Greetings and salutations one and all!

[wicked]

Hidey ho!

I am the Wicked Child, so named by my own mother; God I love her.

I can't even remember when I registered (I have to blame it on the education system; my blondeness has nothing to do with it! ) but I've been getting lost in all the awesome fics you people have posted. I must say that I've laughed, my heartstrings have been pulled, and have generally just enjoyed myself thus far.

I've been reading GW fanfic's for a little less than a year but am completely addicted. I read het and not so het (but preferrably het). I currently have 3 multi-parts in the works. One is an alternate pairing of 3xR with a strong dash of 1 thrown in. The second isn't specific as of yet...but poor Relena. And the last is just up in the air. I have no clue as to what the deal is with it.

My only question right now is: How do I post fic's that I have written? If it's a really easy answer and process I will blame my stupidity on my blondeness (but only this once mind you!).

I guess that's all for now.

~Wicked Child

P.S. Did I mention I can be long winded?

[blackrose]

Hidey ho!

HELLO!

I am the Wicked Child, so named by my own mother; God I love her.

Oooooooooooookay. But I thought *I* was the wicked child. Dang, been replaced...

I can't even remember when I registered (I have to blame it on the education system; my blondeness has nothing to do with it! ) but I've been getting lost in all the awesome fics you people have posted. I must say that I've laughed, my heartstrings have been pulled, and have generally just enjoyed myself thus far.

GREAT! We're glad you're here!!!

I've been reading GW fanfic's for a little less than a year but am completely addicted.

Ack! I hear ya. I'm definitely an addict, too. *grins* But I don't want to get better.

I read het and not so het (but preferrably het).

*nods nods*

I currently have 3 multi-parts in the works. One is an alternate pairing of 3xR with a strong dash of 1 thrown in.

My second favorite Relena pairing!

The second isn't specific as of yet...but poor Relena.

Woops, that sounds bad. *chews nails*

And the last is just up in the air. I have no clue as to what the deal is with it.

We all have those. Give it time.

My only question right now is: How do I post fic's that I have written?

It's really easy. Go to the appropriate forum (Alternatives for the 3xR), and click on "NEW TOPIC" the way you did when you posted your note here, and copy the html or txt info into the box. If you want to bold or italicize anything, there are buttons at the top of the page that will help with that.



Glad to meet you!!! And I'll be looking for your fics!
Love,
Rose

[wicked]

Thank you for your welcome Rose! It means a lot to poor wee lil' ol' me.

I forgot another fic that I'm writing that will eventually end with 1xR. Although it needs a lot of tidying up and whatnot. Totally forgot all about it. Baaaaaad me.

~Wicked Child

[Melville's Best Friend]

Hello, Wicked Child.
*Wicked runs off*
*I hold out my hand, as if to shake hers*
My name is Relena...er...I mean, Melville's Best Friend. What's yours?

Ha! So, I found your little do-wah over here, and I thought I'd write. Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to post? A while, lemme tell ya.
Guess what? We have yet another thing in common. I, too, am a blonde. I think we were sisters seperated at birth. It must be!!!!
Well, that's all I wanted to say, because I really don't like you and I don't know why I'm wasting my time writing this. (I'm joking, of course! )
Later, girl!

~MBF

[wicked]

If you're Relena, I must be Dorothy but with better eybrows and a crush on Trowa. In fact given the chance I'd probably hurt Quatre just for the fun of it! But then I'd feel bad and have to apologize.... Being wicked takes a toll on a person to the point I feel the need to apologize or justify.

If I hadn't cut my hair last year it may have been almost as long as Dorothy's.

Thank you for taking the time out to tell me you don't like me MBF! I really appreciate it kiddo because the feeling's mutual!!!!

If we're sisters separated at birth, one of us is either older than we think or younger. Hmmm...interesting. I always say I'm adopted since I'm the only blonde out of three children with no resemblence to my mother or brothers. Hmmmm....

~Wicked

[RDP]

Hello Wicked! Honored to meet you...I have read several of your fics, and you are definately a first-rate fanfic author! -nods at Black Rose & MBF- And you two are amazingly talented also. ^_^

-glances at MBF- I wanted to be Relena though! :evil: *grumbles* Have a nice day!

P.S. Dorothy with a crush on Trowa?

[wicked]

Hello RDP! MBF just thinks she's Relena. In truth, Relena ran off with Wufei and they have a brood of female children who swear like sailors and act like the young criminals they are.

Okay so maybe that's a tad bit of a fib but it was rather interesting to right. The mental images were rather...amusing to say the least. ^_^

Thank you very much for your compliment. It means a lot since I don't feel like a first rate anything. And in response to one of your reviews in the ALTERNATIVE FORUM (may you live long and prosper my darling forum you!), I do have a 1xR fic that is currentl on going named Within Relena's Shame. I would tell you how many chapters I'm up to now but I um...can't remember.

