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twistedrealityoflove
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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

I know little french, german, japanese, spanish, arabic, russian, Indian, Chinese, etc.(the list goes on forever) but I speak English and Pig latin
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by Raspberry »

... I understand that the comment about Heero being a busy man was partially for me... But what I meant was just letting Heero know that I wanted him to reply, because I made it seem that my problem is settled by saying "Thank you..." ^^ So, basically, it was my fault :-P And since my problem is kind-of settled, I won't bug or Perfect Soldier anymore.

Anyway, I am really shocked how bad it is with fast-foods in US, Canada or so. I am not a resident of mentioned two and I haven't worked in fast-food, so probably I don't have the right to comment, but... I think that in my place the situation isn't so bad. Of course I don't really know and won't know until I work there. So my point is: people, $crew the buffons at fast-foods and be yourself! Don't let it get you down! Go people, go people! :-D
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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

well on the other hand how's life? :dunno:
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by lilac310 »

twistedrealityoflove wrote:well on the other hand how's life? :dunno:
uhhh.. u mean in general? ...well, I'd say life is dealing me with a much better set of cards this time...and If I play it right, then things will go accordingly....so, I'm really excited! :wink:
"People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air."
Professor G., Episode 24

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Heero: Yeah, you killed him.
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Post by wicked »

That's good to hear Lilac. ^_^

Now, let's keep this thread free of spam but full of advice. Because y'know, if you want to spam, there's more'n enough threads in the OT forum. Too many really.

So sad that this place is s'posed to house fiction and we have more spam than fic. I weep.

~Wicked

P.S. This wasn't directed to Lilac. Just so you's know.

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

ahh ok that's nice to hear
Image

I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by neotoongirl13 »

Dear Heero

My bother is driving me Crazy!!! Sometimes I just want to killed. If you were me think he would six feet under by now!!! First of all he an ASS over all. Picture like million Duo (without the love able side) who?s only reason for being is to made your life a living HELL. Here one of thing's he does. WE own like 300 to 400 movies right and we have netfilx he will watch same movie with the volume all the way up said every single line right before its said in the movie and he watchs the movie 3 to 5 in a row!!! And this goes on for days every days and there only three movie he watch?s (The Princess Bride, Jurassic Park and The Brubs) This has been going on for 7 months. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

So what do I do?


P.S. How hard is to killed some? And what is your fee if I get you to do it for me. Oh and Relean some people NEED to be killed so that other people will not kill themselves just to get away from them. Because i'm way past the point of peace I think 17 years on trying is MORE than giving!

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Post by wicked »

There is nothing wrong with watching <i>The Princess Bride</i> several times a day for months at a time with the volume up. It is a classic after all.

Your brother likes what he likes. Deal. It might not coincide with what you like but that just so happens to be life. Your family owns a ton of movies and rents from Netflix. Okay so that's fine and dandy for you, but your brother, being an entirely different person finds that three specific movies are more than entertaining. He's got romance, action, and comedy. What more does he need?

But if you feel that your brother is wronging you by being himself and a brother, this is what you do:

Get yourself an online journal (LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, Vox, whatever).
Write in your journal about how said brother is annoying you.
Write in your journal about how you want him dead.
Write in your journal about how he makes you crazy.
Wash.
Rinse.
Repeat.

After about a year or maybe two since you are apparently 18, go back to that time and hide your embarrassment at having been silly, emo, and ridiculous with your overreaction.

He's your brother. He's going to annoy you. Accept him for who he is and that he annoys you. Move on. Or move out.

Oh and just so you know, I have two brothers. Except that I tend to worship them rather than be annoyed by them, even when I was annoyed.

~Wicked

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Post by pilot03 »

:worship: As you wish. :lol: It's a good movie. I once watched Forrest Gump everyday for a whole summer because I didn't have cable and it was the best movie on vhs I had at the time. Does that make me strange? *_*

Yes. Yes it does. Jeeeeennnny.
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Post by neotoongirl13 »

Wicked

I have Four sister, one bother, four grandmothers , three grandfathers, about 21 aunts and uncles, and over 55 cousin I?ve lost count. Now I?m the kind of person who likes alone time and values person space and I can take lot before I get upset! I work in food service I deal with assholes, bitch, and of the most obnoxious people in the world. I would rather be lock in a room with people like that than spend two second with him. You may think he's not that bad but I bet you could spend one day with him NOT ONE!!!!!!



P.S He doesn't care about other AT ALL it all about him!!!!!!!!

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