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illiterate · Post by **illiterate** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:04 pm

I already bragged about how easy classes are. But I think I convinced my brother to play sick in hopes that they'll stay home and watch him. I just have to produce a little gift for him next time I go home. The Heavy Arms Custom Modle I was saving for x mas should suffice. I love my Little Brother

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:09 pm

Thanks, Miroku. You're such a sweetie.

sweet? are you trying to ruin my reputation- pssh, ah- but i hope everything does work out.

heero, who invented the spork- or came up with the idea, and why haven't they tried to create the spife/knoon? or even the forfe/knork?

Shinigamigrul · Post by **Shinigamigrul** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:17 pm

Is there such a thing as caffinated gum? cause i ve seen caffinated mints....

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:23 pm

Is there such a thing as caffinated gum?

i wouldn't be surprised if they did.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:44 pm

Miroku wrote: sweet? are you trying to ruin my reputation- pssh, ah- but i hope everything does work out.

No, I'm not!! It's true! You'll attract more girls that way!! (I just gave you a big hint there!)

As for the situation, thanks. I attempted to talk to my teacher, but he was helping someone, and I wasn't on campus during lunch... Monday it shall be. But I think what she's doing will be obvious in the recording he made of us singing....

Rinoah7 · Post by **Rinoah7** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:52 pm

[quote="pilot03"]I got some stupid random questions for you if you feel like answering:

1. Red or White Clam Chowder?
2. Beer or wine?
3. Wing Zero or Epyhon?
4. Freddy or Jason?
5. Inside or Outside the Matrix?

White. Definitely.
Neither. Mixed drinks for me.
Wing, definitely. It's prettier.

Actually, his name's Eric. ^_~
Outside. I wanna be able to fly.

Hmmm...are we taking up your advice column space, Heero? Sorry bout that....

^_^

LS

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:17 pm

1. None
2. None
3. Wing Zero
4. None
5. None. There is no Matrix.

And I do think there is caffinated gum, but I'm not possitive.

And the inventer of the Spork is Bernard Shuffler. He does have other utencil combonations like your "spife/knoon" but this was the only one that was practical.

I'm sorry if I missed someone's question, but I'm too tired, I'll answer any I skipped tomorow.

Katy-did Bug · Post by **Katy-did Bug** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:47 am

Two guys rob a house, via the chimney. the first guys face is covered in soot, and the second guys face is clean, after the robbery the second guy washes his face, why?

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:09 pm

I'm having such a crappy day. I feel so depressed.... and I hate my dad. I really do. Could somebody please tell me a joke?... I beg. I really need something to cheer me up. Playing Mario Kart just doesn't cut it anymore....

Website · Post by **Adaon** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:16 pm

ever be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic!

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

A man in KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia was pulled for speeding. Now this guy didn't just cheat the speed by a little bit, oh no he abslutely blew it away. According to the police he was going 773KMH (480MPH) in a 60KMH. Yes he apperantly drove his family car at more then half the speed of sound. Nonetheless he said police were determined to press charges. By the way, his speedometer only goes up to 160KMH. "I am even more amazed when a police officer insisted there was no mistake," the alleged 59-year old speedking said, adding that his friends had now nicknamed him the Malaysian Michael Schumacher.

He said that he was seeking legal assistance to defend himself against the charges.

Adding another "Silent Cal" quote, One sunday his wife felt ill and stayed home from church. When he got home, she asked what the preacher talked about, he replied "Sin." Slightly upset at his answer she asked "Well what did he say about it?" He replied...

"He was against it."

I hope that helps.

Blissful Ignorance

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