There's another fluffy (a first for me mind you) 1xR entitled Was He Happy.

Though I may hide the fact, I do fully support 1xR. I just like to place her else where from time to time to time and time again. ^_^

Ah yes, Dorothy with a crush on Trowa. In actuality...I really don't think I could sufficiently stomach that pairing. But considering I do like Ms. Catolonia, and I think in some ways I remind myself of her and I have what some term as a Trowa obsession (pshaw! I just adore the cells he walks on), I'd be a Trowa lovin' Dorothy...who likes to hurt Quatre...a lot...just because....

Acutally, I like the 4xD pairing. Reminds me of 1xR. Talk about obstacles! ^_^ I plan on eventually writing a 4xD...on a slightly comical scale. *ponders* Don't know how that'll end up.

Anyway, thanks for welcoming me! ^_^ I must say Welcome to our land of insanity as well. ^_^

~Wicked

[Melville's Best Friend]

1) CURRENT 1xR fic? *looks at WRS* Umm...CURRENT is NOT the word I'd use. You yourself aren't even CURRENT on this board! *glares* I swear. You leave your sister at the IHOSM to go stay with Ryan for a few...months...and look what happens?

2) I do not THINK I'm Relena. Bob killed her. I mean...I'm not so odd that I imagine I'm a dead girl. Did this really happen? No. Will I say it did? Hmmm....It depends on my mood.


3) If you don't feel like the first rate anything, I can tell you what you're first rate at: It rhymes with witch. ...and I am your apprentice. *cackles* I hope you know I'm joking. ^_~


4) You have given up your clever quotes...and replaced it with... I don't even want to know. WHY do you have a dragon? Shouldn't you have a...Trowa half naked in the bed signature?


5) I think every time you log on, you have a new avatar. Lemme find a nekkid Trowa, and you STAY PUT.


6) I missed you!!!!!! *glomps*


Alrighty then. Have a nice day. ^__^

Your sis,
MBF

[wicked]

*blinks* I'm staying with Ryan? When did that happen? Well if I did it's because you're too busy not being in the IHOSM yourself. You'd rather be with an Englishman in Yorkshire!!!!

And WRS is still current! It's currently gathering dust so there! :razz:

Ah yes! I forgot Bob had killed Relena.... Was it just my imagination or did we end up having a run in with her brother? *ponders*

*cackles* I am indeed a first rate bitch. Go on and say it sweetie! It won't hurt I promise. And you are indeed my apprentice! It should always stay in the family I say. ^_^

If I could find a descent half nekkid Trowa in MY bed pic you can bet it'd be on here with me! Oh yes indeedy do!!! *drools* Sorry the mind tends to wander when the words 'Trowa' and 'nekkid' appear in the same sentence.

But ne'er fear! The quotes will be back! I promise! ^_^ I just felt like having a dragon for a lil' bit. He'll be replaced but not forgotten.

Still waiting for a nekkid Trowa avatar my dear sister. What's this? Gray hair? I've been waiting that long? Gah!!!! ~_^

And finally: *GLOMP* I love it when I'm glomped. I feel so special. ^_^

I know I haven't been a good sister but I promise to get better! Really! Don't give me that look. *shocked* What the...? Why such a rude gesture? You kiss Heero with that mouth! My lord! Look at what you're doing! You're making sailors and pirates blush. Okay okay I'll get right on it. Sheesh. What? I didn't say anything. Oh please not The Sock!! MELVILLE!!!!! *screams until unconcious*

@_@

Well that sucked.

Don't you just love sibling rivalry? ^_^

~Wicked

[Melville's Best Friend]

That was, like....a hypothetical statement..."I swear, you leave your sister" that'd be me. I leave my sister for a few months to stay with Ryan, LEAVING YOU IN HORRID CARE, I suppose, and look what gets done:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

If I recall correctly, I recieved a message from your persoannage claiming your fic was still...alive (you need to water, feed, and burp it, dummy) and you'd send me a snippet.

*glare*

WHAT SNIPPET YOU UBBER-PUKK GLOMP WHORE?

And I'm enjoying that insult. ^__^ You know I'm joking. I love you. ^__^ Mre than my luggage, I dare say.


Wick-ster, I smacked you around last post and cursed like a sailor for a reason, and you're STILL sitting there.

READING WHAT I'M WRITING ON YOUR COMPUTER.

If you wish a second dose, by all means...I'll bring it.

I read what you wrote in my "weight loss" post, and you have no idea how happy I am that I did it legitly. ^__^ And I'm SO happy you're happy for me!!!!!! So, really, I'm willing to set our bickering aside.

*whips out the sock*

For a moment. *smirks*




*we hear screams and THWACKS and the occassional WHOOPA!!!!*


>__< Oops...Knocked he rout...again...I think that means she can't write...Well let's see what she's got so far...

*hacks into Wicked's comp...who easily lets her in because Wicked's comp is worse than Mellie's Satanic computer*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, lil' computer!