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Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:08 am

Crazy... I'm telling him this since I was 10 -_-; And yes, my Dad is teasing me, but it isn't funny. Believe me, I tried to do the same e.g. hitting his arm but when he was annoyed - my Dad told me to stop because I'm brat and he's my parent -_-;;; And when I started 'word war' - he said "Shut up and go to your room!" of course I didn't go, but I had to shut up... Ah... Parents... *sigh*

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:16 am

Ok Critic.. First off... if you're going to give me a present, make sure I can return it for store credit.
Second, if you DID write it, then you should first gain talent before you attempt such a thing.
Next... Mass homocide that is acknowledged and accepted is not "funny"... Have you learned NOTHING from Gundam Wing? True, I have murdered in cold blood, even innocents, but never on purpose. I know the consequences of my actions and had great remorse and regret. Now I have chosen not to kill for any purpose. So obviously, hundreds of innocent Iraqis being brutally killed is NOT "funny" to me.
Lastly, No, I will not contact Duo for anyone. If I do, he'll want to talk. And dear lord he's annoying! But thoughts of punching him in the stomache keep me warm at night.

I forgot to mention my braces last time! Yes, I had braces. You get used to them really quick. The only really painful part is when they tighten them. But even then, it's only sore for about 3 hours, then you get used to it.

As for the bottom patting. It's nothing uncommon. If he sees you as "Daddy's Little Angel" then it's really not uncommon. The only thing I can see working better than talking is yelling. Perhaps try that?

Well i's 4:15 am. I suppose I should sleep now. We'll see how it goes

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:39 am

Good night Heero!

Ok, I am short, but I'm not "Daddy's Angel"! :evil: Yes, he does that in sense of "My Lil Girl Has Nice Ass" -_-; Thanks, I'll yell on him if tries to pat my butt again. Domo arigatou, Yuy-sama! *bow*
Sorry for bad language!

The only really painful part is when they tighten them

Oh yes, I know something about that... Ouch... :-?

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Wed May 05, 2004 8:48 am

QUESTION FOR EVERYONE!!!

Not a question really, but : Compare LOVE to something in this world, and explain why. Something like...well, I can't come up with anything, so I need help! Onegai? I need it for a story I'm writing. PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE????

The only really painful part is when they tighten them. But even then, it's only sore for about 3 hours, then you get used to it.

ABOUT 3 HOURS? I'll stick with my one crooked tooth, thankyouverymuch.

dragon agility · Post by **dragon agility** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:05 am

I had braces Heero! Did ya go through the pain i felt? That night after i had them in, i woke up in so much pain that i had tears in my eyes and had to take painkillers! But I'm all beter now with straight teeth!

Not a question really, but : Compare LOVE to something in this world, and explain why. Something like...well, I can't come up with anything, so I need help! Onegai? I need it for a story I'm writing. PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE????

Um......compare love to a blossoming flower?

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:13 am

Hmm... I've never been in love, so this might not help you but... I think love is like chocolate : sometimes sweet, sometimes sour, with many flavours and always leaves marks. Or love is like cocoa : hot, sweet and makes you feel better and warmer

I know it's not that good, but I told ya I don't know much about love. :-?

If only 3 hours - it'll be heaven. ALWAYS after they tighten my braces it hurts almost all night and often I can't bite or chew... My first week with braces was horror: whole week I ate only soups or something very "soft" like cookies with milk...*shivers* But now I'm used to my braces

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:16 pm

Thank you everyone regarding the braces. I think that I'll actually get them; after all, what is 12 months anyway?

Not a question really, but : Compare LOVE to something in this world, and explain why.

*dies laughing* Ahem, sorry. I just found that rather amusing. What to compare love to? *snicker* Well, in all honesty, I'd compare it to a song since I'm quite music-orientated. Artistically, it could easily be a painting of a person, a photograph... most likely an object that most people can associate with. Like chocolate... Mm. *laughs*

But I have to pack and get dressed for a night out. I'll see you all in a bit, alright?

~Calla.

PS. White Witch, you just gave me a VERY amusing idea for a story. Crudmuffins.

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:35 pm

Fare enough because you are ALWAYS tired Heero I'll let ya get away with not answering my Q.

Compare love to something in this world?
I never been in love -just lil crushes. So I don't know.

Sorry.

Crazygurl · Post by **Crazygurl** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:38 pm

Love is like a rose. It's beautiful.

From afar.

And it has thorns if you get too close.

...

Sorry, i'm in my overworked mood, and nothing really is poetic to me right now. Especially not my technology projects.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Wed May 05, 2004 6:42 pm

PS. White Witch, you just gave me a VERY amusing idea for a story. Crudmuffins.

Eh? :-?
What are crudmuffins anyway? Do they taste good?

I don't know how that smiley in my latest post got there...

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