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Kaili Charmer
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Post by Kaili Charmer »

ah...that's the classic "i have friends in high places which other chicks are jealous of" scenario...can't tell you how many times i've been there. I'd kind of like to know what to do as well, because i usually end up just going through with it and the outcome is different everytime. heero?
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Post by Heero »

I say screw her and her friends. Stand up for yourself, because in 2 years, not only will anyone rememebr, but they won't care either. Go for it. But then again, if you choose not to, I will respect that judgement.
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Post by White Witch »

Yuy-san, what do you think I've been doing? Of course I stand up for myself, it's all I can do. Even her guy friends have been trying to make me cry or something. And I think that's just so weak. I myself, don't care if I'm labeled a dork or something, but THEY make it sound like a big deal. I'm THIS close to bashing their heads in. I almost did once.

And they have the nerve to ask for favors too! That is just so...UGH! I mean, they tease and insult me and then they say, "Hey you're a nice kid, let me (insert favor here)". And they don't even say please! And sometimes they deliberately STEAL my things! Especially one time when I bought some tailor's chalk that cost me half of my money, and one of them almost stole it! Was he surprised when I slapped his hand HARD, cause he thought I wasn't watching...

So, thank you for the advice, and for reading my really pointless rant about my life...Ja, matta desu ne!
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Post by Heerako »

Good job slapping him. I sorry I can't offer advice, but maybe if you keep it up with what you are doing they'll stop.

Well you can always hope, but some people are just stupid that way :x
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Post by WhiteWindRRose »

ah puk. (goodness.... MBF's influencing me!)
that's horrible. it sounds like torture. :(
yell, "Abite Molesti!" though that prolly won't work at all.
good luck putting up with it.
hope Hee-chan'll come to ur rescue soon enough.
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Post by Miroku »

how to stop getting 70+ ladies from squeezing my butt?

???
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Post by WhiteWindRRose »

try not bathing for a couple of weeks. that should do.
or you could always get rid of that butt.
you might be able to sell it on E-bay in fact. *_*

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Post by Beck »

Miroku wrote:how to stop getting 70+ ladies from squeezing my butt?

???
*does a drive by SQUEEZE!*

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Post by Shinigamigrul »

how to stop getting 70+ ladies from squeezing my butt?

???
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hummmmmm stop hanging around them.......heero how do you get a lazy ass lab partner to work....just becasue he is lazy he is not going to ruin my chances at a goood college...do you think a little motivation involving a scalpel and threats will work :o
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Post by Katy-did Bug »

Dear White Witch,
I'm sorry about your situation. I really am,and as I am typing this I am thinking of a good way to get back at them. Have you tried ignoring them, calling them immature, going up to her in the lunch room and saying really loud "Just because you screwed your reputation doesn't mean you have to ruin mine you stupid, etc. etc. etc."? i don't know what else to say. Roll your eyes whenever they come around. Look like your speading rumors about them, actually spreading rumors about her I wish I could come up with something dignified, but with people like that the dignified approach doesn't seem to work most of the time. Maybe you should just try the good old "He's my friend, I want him for nothing more, if you want him bye all means take him" approach. or just tell her "You know I doubt acting like your 6 isn't the way to get a man, if guys liked that, there would be a lot more petifile cases in the world" Thats all I got. Hope it helps.

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