The Despaired Childhood of Sasuke - Chapter 3 (Rated -T)

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As Sasuke approached the outside of the mall he stumbled on the side of the curb and the side of his face quickly collided with the cement pavement.
"ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!, Sasuke you silly goose, didn't you know that like the curb was there, I mean like duh!" said a voice that was coming from behind him. Sasuke crawled a few inches then quickly lifted himself onto his feet.
"Sasuke you silly bear why'd you crawl away before picking yourself up?"
Sasuke shrugged.
"Is it cause you were afraid I'd beep beep your bum bum?"
"For god sake Naruto, NO!!"
"then why"
Sasuke glared at him.
"Ok, fine you wanna know why, then here it is. Naruto I find you so annoying that I want to strangle you with the intestines of a fluffy bunny rabbit, then I'd....I'd....I'd throw jam all over your dead corpse then I'd shave the dead bunny throw his fur on your corpse cut you open clean out your insides and wear your skin as a over sized bunny suit. That's why Naruto, that's why!!!"
Naruto stared at Sasuke blankly in shock as Sasuke stared back at him and then nodded to confirm what he'd just said to him.
".....So Sasuke does this mean....like....you won't ya know....go out with me then."
"Yes Naruto that's exactly what I mean!!!"
" Okie Dokey then I'll see ya around town sexy, buh bye."


(No fluffy bunny rabbits were harmed during the creative thinking of this chapter.)