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Post by Heero »

Finally! A fun question! The buster riffle does mass amounts of damage at long range. But in close combat it is very impractical. In which case the beam saber is ideal. But while you are fighting up close, you can also pummle them with the vulcan guns mounted on the shoulder. So despite the huge amuonts of damage inflicted, I perfer the beam saber. But only because I perfer close hand combat.

As for your weird dreams, I would question your subconcious thoughts, but I've hd quite the strange dream too. I switched bodies with my hamster, and he started living my life while I was trapped in a cage. But when I woke up... he was just starring at me. Creepy.
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:eek: Poor Relena, hamster as you in your body............eeek.
Hey that reminds me, if you have seen the film Doctor Dolittle, the guinea pig was on the Doc's chest when he woke up :lol:

Thanx Crazygurl but don't pressure Heero on my question. That Duo-dummy isn't here to answer my question, and Trowa wasn't there so Heero is left with answering. If he wants to. (episode 9 ring a bell?)

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Post by Criticgundam »

:pale: My God. Well I'm glad you're alright Heero. If you wanna kick his butt, click my website link. They'll give you a lot of info about him and anything else you wanna know.


In case you didn't see before, I was wandering if you passed my exact message along to Rashid. I want make sure that Quatre got my message.
Nother fun question. What are the devices on Wing 0's wrists? One last thing, can you let Relena know that I sent her a PM. Thanks.

Thank you for answering. I feel a lot safer now.
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Yes, I'm back *_* And thank you Chibi for carrying :D

Ah, I'm tired after trip... I didn't sleep too much - hanging out with my pals and embarassing one guy :wink: :D You should see his red cheeks when I said "Luke, give me a kiss!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, I still have to check my compy... Even now anti-virus program from Heero works! Argh, stupid Trojan viruses and all viruses! :evil:

Anyway, when I was on trip, I bought one pirate-like mini-dagger to open sheets and two daggers - both identical, but only one difference is size (one is bigger, and one is small :wink: ) *_* My teacher promised me that if she'll see any of boys with those daggers in their chest, she'll stab me as well XD :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wow, Heero checking his BI mail box... :lol: And Heero, I have one question to you. I've asked Trowa the same, and I'm curious your answer.

Do you don't like to speak a lot or are you just anti-social?..

And could you answer on Chibi's question as well?.. Well, that's all for now :D
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Post by PinkDelusion »

Dear Heero,
Just a short question that I've been debating in my mind for a few minutes now. I was looking at all the candy I was eating and noticed that in the 'Nutritional Facts' portion, it is listed that there are no calories or calories from fat. However, people always say that you'll get fat if you eat candy. I was just wondering how this could be if there's no fats or calories...

*continues pondering* help! please and thank you! :D
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:bounce: Yay Rasp! :D You're back! :bounce:
And could you answer on Chibi's question as well?.. Well, that's all for now
Its up to him if he wants to answer, I was only curious. Hey Heero, in that basketball game did you score most or all of the goals or just the last one? :-P

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Post by Raspberry »

I perfer close hand combat.
Since you mentioned... Which martial arts or something do you know Heero? Karate, judo, aikido, jujutsu, kung fu or whatever?.. I'm curious about that....
Its up to him if he wants to answer
Chibi you're absolutely right. So answer or not - it's your choice Mr.Yuy! :wink: :D
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Post by Crazygurl »

But answer anyway. :wink:

PinkDelusion! Hey, how are you? I think I read your fics on ff.net! Is that possible? Awesome fics too, BTW.

I think that since sugar is the main form of energy of the body, since it's the easiest to transform into energy, then if you eat too much, the body will not need to use all the energy source you gave it, so it'll stock it up, thus making you fat.

At least, that's my bio teacher told us.

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Post by inukikyo »

Well, sugar from candy makes you fat cuz its made from fast burning carbs and if youre not active then those carbs dont burn off.

In any case, Heero, I have to ask you somethin.

You know that loser ex of mine? Well hes trying to make me take him back and unfortunately I have to be in town on one of his off weekends. Whaddaya think, should I see him or not? :-?

Help me please!!!

Thanks so much cutie pie! :salute:

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Post by Crazygurl »

No. :x

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