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Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:58 pm

:x Idiot. You could have just run a metal detector over it, you know!

Kaili Charmer · Post by **Kaili Charmer** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:04 pm

i agree with morrigan, heero- why didn't you just run it through a metal detector? or better yet, an x-ray thingy? goodness, what comprimised your judgement??? You aren't normally THAT judgemental. You should have taken other precautions first. What did Relena do to you to make you not think straight?

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:17 pm

*snicker* My thoughts exactly, Kaili... *inches away from Heero*

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:41 pm

inches won't be far enoguh!

Not ALL explosives have to be made with metal. Trust me.
And I don't carry around an X-Ray machine with me. Nor do I plan on carrying an explosive until I get to one. It was the most logical thing to do. And Relena does not know, yet.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 9:36 pm

Key word: YET.

But she will... *runs off*

Kaili Charmer · Post by **Kaili Charmer** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:39 pm

She doesn't know?? I wonder what she'll do if i tattle...

That'd be interesting...
~runs off to find Relena~ *glances behind and spots Heero*
Uh oh...
~runs faster~

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 12:43 pm

Heero, if u ever wrote a bk, what would it be called? the context?

Kaili Charmer · Post by **Kaili Charmer** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:08 pm

heero,
what's the best way to refinish a room with bullet holes and char? or let's see, how to rephrase...what's the best way to treat bullet holes in the wall? should ya put putty in the holes and paint over it or what?

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:50 am

I would use spackle, smooth it over, then paint over. That's what I do!

I'm only assuming "bk" is "book"

My book would be a Children's Book on battle stratagies. They will be prepared for the real world, If every child had basic knowledge about simple war techniques, we would be a lot better off. Now i just need a simple title like "Gorilla's Guerilla!" But it's just a thought.

And Relena will nevr find out... NEVER!

Mizaya · Post by **Mizaya** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:02 am

Heero wrote:My book would be a Children's Book on battle stratagies. They will be prepared for the real world, If every child had basic knowledge about simple war techniques, we would be a lot better off. Now i just need a simple title like "Gorilla's Guerilla!" But it's just a thought.

And Relena will nevr find out... NEVER!

Can't you write something less...detrimental to the children? Like a book about puppies and kittens or roller skating or something? Battle strategies...hmph!

Personally, I think you should write a book about how you manage to keep your hair so Heero-ish. People might actually be interested in reading that

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