Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Melville's Best Friend]

I have faith in people when it comes to their strength. It's people who conform that I dislike. I have no faith in those who lust, who are greedy, and who pine for things that could only add to their demise.

I do not like Hollywood.

*snerk*

Anywho, I have a question as well.

Heero, I must know. Will the evil ones get their comeuppance?

If so, how? And when? And...will it be by my hands?

And what's the best way to deal with a stupid person who keeps calling you and IMing you and badgering you at school and work, and haunts your dreams and follows you everywhere and makes comments on everything you do and calls you names like "pookie" and "hokey-dorey-corey" and manages to ruin your life every time you're awake, and also plans to turn into a Texan because they like the way they talk...


How do I effectively silence the morons?
~MBF

[Miroku]

with a silencer.

[bookworm]

*cough* With the middle finger.

[Melville's Best Friend]

Unfortunately, he has three heads, and can't be wounded with mortal weapons.

And I tried the middle finnger.

He thought it was "cute."

*pointed look*

I need immortal weapons. I need a plan. I need to force him to a point of no return. I need to annoy him as much as he annoyed me. Above all else, I need...new underwear.

For reasons so secret, I'd have to kill you if you found out.


Any suggestions?

[Miroku]

Miroku: would the underwear and this "thing" annoying you have any connection?

bad question. erm- no mortal weapons.

absolutely no idea.

MBF: that doesn't help.

Miroku: I know, but good luck anyways!

[pilot03]

Miroku: would the underwear and this "thing" annoying you have any connection?

bad question. erm- no mortal weapons.

absolutely no idea.

MBF: that doesn't help.

Miroku: I know, but good luck anyways!

I'd like to take a moment and remember the dearly departed Miroku...or rather, the soon to be departed....O_o

With that out of the way...you can always try locking the guy away in a dungeon....that works...*mumble*...stupid locks.... :x

[Heero]

Well, blocking people is the best way for peace online. Everyone's always afriad that the person being blocked will get a "YOU ARE BLOCKED" messgae. But all it does is make it look like you are offline.

Anyway... MBF, the best way to destroy anything in my opinion in liquid nitrogen. It's very hard to trace back, and very easy to destroy. Not to mention loads of fun.

Less appethetic? Well, either you are or you aren't. The only thing you can do is pretend to be. I have no faith in man kind. But I do have faith in individuals.

I think I missed a question. but I'm going to bed. So just complain and I'll get back to you tomorrow.

[Melville's Best Friend]

SUCCESS!!!!


Who the pukk knew he was ALLERGIC to liquid nitrogen? He went down faster than the Titanic. *nods*

It was AWESOMELY fun, Heero. You were right. I've never seen pukk like that since I was in the grade school fireworks army. That was truely the bomb.

But unfortunately...I'm not rid of him. Well, I mean, he's still ALIVE. One head managed to survive. HOW? *eye twitch* He's in the hospital. Perhaps I can unhook his IV?

The staff is under the impression that I'm his great great aunt's niece who flew in from Hungary on a red-eye.

*cough*

I have no idea why they think that. *halo*

So now alls I have to do is give him some "special" treatment, and I'll be rid of him foreva'!!!!!

And, oddly, I knew about the blocking deal. I've done it to many a person. This dude keeps popin' up, though. Maybe it's the three heads...perhaps he can see farther than normal people...

or something.

Thanks for the avice, Heero!

I have one teeny weeeeeenie question, though.

I had a dream last night about...well, about you and Relena. It was a very, very, VERY funny dream.

You two switched bodies.

Now, let's just say that someone was going to write a fic on said dream...

What would your reactions be towards the fact that...you had Relena's body, and she had yours? Said fiction writer has no idea if you two would be a couple during the time, but would most likely have you sharing a bed.

If only for warming purposes. *cough*

~MBF

[wicked]

Here is the question you missed Heero. I'm not complaining, just informing. Hope you had a nice, restful slumber. If so, that makes it one of us.

Dear Heero,

I don't know if this was already covered and I apologize beforehand if it has. But after rewatching Endless Waltz you say, before passing out, that you won't kill again and that you don't have to. Do you consider this a promise or merely a statement? If we focus solely on the "don't have to" portion, does that mean that you won't ever kill again no matter what the circumstances or does it mean that you won't be forced to kill in a manner such as war but more along the lines of self-defense?

Again I apologize if this was previously asked. If so you may just disregard this portion of the post. Thank you for your time.

~Wicked

Again, I'm not complaining.

Sis, just write the damn fic since it would be...FUNNY AS HELL! Though I've never personally been to Hell myself, well not technically anyway, so I don't know how funny it is or isn't. Perhaps I should ask Kira/Lucifer....

Oh and don't have to much fun with the liquid nitrogen.

~Wicked

[Katy-did Bug]

Dear Melville's Best Friend,
I recently asked what haooy meant and someone said to ask you. So...yeah....what does haooy mean?