New Orders - Chapter 8 Secret Agent Man

[Amidala]

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, or the characters therein. I am only using them for my own amusement. Do not sue me, as you will only end up with dust bunnies and spider webs from underneath my bed.

As this is a humor-centered story, some of the characters may be a bit 'out of character' but I will try to keep the OOC to a minimum.

There is a new show on A&E... called MI-5. No, I do not watch that.

Author's Note: this did not turn out anywhere near the way that I thought it would when I decided to hook her up with a MI-5 agent. @_@ However, I like the way that it did turn out. I hope that you will too.

Oh, yes. One more thing.. Integral may seem quite OC. But I think her reaction is quite fitting.

Thanks for the reviews, everyone. Keep them coming and I will keep my chapters coming. Thank you to those who understand that this is not a 'serious' story. It was never intended to be "accurate to the series". Just FUN!

New Orders
Secret Agent Man
by
No. 192455631

Integral sat in her office. She was waiting for the MI-5 agent Walter had set her up with to arrive. She wasn't sure she was looking forward to it or not. Walter said that he knew about her. Was that a good thing or a bad thing? She puffed on her cigar.

Alucard appeared. "Good evening, Master." The vampire replied. "Are you looking forward to your date tonight?"

Integral blew smoke in Alucard's face. "I am not sure." She replied.
"Would you like me to keep and eye on you this evening?" he asked hopefully.

"No. You will stay here and continue to train that useless police girl of yours." Integral replied. "And if she does not show noticeable improvements soon, I will take up he training myself. And believe me, Alucard, she will not find me to be a pleasant trainer. I will not tolerate her not being able to use her vampiric abilities any longer. Do I make myself clear?"

"Perfectly, Master." Alucard replied.

Integral looked at Alucard. "Is there anything else?"

Alucard looked at his master. "You should wear something a bit more comfortable out on your date, Master." He replied. He wanted to say something more, but wasn't sure how Integral would take it.

"This is comfortable for me, Alucard." She responded. "Now, you have your orders. Oh, and please see that Seras drinks her blood this evening. I am tired of seeing it go to waste. She should be grateful that she does not have to go out and fend for herself."

"Yes, Master." Alucard replied as Walter entered the office.

"Sir Integra, Henry has arrived. He is waiting for you downstairs." Walter replied.

Integral groaned as Alucard disappeared into the shadows.


Integral walked down the stairs to find a nicely dressed handsome young man waiting for her. He smiled at her.

"Good evening, Sir Integral." The young man replied. "May I drop the title for this evening?"

Integral nodded. "That would be fine."

The young man chuckled and began again. "Good evening, Integral. My name is Henry."

Walter was pleased. The young man seemed like such a nice fellow and Alucard was nowhere in sight. He would hate to have him scared off so quickly.


Alucard watched from the rooftop of the Hellsing Manor as the handsome young man opened the door to his car for Integral. He could not sense any ill feeling from his master. He wondered if his master could fall for a man like that. The fact that he was nice looking and that she didn't have to hide her identity as she did with her previous dates was in the young man's favor. He was also human.

The vampire watched as the car drove away.


Henry arrived at the theater and allowed the valets to park the car. As he walked with Integral to the main area, he chuckled. "I am going to apologize to you now. I thought the perfect night out would be dinner and show. I have been on the worst mission and a nice meal would make me very happy. And it's been ages since I've been able to enjoy a show."
Integral looked at him curiously. "The last time I've been to the theater, I was too young to remember." Integral replied. "Why must you apologize for that?"

Henry pointed to the marquee above the theater.

Integral looked to the marquee. "Dracula, the musical? You have got to be kidding me, right?"

"I know. It was the only one I could get tickets for on such short notice. It's getting good reviews and isn't all that popular yet. The music is supposed to be really good." Henry replied. "If anything, it's good for a laugh. What do you say?"

"I suppose it can't be much worse than being told my entire family history over dinner." Integral groaned.

"I beg your pardon?" Henry asked.

Integral chuckled. "On of my previous dates. He told me my entire family history, quite inaccurately, I might add, over dinner. Did you know that my Uncle Richard is in charge of the Hellsing Organization?"

"You Uncle Richard?" Henry replied. "What ever happened to him. The MI-5 has a file on his disappearance."

"I'd rather not talk about my uncle." Integral replied. She still felt uncomfortable about talking about that year.

"Sorry." Henry replied. He changed the subject back to the musical. "I wonder how accurate the musical will be?"

