Torturing Gundam Pilots

[bookworm]

Torturing Gundam Pilots (A RR tale)

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The five Gundam pilots, minus one Zechs Marquise (whose presence was suspiciously not available), stared up at the cold facade of the huge building.

"Is it just me or is that THING staring at us?" Duo shuddered. "It gives me the creeps."

"Duo, shut up."

Duo glared at the Chinese boy. "Hey, I'm just making a comment here. Thank you very much."

Quatre sighed. "Why don't you two stop now. We really got to go inside."

Yet no one of the five took a step forward.

"I'm scared."

Four GW pilots turned their shocked gazes at the tall brunette boy.

Trowa ignored the looks. "Receiving the summons was not that suspicious. But looking at THAT building..." and he let the sentence die as the implications was understood by the rest of the group.

At first the group didn't move after that revelation, but then the only one who hadn't said a word strode forward toward the innocent-looking door. The rest of the group followed. He knocked on the door, but didn't receive no answer. Then he decided to try the door knob. When he turned it, and opened the door, a black hole sucked the five GW pilots inside. Then the door closed shut w/o no one noticing the weird action.

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Heero opened his eyes to find himself in a room where the only furniture was the mattress he was lying on. He turned his gaze around, trying to find out any possible exits, until he spotted the lone figure staring right back at him.

"RELENA?"

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Duo woke up.

"Shit. What the hell happened to me?" (bookworm: pardon the language)

Then he realized that he was not alone. He turned bewildered eyes at the room, which was full of...

GIRLS.

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Trowa silently became conscious. He surveyed his surroundings, where abundant trees blocked his view from outside whatever he was. Then he heard a giggle. Make that giggleS.

He gracefully got up.

"Well, well. We finally have a MAN appear."

And out came a scantily clad woman. Or rather...

An elf.

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Quatre groaned and opened his eyes.

"Well, honey, you finally woke up."

Quatre looked at the gazebo he was in, white billowing curtains blowing from the breeze. Men in loinclothes were staring at him lasciviously.

"Oh, fuck."

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Wufei knew that he was in trouble.

"Get away from me!"

His only answer was a feminie chuckle.

"Wufie, stop hesitating." The fan frowned. "You promised us a strip tease, remember?"

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That's it! Do whatever you want. As u can see, the GW pilots are trapped in different dimensions. For ex. u can have Heero have Hilde as a wife in one dimension, make a 3x4 scene, whatever. It could be sexy, funny, angsty, etc. U can also have them be in groups (2, 3...all) in one scene. And just to point out, Zechs is in the black hole already. Just intro him if u want. Fan girls, or mentioning urself, is acceptable. Like Heero could be bookworm's husband/pet/etc. or something like that. Return to the same scene w/ the same pilot or w/ a diff. one is good 2. Whatever u like to do, this is it. I just wanted to start it w/ the first scenes above. U can take it up, if u want. Have fun!

~bookworm~

[TetsuDeinonychus]

Relena looked angrily at Heero.

"You seduced me you BASTARD!"

She threw a bottle of scotch at him.

"I was drunk and you took advantage of me you CREEP!"

Heero was confused.

He also noticed he was naked.

Relena Shouted, "Just take your clothes and GET OUT!"

She threw Heero a trench-coat and fedora hat!

As a confused Heero ran out the door he noticed everything was in black and white.

He also noticed he had a business card that read:

"Heero Yuy, detective agency"

He was in a Film-Noir Detective movie!

Meanwhile at Relena's apartment.....

"Did he fall for it, honey?", asked Treize.

"Like a charm!", Relena replied, "he sure was easy to fool! get him drunk, undress him, and put on a show when he wakes up. Some detective!"

Both laugh maniacally as the scene fades.....
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[bookworm]

Well, it looks like I'll have to be next.

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Duo looked at the girls surrounding him.

"Ah, hi. What are you doing here?"

Relena giggled. "Silly Duo."

Catherine gazed at him with a dark emotion that Duo was sure is called desire. "Don't you remember?"

Sally shook his head. "I don't think he does." She turned to Une. "Should we remind him?"

Une nodded her head. "The lesson...will be DELIGHTFUL."

Dorothy went up to Duo. "Allow me." She began to unbutton his shirt.

Duo shook Dorothy's hand away and began to back away from the girl. "Hey, watch it." His path was blocked by a feminine form. A pair of arms embraced him. He turned to look. "Hilde."

Hilde chuckled. "Duo. Duo. What are we going to do with you? Don't you remember that ALL of us were going to have FUN?"

