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My underwear is only for me to see.


...And maybe Relena.
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Post by bookworm »

Dear Heero,
I always wondered if this is true or not. I rememebered a movie (don't remember the name) and then references about this. Neway, the q is this: Do guys think of sex every 3/7/etc. seconds? Which is true? Is it 3? 7? what? Ur a guy. Tell me! I got to know since I'm confused which is the real time frame.

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Post by Miroku »

5 seconds

uhm- i don't really know.
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Post by Faye Faye »

Actually the time frame isn't really that important, the only thing that matters the fact that they think about sex THAT often...I mean Jeez...hobbies people.....lol
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Post by Heero »

That has been proven to be just a myth. Even though the male mind does trigger libido signals more often than females, it is not nearly as much as stated. Now I'm not saying it's not a lot. Just not measured in seconds. Or even minutes sometimes. But it really depends on the person and situation. Now Miriku just may have 5 seconds, I don't know.
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Post by SimplyTurquoise »

...or maybe what bookworm was trying to get at... was how often do you think about sex?

...or maybe that's just me...

hmm... anyways... if you had to do an essay on all three epics: gilgamesh, beowulf, and the odyssey, what characteristic of an epic hero would you use to describe all those stories...

*assuming you have knowledge on at least one of those three
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Post by bookworm »

hmm... anyways... if you had to do an essay on all three epics: gilgamesh, beowulf, and the odyssey, what characteristic of an epic hero would you use to describe all those stories...
Don't remind me of that. Writing essays about them...ARGH! :x
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Post by Heerako »

hmm... anyways... if you had to do an essay on all three epics: gilgamesh, beowulf, and the odyssey, what characteristic of an epic hero would you use to describe all those stories...
Courage, intelligence, determination???

I only really know the Odyssey
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Post by Heero »

I have not read Gilgamesh, but I want to. Beowulf and Odyseous both have the main characteristics of showing skill and courage, enduring fame, and royal responsibility. That's basically all you have to say.
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