Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

Crazygurl · Post by **Crazygurl** » Wed May 05, 2004 6:49 pm

Smiley? *checks*

HA!! WW has A SMILEY FACE IN HER LAST POST!

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Is that a bad thing?

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:56 pm

I don't know how that smiley in my latest post got there...

I might know the answer to the mystery -->

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That smiley is right before your quote (in that post), I'm thinking your mouse cursor slipped and hit the smiley then hit the "quote selected" button. Make sense? :-?
Just edit it out.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Wed May 05, 2004 11:43 pm

I'm very sorry! I've completly forgot to reply to your request!

I've often heard Duo say "Hey baby, how would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!" and the ever popular "Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!" These only gave him a slap in the face.
Now the ones that only made his targets look nausious were "I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?"
and "Here's a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!"
I advise against using these. Use at your own risk.

Compare love to the seasons. Or like a fire. There's tons you could do with that.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Thu May 06, 2004 2:09 am

That smiley is right before your quote (in that post), I'm thinking your mouse cursor slipped and hit the smiley then hit the "quote selected" button. Make sense?
Just edit it out.

yeah, maybe...well, it doesn't matter anyway. The world ain't exploding with my smiley.

Is that a bad thing?

Nope.

Compare love to the seasons. Or like a fire. There's tons you could do with that.

I need explanations...actually, I just need it for a few scenes in my story. I'll just search Google for some quotes, but I really wanted things coming out from normal, everyday people.

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Thu May 06, 2004 4:13 am

I really wanted things coming out from normal, everyday people.

I'm surely NOT normal

Heero I didn't know Duo is such a pervert! Now I understand why you don't like to talk with him...*nod nod nod* Hey, Duo isn't with Hilde?..

OMG! My two cousins, two uncles came today to visit our family! And tomorrow my grandma, uncle and aunt are coming as well!

And the worst part is that cousins' and ucles' visit was unexpected! What should I do to help my Mum??? She's desperated!

Calla you should know something about it so help!

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Thu May 06, 2004 4:42 am

I'm surely NOT normal

Ok, you're an everyday person.

Actually, I'm just looking for quotes not coming from famous authors, philosophists, politicians, actors, movies...cause if I put those in my story, it's gonna take away the originality of the characters saying them. If you wanna hear the scene (prepare to hurl, I'm a horrible writer), PM me.

I love PMs ^_^

About your relatives prob... I can't help you out there much, cause we're used to relatives dropping by unexpectedly. Gomen!

Crazygurl · Post by **Crazygurl** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:37 am

White Witch, I read... I love PMS.

Surely close resemblance there...

*sighs* Hee-chan, Duo surely has a certain... need... for women, if I can word it that way.

But you have to admit those pick-up lines ARE original.

Rasberry, just smile, and do whatever she asks you to do. It makes people feel better when they can rely on someone.

But why are they all coming? Did someone die in your family or somethin'?

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Thu May 06, 2004 6:25 am

Thanks Heero, and no I'm not gonna use em. I just wanted to know some pick up lines you pilots would say.......but I expected Duo would be the one to have that many & those 'kind' of lines. Naughty boy!
I guess you witnessed Duo get slapped in the face?

Or did he cry to you about it?

Heero, you don't need to appologise to me. I didn't mean my post to sound that way. (capitalizing the word 'always')
I was very exhausted from my opening night play performance.(Still I should have never took it out on you. No excuses. My bad! I'm sorry.) I just got back from my 2nd performance tonight.
The audience loved me!

I heard em say I was

"cute" and "adorable"
And they actually cried!

REALLY! when my unexpected death scene happened. They thought it was unfair.

Since my character was so young & innocent.

Oh well, thats 2 performances down. 3 to go.

Raspberry, like White Witch I can't help you.....I wish I could but I always stay in my room when people come, because where I live now, the only people that visit aren't related to me. Its rude but I'm shy. Or I'm just snobby

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:12 am

Yeah, I did what my Mum asked me to do, but she's still nervous :-? And the best part is nothing happened! They just came/will come to visit us :-? My grandma's, uncle's and aunt's visit was planned, but my other unlcles' and cousins' visit was surely unexpected. *sigh* Good that me and my parents are almost after the worst with preparing everything...

Chibi congratulations!

I'm sure the audience loved you! Who would not?

Could you tell me something about the performance you're playin' in?... Besides... You said the 'N' word in your reply! Hahaha!

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Thu May 06, 2004 12:02 pm

Well forgive me for doing that, I can take it back if you want. As for learning nothing from GW, your right. I'm sorry, try to understand that most people here never did anything like that and take that stuff for granted.

As for contacting Duo, I really don't care who you contact. Quatre or Trowa maybe. I just need one of them to read my message.

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