The emphasize on the word was not lost to Duo. His eyes widened and he sprang away from his girlfriend. He looked around and spotted the door. He began to sprint toward it.

"Don't think so."

Midii blocked the doorway. Duo gave a prayer to Trowa to forgive him and pushed her out of the way. Then he opened the door and ran out of the room.

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That's it. Who's next?

[SimplyTurquoise]

To Duo's utter horror--- he found himself in the same room he had left only seconds before, yet this time he was on the opposite side of the room. He watched the amusement on each of the girls faces, and he begun to inch his way backwards.

Turning quickly he tried to leave through another door--- and ended up on the opposite side of the room.

His head was swirling from the absurdity of it all--- weren't doors suppose to lead to other rooms?

Then again--- he'd been experiencing strange doorways as of late.

It was then an idea struck him. Turning to the door, he leaned his hand out the door--- craning his neck to the side, he looked to see that same hand sticking out of the door on the other side of the room.

A muttered curse escaped him.

He watched warily as the girls inched their way towards him, a predatory gleam in their eyes.

He tried to swallow the growing lump in his throat--- wondering just exactly what he was going to do.

(Oh... look I added... *cough* isn't it wonderful when people add onto round robins *cough, cough*)

[sailorDH]

Trowa blinked.

Did the THING say, "We finally have a MAN appear?"

He looked for a way out. There were trees on his left, bushes on his right, trees behind him and scantily clad elves (???) in front of him.

"Uhh..." he stuttered, confused, "where am I?"

The flock of elves giggled simultaneously, their voices reverberating around in Trowa's ear canal, in his head, and then hitting his skull. The trees around him shock with fear. The bushes rustled nervously.

"Lady Lacey," said the elf beside the one who first spoke, "what shall we do with this MAN?"

Lady Lacey grinned evily, "We take him to our lair of course." She brushed a piece of hair from her face, and raised her hands to the heavens.

"It has been over twenty-five years since a man has come to fullfill our deepest darkest desires! Almighty Zeus, we are grateful for your generous providence!"

Trowa felt his legs go weak. He reached into his pocket for a gun, only to find that he had no pocket. The fall through the blackhole had somehow undressed and redressed him. He was only wearing an apron, a thong, and a pair of socks.

"Look, Lady Lacey! Our TREAT is even dressed for the occasion!" said Madame Fleacy.

"How absolutely delightful!" Lady Lacey responded as she approached Trowa. Trowa suddenly jumped into the air, and landed on a nearby treebranch. Lady Lacey frowned.

"Fellow Brassieres, we shall NOT let our MAN get away! Chase him down!"

With a war cry, the herd of Brassieres each took out a leather whip and marched towards Trowa.

OH no.

(this is so fun. oh the possibilities!!)

[bookworm]

Trowa felt his legs go weak. He reached into his pocket for a gun, only to find that he had no pocket. The fall through the blackhole had somehow undressed and redressed him. He was only wearing an apron, a thong, and a pair of socks.

That is sooooooooooo funny. I can't believe it. Trowa wearing...

[Elyn Yuy]

This is different from Tetsu's...

Disclaimer:I don't own Gundam wing or th borrowers...Don't ask.


Relena looked back at him from the corner of the room and sighed exasperatedly. "About time, now how about you get us out of here?"

"Wha? And how pratell, do I do that? There's no door."

Relena pointed up. Following her finger, Heero's eyes climbed up higher and higher, until he saw the door, or rather, a cage door, was about 20 ft above them. "Oh."

"Yeah." Flopping down next to him, looking up toward the ceiling. "I was here for two days. Earthquakes, falling fruit. Water balloon the size of a gundam's head." Heero whipped his head around at that. "Water balloon?"

Suddenly the door opened, and a bunch of grapes the size of watermellons fell on the floor. The floor then shook and a giant hand came in. Relena squeaked and glomped Heero. Heero anyways, was backing up to the wall.

"THERE YOU GO LIL CUTIES!!!!" A booming voice reverberated their ears.

"Shut up you... Whatever!!!" Both of them yelled back. Although Heero yelled in japanese.

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"Andrea! Leave them alone!" Elyn yelled as andrea snatched her hand back like someone caught in a cookie jar. "Heero and Relena are my pets!!!"

"So? you don't feed them enough."She retorted.

Crossing her arms, Elyn said, "I gave them mini carckers. And apple chips. YOU on the other hand, dropped a waterballoon on Relena!!!"


maybe more soon.

Elyn Yuy

[Elyn Yuy]

Andrea's going to kill me for this.




Elyn Yuy