H.A.R.P. (drabble #9)

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H.A.R.P. (drabble #9)

Post by Litia-sama »

What? Litia wrote a drabble? YEP! :D I've been wanting to try one for a while, but when I saw the word "shower" inspiration just hit me. I was working on ATL, with Relena playing the harp, and I just kind of thought, "Hey, h-a-r-p. What could that stand for?" And so, here we are. My first drabble. Please be merciful. (I'm not sure, but I think I saw a fic with the title 'Harp' somewhere before. Sorry if I stole someone's idea, but H.Y.A.R.P. made it have WAY too many words.)



Title: H.A.R.P.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 126(Your limits are not fair!)
Pairing: 1xR

Heero glared at the metal plate before him, water droplets running down its surface. She?d been doing this to everything. The bed. The car. The front door. Even the kitchen cupboards all had one to bear. This, however, was unnecessary. This?was the shower.

It was a metal plate, engraved with the letters, ?H.A.R.P.,? standing for ?Heero and Relena Peacecraft,? resting on the wall of the stall. Nevermind that she should have put ?Yuy? before ?and,? but the fact was that she had put them EVERYWHERE, and it was becoming ridiculous.

Maybe he could convince Relena to take this one out of the shower if she wound up having a rectangular imprint on her back.

That thought in mind, he called for his wife to join him.



*wonders off into hentai-thought-land*

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Post by Andrea »

Hiyaa!! I'll join you on your trip to hentai-thought-land... How could I not, when you write something like this and then--- stop? Cruel drabbles, I say. Sexy drabble, keep it up.

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Post by Elyn Yuy »

hahahahaha! Poor He-chan!

great little number, hear Litia

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Post by bookworm »

A metal name plate. :lol: :lol: :lol: That's funny. But in a shower? :eek: What was Relena thinking?
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Post by Morrighan »

He-he-he... He really wanted the "Yuy" on there, ne? :lol: Loved it!!! :D
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Post by shadowcat »

:D Nice one!!! please keep writing Litia!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Litia-sama »

:oops: Thanks you guys! I'm so glad I didn't screw it up. Kidding, kidding! I might try another one, depending on what it is and if inspiration takes another whack at me.

Oh, and shadow, I'll never stop writing. Not unless a wild amazon woman suddenly charges into my room and slices my hands off. And even then, I can still type with my feet.

Aya!

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Post by trekkiexb5 »

<snicker>

the question is this:
What...ehem...was all those plates representing? 8)

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Post by Calla Lily »

:lol: Oh dear, never thought of the 'instrument' that way... :eek: For some strange reason... (looks at last sentence) Oh dear, my mind's in the gutter... damn you Litia! It's all your drabble's fault!

Just kidding. I loved it.
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Post by rina_craft »

*smiles* :roll: hehehe... trip to hentai land? why not share your thoughts...

continue???

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