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Hilde's POV
'This is the last time Duo Maxwell. You are finished.' Hilde said to herself as she stormed into the apartment they shared. A single tear fell on her cheek. Then she wiped it away, suddenly thinking of the ultimate revenge for making her do this.
Duo was in the bedroom. Trying to think of something to say before she came inside. 'I didn't mean it that way Hilde, it's just that....No, that's not it. ...Hilde, a man needs to ...Nooo, that sounds to much like what Wufei would say.'
Flash-
"Duo, I've been thinking alot about this, and, I need to ask you. When do you think we're going to get married?"
"What for?"
"So we can have kids and be happy and have a family."
" But, but aren't you happy about us? I mean, why do we Have to?"
"Grrr, you just don't get it do you?! I want to bring our relationship up a notch!"
"But I'd have to quit being a preventer!"
"What's so wrong with that? Other preventers quit to have families. Why can't you? At least get a part time-job there."
"Hilde, why does it matter to you so much?"
"Grrrrr! You just don't get it do you Duo!?" And she stormed out of the apartment for three days.
Flash-
"Duo? Are you in here?"
Duo gulped his stomach back into place. Preparing for the worst Hilde temper ever, he stepped out into the living room. "Here."
'Hilde, can I go first?' he almost said, but Hilde beat him to it. "Duo, I think we should calm down a bit.
"I think we should break up." She finished in a rushed voice. 'This ought to get him thinking alright.'her mind thought wickedly.
Duo stared at her like she was growing a third eye. He paled and shakily sat down on the coffee table.
"I know that you want your freedom, and I respect that. However, I can't keep on waiting on you to decide."
"So, that's it?" he asked shakier than when he sat down. He looked mortified. 'I hope this is just temporary,' her mind thought guiltily."I am moving out tomorrow morning. If you want though, we can still keep it going until midnight." She added suggestively."Afterall, their is only one bed."
"What? What, are you suggesting we-?" His mind was scrambled. He didn't see her coming with the candle stick.
*Thunk!*
Sigh. "And now, for the revenge."
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Duo's POV
"... Uhhh... What did she hit me with?"
Duo was in bed with a sheet over his waist. A cold bag of ice was next to his head. Another thing occiured to him; He was in the nude. He sat up groggily and blinked. The place was a mess. The dresser was opened and all his clothes were gone. Including Hilde's.
"Oh, great. Hope she left me the kitchen sink." He got up and began to search for anything of his, clotheswize. Nothing. She took everything. Even his extra hairtyes. "Jeeez!!Even the fricking towels!" He looked in the kitchen, and would have laughed if he wasn't nude. The sink was gone.
Just then, the phone rang.
"Hello? Duo? Une here. You're late. Get to HQ pronto."
"I would but you see, my clothes semm to have flown the coop."
"...What?... Very funny, you better be here in 15 minutes. *click*"
"Oh, man...How am I going to get there like this?" He walked into the kitchen and domething caught his eye. The garbage bag container. It had one bag left. It only went up to his lower thigh so he cut leg holes in them. "Better than nothing." 'This is going to be a loooong day.'
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Preventer HQ....
Heero was just leaving the debriefing office when Une told him to come to the meeting early. "To help Elyn get used to the way it works here."
"She'll understand how it works here." 'She'll get it as quick as I did.'
He followed her anyway, nothing else to do. Elyn was at the door, leaning on it impatiently. Heero nodded to her and she did the same. Une let them walk in first, then sat at her desk.
"Now since you are now apart of the Preventers Elyn, you'll have to understand that we can't have you galloping around in that gundam of yours; going in half-cocked and ready to fire."
Elyn nodded. However, something in Heero told him that she was just trying to get it over with. Not that he blamed her. They all knew that if it weren't for her, the Preventers wouldn't have their base here at all. But Une was acting as if this wasn't an issue. Had to make an appearance of order, since the other female gundam pilots,(mostly Jesse and Mei Linn) were flipping the place on its ear.
"Now, Elyn, we are having the preventer agents meet with... You? What is that idiot think he's doing?! Duo! Get in here! Now!"
Gasps and histerical preventer officials were running the other way; Laughing their heads off. The twins gave one another strange looks. That meant,'Now what?'
*squeak, rustle. Squeak, rustle.* "I told you, my clothes flew the coop. But noooo." Duo's red face popped in rather quickly. And wonder why, Heero stared at what he was wearing: A garbage bag.
"Anwa!?" He exclaimed. Elyn stared at him. A smirk crossed her lips briefly. Duo's bag was slightly slipping down. Her expression changed faster than Heero could see it. It turned into indiffrence, and puzzlement.
"D-duo?" stuttered Noin and the others. Duo's face went bright red."It wasn't my fault! Hilde-."
"Hilde? Who's Hilde?" Elyn and the other female gundam pilots questioned.
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sorry Can't help it. Gasps for air. Funniest Fic I've wrote More soon.
Elyn Yuy
Wait, he did deserve it so never mind I don't have 2 feel bad for Duo. Aw crap, now I don't know who's side I'm on! Aw crap. 
Wait, by George I think I got it! Don't feel bad for Duo cuz he's doing a 'Wufie'. And what I mean by doing a 'Wufei' is being a male chavenistic pig! I despises men like that but, I think I'll make an exception for some men... Yea, now I know whos side I'm on! GO HILDE!
too many fics in brain. Going to pop!
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