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Post by Crazygurl »

Actually, methinks Heero likes spiders. Especially in this CASE.

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Hey wormie, why don't you torture Heero little bit more?
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Actually, methinks Heero likes spiders. Especially in this CASE.

*nods head*

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Here is the next one.

Again, I want to mention Sandra Hill. This time, it is from another bk that I skimmed, and one of the scenes stuck on my mind that I just had to adapt it.

This is the same rating as CP. Why? Because of the topic at hand.

This is also one of my fave because of the topic.

And this is all the boys, primarily Treize.
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bookworm Tortures Treize (w/ some GW boys)

Bookworm closed the novel.

?Hmm??

She got out her book and flipped through it.

?I don?t have this data yet. I should gather them.?

She?grinned.

~*~

How the conversation turned to this the guys didn?t know.

First, they were discussing the things they?ll teach their children, then it ended up?

Six of the men gawked at?him.

?You have a NAME for IT??

Treize nodded his head.

?Lance.?

They gawked at him some more.

?Lance??

Treize raised his forked eyebrow.

?What?s wrong with Lance??

Zechs, his friend, shook his head.

?Nothings wrong with?Lance. It is just??

Treize got the hint and puffed out his chest.

?Oh? And you don?t have names for YOURS??

There were some guilty looks and some had no expressions at all.

Treize pounced on his culprit.

?So what do you call yours, Duo??

Duo squirmed and mumbled his answer.

Some of the men didn?t get the answer, but the Perfect Soldier did.

?Junior.?

Wufei chuckled.

?Junior??

Duo turned to his Chinese friend.

?What?s yours, Wufie??

Wufei scowled, but realized that he couldn?t get out of it.

?Justice.?

Duo immediately began to laugh.

?Justice. Oh, that?s funny.?

The scowl on the Chinese man grew darker.

Since Duo already told them his name for IT, he decided to find another victim?and spotted the chuckling Arab.

?What?s your name for it, Quatre??

Quatre blushed.

Wufei crossed his arms.

?Well??

?I don?t have one.?

Wufei snorted.

?You can?t be serious. What does Dorothy calls it??

Quatre grew redder.

?Big.?

The others shook their heads at the?original name.

Quatre, feeling that he needed to bring the attention to someone else, turned to his best friend.

?What about you, Trowa??

??Triton.?

Zechs stroked his chin.

?Hmm?definitely good. Probably Heero would call IT Odin.?

They turned to the Perfect Soldier, who was quietly sipping his drink.

?No.?

They stared at him in disbelief.

?No??

Heero stared at them coolly.

?It isn?t even Sword, which is the name that Zechs calls IT.?

Zechs frowned.

?Now how did you know that??

There was a lightning reflex of his lips briefly lifting into a grin, but then returned to its usual straight line.

?Noin.?

Zechs groaned, as he linked how his wife told his sister, who told her husband, who was standing across from him.

Duo, impatient to find out, butted in.

?So, what is it??

Heero weighted in the situation, and concluded that it was better to blurt the name out.

?Hercules.?

Silence.

It was broken by a tug on Treize?s sleeve.

Treize stared down to meet the innocent eyes of the young girl.

?Daddy, who?s Lance??

~*~

?Hercules.?

Bookworm wrote the name down.

?Funny. I would have thought it would be Odin, too.?

THE END

Hmm...I might have a sequel to this. Hmm...
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Post by Wingnut »

OK, not as funny as I thought is would be. Although if I didn't know better I'd say that Heero planted the spider on the podium on purpose just so he could get away with spending the rest of the day with Relena doing you know what.
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Post by Crazygurl »

That last one was hilarious. Love it.

Hercules... *snicker*

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Post by Tomorrow »

Spiders ::shivers and pales:: Yes, Heero must distract her from the dreadful creature, as only he can. :wink: After all, Relena's an important political figure, sometimes sacrifices have to be made for the sake of peace. :-P

Good job, bookworm. You write them, and I'll keep reading them.
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OK, not as funny as I thought is would be. Although if I didn't know better I'd say that Heero planted the spider on the podium on purpose just so he could get away with spending the rest of the day with Relena doing you know what.
If u read the first one, where the spider was me, then the second one has me as the spider also. Only I would dare to write that. So sorry if you didn't get it.
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

OMG Bookworm that waas the BEST!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, I luuuuve those 'names'.
Duo's reaction to Wufei's name just cracked me up. :)

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