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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

hehe... thanks.

:D no problem
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by heaven'sgirl »

thank you veryyyy much Wicked! it was a good advice! :love:
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Post by Heero »

wicked wrote:
Heero wrote:I think it's the same concept as Vampires needing blood. Somewhere along those lines.
Are you suggesting I'm on the same level as vampires Mr. Yuy? That I am either as evil or that damned or both or some other...adjective?

Do I need to bust out the Crest toothpaste?

Pilot darling, I need my glomps because I'm a h0r for them (these days it's what GW stands for in my opinion: glomp whore). I'm an addict. You don't want me to go through withdrawal do you? Do you?

~Wicked

P.S. You left your dragon at teh Warlord's house last month. Shame! <s>I haven't even colored my dragon.</s>
Ok. My mistake. Vampire wasn't a good analogy.

I was wondering what became of my dragon. And the My Little Pony one. And I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit that, yes, I colored a my Little Pony poster with friends. If I can wear spandex in public, I can surely color a picture.
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Post by wicked »

You did such a good job really on both the dragon and the MLP. <s>I'm not jealous. No really. I'm not. Bastards.</s>

And it's not really a surprise you forgot it. We sorta kidnapped you that weekend.

~Wicked

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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

really what did you do with him :bounce:
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by Heero »

There were puffy things involved... covered in sugar...
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

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Post by Adaon »

Sounds horrible. :eek:
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Post by twistedrealityoflove »

:eek: :eek: s-s-sugar!!!! you had happy crack!!!! no fair :cry: 8) I want happy crack 8)
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I'm dying in my one little way
I ran to the end
and now I'm hanging by a thread
The blood is pooring down
and I can't move to try
Will you save me
Will you save me
and protect me till the end
just hold me up
and stop the blood from flowing

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Post by SqueezeMe »

Hey, heaven'sgirl? I feel stupid adding this little bit after such great advice from the others, but oh well.

I'm a sophmore. And most of us are jerks, I admit that. Most of the time, it's because of the way we were treated by the previous sophmore class. We pick out little things and then exploit them, making the younger class seem far worse then they normally are. Freshmen are like the new little kid in school: odd, naive, and not used to how to act in high school. It's not fair, I know, but it's something everyone grows up with.

Since he's in your group, just try to ignore him and get the work done. Alot of the jerks like him aren't worth the time it takes to sneeze. Just take a note from The Dou of Pooh, and let him be. Though, I understand if you get the urge to hurt him.

((Yes, there is a book on Winnie the Pooh's Douist ways. Pretty funny, huh? I own a copy.))
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Post by Incantatrice »

Heero wrote:There were puffy things involved... covered in sugar...
Weakness:
puffy things covered in sugar

Additional Information:
Crest might work as a painful weapon

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*note I'm not laughing at you...simply with you*
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