Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Aeris_Eithne]

CrazyQuatre04 wrote:

See, Aeris? I'm attempting to keep the peace. That should make you and Relena happy.

Yes, it does help. But I think this discussion has gone awry and and am planning to stay out of it! However, I do need to address this...

And now there's a Kenshin-wannabe challenging him (*cough* Nuzack) and Aeris... you think you're the next Relena or something? Writing from the reception desk, huh? So what are you, the naughty secretary? For some reason, I could see Relena like that... So maybe you are her.

What in the what the?!?! I'd like to pull a Relena and say, "Excuse me!" after slapping you in the face. *Whack* There, I feel better. ^.^ I think you're the one who's naughty, CQ. I hope Heero punishes you for that. If not, my "Heero" will defend me. Like I said, I'm staying out of this now!

[lilac310]

Ignore him Aeris..he's just some newbie looking for a 'peaceful' site to screw around and 'practically' spam...

[RelenaDorlinYuy1]

Okay people lets try not to get out of hand all right

[so_so_sad]

Can I still ask for Heero advice?

[CrazyQuatre04]

lilac310 wrote:

Ignore him Aeris..he's just some newbie looking for a 'peaceful' site to screw around and 'practically' spam...

Nope, I'm not. I'm just trying to have some fun. I thought this topic was funny and wanted to get in on it. No harm meant, just teasing. Sorry if I took it too far. I'll behave, promise.

so_so_sad wrote:

Can I still ask for Heero advice?

Hopefully he shows up! :-? Wonder what happened to him?

[wicked]

Can I still ask for Heero advice?

Absolutely! Especially since that's what this particular thread is for, has been, and will be until either Heero or Rose feels that it no longer has a purpose.

Heero, being the busy young man that he is, answers your questions and doles out advice when he can. It's not easy being a perfect soldier in high demand. Cut the man some slack.

Don't threaten him.

Morri-chan may muzzle you people but I'll do far worse. I think even Heero is nicer than I am.

~Wicked

[RelenaDorlinYuy1]

Wicked i love you * glomp her *

[0mikr0n]

I dunno... I think Heero might be trying to kill me... I think opening a fortune cookie to find the words "Omae wo Korosu" isn't too promising of a fortune. I don't know what I did to get him so angry at me, though. It might be because I said he was mean in a certain fic...

*notices a pistol aiming at him through his window*

I mean-- Heero is the coolest! The bestest! I mean it!

*looks up and feels relieved that the pistol aiming at him through his window is now gone*

[Heero]

If I said I would still reply to everyone soon, would anyone still believe me at this point?

I do apologies for my absence, but I give you my word that I will reply to everyone SOON. I would have done it now, but I really don't have the spare time at this exact moment.

But I will say this:
If anyone here is going to commit a mass murder, it's me. And I'm still nicer than Wicked. It's a scientific fact.

[0mikr0n]

I would believe it! :razz:

And I was just messing around with the pistol thing. If anything, it would be my friend playing a joke on me (and he's done that before; he took the orange tip off of a plastic Colt capgun [harmless] and aimed it at me through a window... scared the crap out of me). Everyone knows Heero's nice, otherwise he wouldn't be doing this for us still. Deep down, I think we all understand you're busy... or, at least the people who have seen that you're busy.

And, for the record, one time my friend put "You will die soon..." in a fortune cookie that somehow found it's way into my hand. Yes, he's the prank king, probably worse than Duo maybe? By the way, how is Duo doing, Heero?

EDIT: Dang, you've been doing this thread for three years now... you have my sympathies.