say! She's rotten to the core, I tell you! :x I HATE HER! :x :x :x

sweet_me_beajai · Post by **sweet_me_beajai** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:32 am

Gosh, that is maximum rage...

did she ever tell why she left you? perhaps you did something to her that made her leave you. something that you did without knowing...

if it aggrivates you that much, you should talk to her like normal adults and settle it. cursing her will not help you or your current situation.

if she doens't want to hear it, forget about her.

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:19 pm

Looks around... where is Herro? Well, if you happen to see this, I too have a question, I more looking for your opinion.

Do you think it would be a good idea if there are stories about other gundam universes and\or other anime series. I'm talking about an entire forumn devoted to each one of these series. I'd appreciate your input.

If anyone else has an oppinion, go to [poll] Alternate gundam series in BI off topic forumn. I'm looking for at least a hundred votes before I send a e-mail to Blackrose about this idea.

inukikyo · Post by **inukikyo** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:01 am

Hey Heero,

Ask Relena if she knows anyway to combat morning sickness. The crap they gave me just isn't cutting it.

Thanks tons

saeki54 · Post by **saeki54** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:58 am

Try this: Have a fresh cup of coffee then stretch or do warm-up exercises for about...20 minutes. It works for me. I don't know for you.

RelenaDorlinYuy1 · Post by **RelenaDorlinYuy1** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:36 am

Dear Heero ,
could you give me a few pointer on how to get rid of a guy who is totally annoying as Duo ; To tell you the truth he thinks he is DUO ; that really get me mad !! . btw he is my ex he broke up with me because i like you instead of Duo , :x ..... Now we are good firends but he still thinks he is DUO !!

Mahalo & Aloha
~ Sommer ~ aka Relenadorlinyuy1

saeki54 · Post by **saeki54** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:04 am

Uh, Sommer, Heero's not here. I'll help you with this one. If he thinks he's Duo, try thinking like Heero. Remember, Heero annoys the shit outta him. Just remember: What would heero do if Duo keeps annoying him?

RelenaDorlinYuy1 · Post by **RelenaDorlinYuy1** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:44 am

saeki54 wrote:Uh, Sommer, Heero's not here. I'll help you with this one. If he thinks he's Duo, try thinking like Heero. Remember, Heero annoys the shit outta him. Just remember: What would heero do if Duo keeps annoying him?

hehehe thanks for the tip i keep that in mind !!

Yeah where is heero anyway ??? i bet he is very busy i dont blame him tho ::hug him ::

~Sommer ~

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