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[Blazing Stalion]

Disclaimer I do not own gundam wing?yet (devilish grin)





The Gundam Deathscythe



It was recess at the school; most of the kids were talking or playing sports. However Michael was not he was sitting under a tree playing what was considered an antique, he was playing a PSP. A group of boys came up to him, and started taunting him. Yet Michael wasn?t listening he was just focusing on claiming the bounty in Star Wars Bounty Hunter. One of the boys shoved him saying ?I?m shocked you gave up the chance to be the most popular kid in school just to go to a nerd convention.?

This caused Michael to lose his final life when he was so close to escaping from ovo 4. (That level is so firkin hard.)

Now Michael was pissed, he got up grabbed the kid by the color and said ?shut up Meat head, I don?t want to be popular, now go get a life before I get really pissed?

With this the boys backed away. A group of girls that were watching gasped at what they just heard and saw. A boy from no where threatened the strongest and most popular kid in school who happened to be Relena?s boy friend.



45 minutes later horsemanship class.

Michael was ridding a pure white horse he wasn?t going to the class on this horse he was going to the master computer. As he jumped a hurtle he said ?hi ho silver away!?
When he reached there he threw up a grappling hook and climbed up the side of the building. When he got in he got on the computer. He didn?t know how he could do this so he went to the alliances website went to weapons and then he thought ?if I do this nothing will happen yet it?s the only choice I have since I don?t know how to hack.? He then double clicked on secret torpedoes, and miraculously it opened.

?Okay.? He said dumbfounded putting in their targets. He didn?t want to destroy the gundam just destroy a scout team to buy him time.



10 minutes Alliance Marina

Michael had taken a cab to get there; he couldn?t believe how expensive it was though.

?Eight hundred dollars down the drain.? He said while sneaking in, ?I feel like James Bond? he said under his breath as he loaded the torpedoes into the truck.



Meanwhile in the Pacific Ocean

The alliance scout team was searching for a target that fell into the ocean the other day. Suddenly one of them blew up then another.

One of them screamed ?were being attacked but I can?t see the enemy!?

he then was torn in two with the gundam Deathscythe right in front of him with it?s pilot saying ?can you see me now? he continued to destroy mobile suits until they were all gone.

?Yeah? he said triumphantly until he noticed the torpedo shower from above.

?Oh crap? he said while rushing to one of the destroyers.

When the shower was over he said ?my turn again? and slashed through the first two destroyers and jumped up on the carrier and said ?hhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrs Justin.? And slashed through the bridge. He noticed a chopper was leaving and said ?um let?s just rub you out to make me stand triumphantly? and fired his buster shield destroying the chopper instantly.



Meanwhile in Siberia

A tall boy with short blond hair and blue eyes was trying to get a job in the circus, he just handed the ringmaster a sheet and things didn?t look to good. A lion was roaring its head off and it was really starting to bother the boy.

He turned to the Lion cage and said while pointing ?Shut the **** up or I?ll go in there and kick your ****ing @$$!?

With this the lion stayed quiet and backed away.

The ring master turned and said ?Albert, you?ve got the job.?

Meanwhile in the distance a girl with fox red hair watched with amazement, no body had ever been able to tame that lion, yet this boy did it in one sentence.

?Who is this kid? she said in a whispered voice.



Meanwhile in the Sahara desert

A boy with strait black hair was watching the birds perched upon his gundam Sandrock.

A butler came in with some drinks and said ?how do you like it master Eric?

Eric responded ?it?s great; I?ve never been to a desert before.?

The butler responded ?that?s great, but how do you like your drink.?

Eric then said. ?Oh, um plain I guess.? He then paused for a second before saying. ?Do you know why the Magnicues are helping me??

The butler responded. ?They are fighting with you because they agree with your cause. That and Rashid likes you kid.?



Meanwhile in central Asia

A boy with scraggily black hair was perusing a truck of explosives.

The man in the truck said ?where should I leave these??

The commanding officer responded ?here?s fine.?

The man said ?what! You?re leaving a truck of explosives to a kid.?

The boy then said ?mind your own ****ing beeswax.?

The commanding officer then said to the boy ?here are your explosives Aaron good luck?



Somewhere in the Pacific ocean around 20 minutes later

Justin had been following an Oz scout team, he wanted to know what they were looking for. And when they find it POW.

They had started to examine something and he thought ?just a few more seconds then they?ll be going ?utoh??

He fired of a flare rushed up and slashed through a Pisces. The second one started screaming hysterically and firing in all different directions, so Justin gave him the same fate.

Yet the final one had seen him and rammed him, he fired at his head piece with no remorse. This caused Deathscythe to drop its scythe. When it thought it one Justin fired his buster shield at him destroying him quickly.

?Damn? Justin said to himself ?that was heavy, but I was heaver?

He then walked over to the item they were looking at.

?It looks a lot like Deathscythe.? He said while leaning down and picking it up. ?This will make great replacement parts for future @$$ kicking.?





30 minutes later some alliance base

Michael was wearing a helmet while he set the final adjustments for the torpedoes.

?Damn this cylon helmet with voice changer kicks @$$? Michael thought to himself with glee.

Suddenly he heard a demanding feminine voice from behind him ?Michael what are you doing here?

Michael just tried to ignore her.

She spoke again ?answer me Michael, who are you going to kill?

Michael looked over his shoulder to see Relena in a blue dress.

?Relena? he said with the cylon voice changer taking effect.

Michael then drew a gun and said ?you?re in to deep. Good bye Relena?

Relena closed her eyes and heard two shots fired. When she opened her eyes she saw Michael on the ground clutching his shoulder.

?What the hell? Michael said in a somewhat shocked cylon voice.

?Don?t try that with me you evil? evil guy.? A voice said from behind a wall.

Michael took of his helmet and said ?no Justin it?s me Michael.?

Justin then responded in a shock voice ?oh $#!+? Justin said.

Michael then said ?I?m gona kick your @$$ for shooting me.?

Just then a pair of objects began to rise through the water.

?Damn? Justin said looking at them ?must have miscalculated the tide, why didn?t I pay attention in math and science class? ? Oh yeah now I remember, those were good day dreams.?

Michael then said ?I can?t do anything anymore but keep them from getting this Gundam!? he said while jumping to the torpedoes and firing them.

?Who are these People? Relena said as Michael?s body hit the water.

[kawaiiemogirl]

hehe.it's just too funny.