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Post by pilot03 »

You know Pilot03, if you think YOUR head is thick, try falling several stories on many differant occations. But you do seem durrable. Maybe you would make a good pilot
Maybe one day....but who would trust me with a gundam!! I could have really made some changes. I am very much on the side of good and stuff. I think I'll stick to helping out here with male points of view from time to time. This way I can still do good, but not blow up colonies or anything like that. Do you really want a duo of duo's to bother you on your missions! :lol:
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I've been thru 2 car accidents, I got hit by a brick, been kicked in the head, fell out of a tree,
Um... :eek: Shouldn't you, in all definitions of the state of living, be dead? Wow. Remind me, when i aim to punch, never to try hitting the head; it doesn't work. (THat is if your condition pretains to all guys.) :-P
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Post by pilot03 »

Shouldn't you, in all definitions of the state of living, be dead? Wow. Remind me, when i aim to punch, never to try hitting the head; it doesn't work. (THat is if your condition pretains to all guys.)
I almost died, but I think I'm made of plastic or something because here I am with all motor skills and my memory more or less intact. Believe me, a strike to the head can cause alot of damage and in most cases hurt. You could try it but result may vary. Try using a blunt object. Oh....to chase the ladies, but that is another story and faded scars. If your going to punch someone always remember to aim for soft parts of their body to cause the most damage or to atleast get their attention. I recommend the throat or stomach, but this is advice more up Heero's alley since I am more accustomed to recieving pain then delievering it.
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INTERNET'S BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!

Wow, I've only been gone a week and there's already 5 pages up!

Anyway, my little problem with otoko-tarashi's not yet solved, but at least my friend has told me he absolutely doesn't want anything to do with that girl! -_-

And thank you to all your advice! Sad to say, I have tried ignoring them. Too bad, they're REALLY stubborn. But my plan of action is telling my neighbor about their attitude. My neighbor who is OUR English teacher. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah, I'm being a weasel. But who cares? It's a shot.

*sigh* I feel so much like Makino Tsukushi/Shan Cai of Hana Yori Dango/Meteor Garden....

Ja, matta desu ne!

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Post by Heero »

You're exactly right 03. Stomache, neck, groin, and if you're lucky, the back of the neck. You can also hit the face, but that's less painful damage, and more cosmetic damage.

White Witch, give it time. Just continue down this path and he'll be out of your hair before you know it.

As for me, I'm really sick. So I'm going to try to sleep it off and hope it's gone by morning. Good night!
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Post by Faye Faye »

Dear Heero, when you're not in your spandex, Do you wear Boxers? or briefs? If boxers, what kinda of pattern are on them?

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Faye Faye wrote: Dear Heero, when you're not in your spandex, Do you wear Boxers? or briefs? If boxers, what kinda of pattern are on them?
*sweatdrop* *cough, cough* At least now I know I'm not the only person who wonders about that.... :oops:
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Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by Heero »

My underwear is a very personal matter. It is under my pants for no one to see. But there is no real security risk in telling you. It's just odd.

I wear boxers. The usual plad pattern. Any brand.


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Heero wrote: ...freaks.
I resent that comment, Yuy.
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by Faye Faye »

Ah Ha! That's a huge load off my mind, I've always wondered, and it's not an odd question, it's a very normal, everyday question.

::wishes she could see them:: <.< >.>

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