"As accurate as the novel it's based on." Integral replied. "The family deliberately changed and left details out."


Alucard was still at his rooftop vista when Seras found him. She wondered what her master was doing just standing there, staring out onto the road leading away from the Hellsing manor. He didn't even seem to notice the police girl's approach.

"Master, are you all right?" Seras asked. "What are you looking at?"

Alucard turned Seras. "Nothing you need concern yourself with, Police Girl."

Seras hoped that there would be a mission tonight. She did not look forward to another training session with her master. He was really working her hard.

"Prepare yourself, Police Girl. Tonight we are doing something different." Alucard replied.

Different. Seras found herself at the combat maze. Her master stood on the observation deck. There, Alucard barked his orders for her to run the maze in a certain amount of time.

At first, Seras found it easy since she did not have to worry about traps of 'ghouls' popping out for an attack. But soon, Alucard decreased the time in which she had to run the maze to what she thought was impossible.
"Master, I can't possibly make it from the starting point to the end in that amount of time." Seras whined already tired from the many times she had already run the maze.

"You should have the maze memorized by now, Police Girl." Alucard replied.
"Yes, but I still can't make it that fast." Seras whined.

Seras stumbled back as Alucard glared at her. He seemed to be almost glowing in darkness.

"You disappoint me, Police Girl." Alucard replied. "I could have easily killed you that night. Do you know why I gave you that choice? I sensed something within you. I thought you to be worthy. You are nothing, Police Girl. That pathetic Luke Valentine was better than you. And you allowed his brother Jan to get past you to get to Integra. If it had not been for her own prowess, my master might be dead."

Seras fell to the ground. "Master..."

Alucard glared at her. "Stand up. Show me what you've got."

Seras stood up. She ran as fast as she could, faster than she ever had before. She did not want to upset her master. This new anger had something to do with Sir Integra. She just knew it. She was not going to let her master or her master's master down.


Intermission. Henry and Integral went out into the lobby. Integral was still trying to compose herself having laughed through most of the first act. Henry just shook his head as the other theatergoers glared at them.

"You know, I figured you would find some humor in the musical, but never this much." He replied, handing her his handkerchief to wipe her tears.

Integral took the handkerchief and wiped her eyes. "Thank you. I'm sorry." She replied. "It's just that the actor portraying Dracula reminds me so much of Alucard I can't stop laughing. Just the thought of Alucard swooning and then bursting into song is so funny."

Henry chuckled. "I've heard of your Alucard. And I can see why that is so funny." Henry replied. "That aside, are you enjoying the musical?"

"I am. Although, I suppose my laughter is annoying those around me laughing during the dramatic Dracula moments? They must think I'm nuts." Integral replied. "I've never laughed so much in my entire life."

"Would you like to watch the second act?" Henry asked.

"Of course, if we don't get shown the door first." Integral replied. "Aside from finding Dracula highly amusing the music and the performances are quite nice." I am enjoying the show."

Alucard waited on the roof for his master to return. Seras had passed out from exhaustion. She had done quite well. Alucard took her to her room and placed her on her bed then went up to where he was now, waiting for his master's return. He hoped that his master would be pleased at the police girl's progress.

Finally, Henry's car pulled up. Henry got out and opened the door for Integral. She did not seem at all agitated like she usually did coming home from a date. Alucard listened to what they were saying.

"Thank you for a lovely evening, Henry." Integral replied. "I really enjoyed myself."

"I had a lovely time as well," Henry replied. "I really hope that when I return we can see the musical again. Maybe you won't find it as amusing as you did this time."

"I doubt that." Integral replied. "They probably won't even allow me into the theater the next time."

Henry laughed. "Hey, how about a movie? I hear there is a new one coming out about a Catholic priest who goes about slaying the demons of the land."

Integral could tell that Henry was serious. "Oh god."



Next Chapter: Britanica Cowboy.

Okay, fine. This had nothing to do with a 'secret agent man'. I just got an idea for where he would take her and it just took off from there.

[Eden]

Alucard seems to have some compatition for his masters affections. This is good. More of this would be greatly appreciated, and well recieved. Things are getting so good!

Till next time!

~Eden

[melrose_stormhaven]

I kinda like the secret agent man myself. Will he have a repeat performance? I hope so!

[Stella]

Oooh, I agree with Melrose - will there be more of him?

Loved it as usual - this fic is so fun!

*hugs*
Stella

[Amidala]

LOL Thanks for all the reviews! Henry will be back... but not in this fic... hehe... have a sequel planned... Yes, my Alucard is evil.