Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:30 am

Fine! You want answers? I'll give them to you. But I have NO IDEA what the answers are.

1. Slaughter them all.

2. As high as they will go.

3. Find somewhere else to change. And while you're at it, set your car to flames.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:44 am

The bug? It's done nothing to you, so back off. Anyway, it's not MY car, so, be my guest, if you insist.

Remember Miss Relena is watching, and she'll read your answer to question No. 1, and I'll so enjoy watching her torture you. Mwahahaa!!

And by the way, <i>as high as they will go?</i> Not what I was expecting, but then again, you're everything but predictable...

I'm hungry...

Can I ask MORE questions?!? Ah? I think I can come up with some more... Or am I banished from this forum, therefore, not allowed to ask more questions?

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:50 am

Oi Heero, don't pay attention to Andrea. She thinks I'm weird too.

~Wicked

Miss Relena · Post by **Miss Relena** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 6:35 am

*laugh* Here's what I think...
Short skirts are fine...as long as your butt doesn't peak out form under it. That's when it's too short...and wrong.
Changing in the back of a volkswagon? Not that bad. The back isn't as small as it seems, and if you are flexible, easy! ^_^ I've had 2 so far. (My first was cotton candy pink and so darn cute! Thanks to my father ^_^)
Aww...I'm not mad he wrote that...too used to it. His bark is worse than his bite...MOST of the time.
That pilot is dragging me to a haunted house on Halloween *scared out of her mind* I really hate people jumping out at me unexpectedly. Also, being chased. Both are common at places like this. Throw in my fear of dark water, and you might all be attending my funeral.
Don't say "Oh but Heero will protect you!" He said that already. I don't buy it...and I can defend myslef! Last time (the ONLY time) I was at a haunted house I hit some poor guy in a monkey suit in the nuts with my 5 pound flashlight when he jumped out at me. I was little...and he scared me! In retrospect, it's rather funny ^_^
I asked Heero if I could bring along that flashlight this time

BTW! I hope you all have a happy and SAFE halloween. Don't torch any cars despite what Heero said.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:25 am

Heero wrote: 1. Slaughter them all.

What more would I expect from you, Yuy? Honestly... Not all teenagers are that bad; it's just the immature ones that ruin it.

Miss Relena wrote: Last time (the ONLY time) I was at a haunted house I hit some poor guy in a monkey suit in the nuts with my 5 pound flashlight when he jumped out at me.

Ooh... *snickers* That musta hurt...

pilot03 · Post by **pilot03** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:48 am

What are you doing in an elevator with teenagers! That's just stupid, so are skirts, give me jeans or let me be natural

That's what I'm talking about. A women that has her priorities! I think Heero would freak out if stuck in an elevator full of teenage girls. He would probably drop a grenade and look forward to the end. Many things can be done in the back of a VW. I think I was concieved there. Anyways, as always, good questions and even better answers 01.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:16 pm

Miss Relena wrote: Last time (the ONLY time) I was at a haunted house I hit some poor guy in a monkey suit in the nuts with my 5 pound flashlight when he jumped out at me. I was little...and he scared me! In retrospect, it's rather funny ^_^
I asked Heero if I could bring along that flashlight this time

Hahaha...!! Baseball bats are so much better. But, then again, with a hunk like that stalking you, there's no need for that bat... and wouldn't you want to be in the... <b>dark</b>? *wiggles eyebrows*

wickedchild_md wrote: Oi Heero, don't pay attention to Andrea. She thinks I'm weird too.

Mou, Wicked, I resent that. Now no one will take me seriously. Hmm... Anyway, I wasn't lying, just stating the truth... and besides, you said so yourself... somewhere.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:21 pm

pilot03 wrote: Many things can be done in the back of a VW. I think I was concieved there.

Well, that's so true... Many things DO happen in the backseat of a Volkswagen.. specially if they're red...

And, about you being conceived there? *snicker* My mom DID have a VW around that time... so, who knows... Oh, crappo...

pilot03 · Post by **pilot03** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:32 pm

Mou, Wicked, I resent that. Now no one will take me seriously. Hmm... Anyway, I wasn't lying, just stating the truth... and besides, you said so yourself... somewhere.

I'll take you seriously. I happen to find that people with different points of views usually can shed light on kinds of problems a person my have. Everyone is strange. I'm accident prone as you can tell from my earlier posts on this string. Me and cars just don't mix well. Anyways, I like your sense of humor so don't worry bout it.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:48 pm

pilot03 wrote: Everyone is strange.

I'll take this as a compliment.

Anyways, I like your sense of humor so don't worry bout it.

FINALLY someone get's my view!... You did understand me right?

Me and cars just don't mix well.

Aah, shoot! Boys and cars are a sexy mix! Guess I'll have to scratch you out...

...

I'll take you seriously. I happen to find that people with different points of views usually can shed light on kinds of problems a person my have.

I can't help but think this has something to do in relation with another post... Oh, well... But thank you for you NICE words... I'll hunt Wicked down, you'll see...

Blissful Ignorance

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