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Heero · Post by **Heero** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:48 pm

I tried posting this last night, but the server was down... here's a C&P of what I wrote:

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Jeez! I log on more times than usual today and I have enough messages in 1 hour to fill a day!

But I'm being leniant and understanding that the rules are new to some people. Thanks to you ladies for clearing that up.

And I mentioned it in an ealier post, but that spandex suit was AGAINST my will. It was for a photoshoot.

No one really wanted to do it. Duo seemed to enjoy it, but other than that no one wanted to. Milliardo drank himself to the point where he was okay with it. They ended up going with the drunk look. He was struggling to even see his finger in that photo.

And I got stuck with the spandex telemarketing suit from hell.

These pics are in one of the calenders. Quatre looks like a girl... SERIOUSLY! (no offense Q)

And for Raspberry, give me a detailed discription of the problem and I'll be back with an answer ASAP.

Miss Relena · Post by **Miss Relena** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:02 pm

^_^ I booted him off so I could post (the trouble sharing a desktop, I'm always comendeering it from him when I want it

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I just wanted to respond about the comments made about Inu Yasha...you should all know I have forced him into that costume before and it was SOOO very cute (he makes a cute dog-boy)! Just like that full spandex suit *faints* I love that thing ^_^ He hates it when I make him into a human doll, but tuff.
We all still remember the bunny suit, right??

I also want to know if any of you are coming to A-kon??

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:51 am

These pics are in one of the calenders. Quatre looks like a girl... SERIOUSLY! (no offense Q)

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

*takes a deep breath*

STOP PICKING ON KATORU-SAMA!!!!

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:39 am

Heero wrote: But I'm being leniant and understanding that the rules are new to some people. Thanks to you ladies for clearing that up.

Um, who are you saying thanks to exactly....?

If you're saying what I think you're saying then.....

RELENA GIVE HEERO A BIG HUG FOR US LADIES!!!!

HostGundam · Post by **HostGundam** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:06 am

Yes, about that, I had to know. Inu Yasha is that show is that show there seven girls I think (I don't know that much about it) Lived in the same house and they all competed for Inu Yasha. And they all faint at his whim because they're they have these stupid little girl crushes. Being a female animie character yourself, I would think you are just as prone to that sort of thing. I just had to know... so... are you JUST enjoying Inu Yasha?

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:29 am

What the heck is all this? I heard about a war with Hostgundam and Heero.

eight pages of all this

I must admit, my curiousity has been peeked with the Inu Yasha business. 'HG' is it? You really need to clam down. It looks like to me though you won, why did you say this was a draw?

And while I'm here, I've got a question of my own. I don't know if you might have answered something like this before, but what the hay.

Question to Heero: There is this gang of six graders in my town. There are maybe five or six of them who travel around like Hell's Angels on their bikes. I am much older than they are and for some reason, they have singled me out and started picking on me. I don't go to the same school and each time I challenge them (All of them...) The take off. They've been driving me nuts and I'm about ready to ambush the little creeps. What should I do?

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:01 am

Yes, about that, I had to know. Inu Yasha is that show is that show there seven girls I think (I don't know that much about it) Lived in the same house and they all competed for Inu Yasha. And they all faint at his whim because they're they have these stupid little girl crushes. Being a female animie character yourself, I would think you are just as prone to that sort of thing. I just had to know... so... are you JUST enjoying Inu Yasha?

Um, HostGundam I think you've got Inuyasha mixed up with Love Hina.

Inuyasha is also known as a Feudal Fairy Tale and focuses upon the adventures of a girl from modern day Tokyo who somehow travels back in time to the Feudal era where humans and demons roam wildly. There, she meets friends and they go on a quest to put back together the pieces of a broken jewel before the enemy does.

Love Hina is the one about a boarding school/dorm (not sure) where all these girls fall for the same guy. I've heard it's quite funny, but I havent' seen any of it. (But it does remind me a bit of Tenchi M...)

And Criticgundam, if I were you... I'd scare those little buggers with my ability to do an amazing hi-kick and my Xena, the Warrior Princess battle cry!! (just kidding) Heaven forbid, I'm going to sound like a mother again... but I'd phone their parents as a last resort, or use that tactic to 'intimidate' them.

Any reason why they've suddenly singled you out?

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 2:17 pm

As long as the fight won't last for yrs./months/days/etc. (the antagonism also), then do whatever are suggested. I'm not going to, since I have a mean streak in me (but I don't show it often).

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:05 pm

I had watched all Love Hina TV series and two specials. I didn't see Love Hina Again, though. So, if anyone have questions about our lil-stupid-and-adorable-in-the-same-time Keitaro Urashima - ASK ME!

Um... Critic, me can't help you...

Relena, I admitt it without forcing - Heero in Bunny Outfit ALWAYS makes me laught to state when I can't breathe when I think about it

Oh, and even although Heero is not-so-social, he's a very good friend. Yes Heero, you're my friend much more than pal who I know since I was three.

Thank you, Mister Yuy, Miss Darlian <-- yeah, I don't know you Relena but I think you're my friend as well.

Calla, Witch-chan, Chibi-chan you're my friend too!

Ok, now my problems with Java: many games or chat-rooms from Java Applet are not opening on my computer and if they do, they're very very slow (games) or I can't see even what I'M writing (chat-rooms). I doubt it's something with Java. I installed programme from original website. But with my computer is everything ok. So what's the problem?..

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:43 pm

Me thinks Citricgundam and Hostgundam might be the same person...

But I could be wrong...

Regaurdless, the way I would deal witht he gang of pre-teens would be to carry a knife. It can be fake, but it better be big. If they come harrassing you, pull out the knife and scream this...
"All right, which one of you fu#$%rs wants your neck slit first?"

Then as they run off, scream this...
"Next time I see you, you won't be so lucky!!"

I'm assuming from what you've said that they are intimidated easily, so this should do the trick.

A dulled knife would be best though.

I use a sword to scare off people. His name is Sasu. Sasu is a japanese word discribeing his actions.

Don't worry Raspberry, I'm looking in on it, you'll have your answer by tonight.

Blissful Ignorance

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