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Introduce yourself here. Who are you, what do you want, WHY ARE YOU HERE? (Just kidding) Introduce yourself, we want to know who you are. Note: please refrain from posting things like real life addresses, Social Security numbers, and what color underwear you have on - we don't need to know you THAT well....

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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Post by Beer-monster »

Oooh any slow writers I know. Are you talking about Mel or Wicked are they slow.

And whats wrong with Lucifer or Quezecoatl as dark gods. :D
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
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Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Oh, Beer.

Douse ME in something?

This is MY game. We play how I want. *licks lips*

YOU will be covered in a substance of MY choice, and I will decide how to use it to the best of my ability. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I promise it's nothing you WON'T like. :wink:



........I have taken Wicked's hentainess and smeared it over myself....With jam...and perhaps....ice cream....
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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shadowcat
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
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Post by shadowcat »

Melville, i suggest you cover him in whipped cream and hot fudge sauce......................

-Shadow
Look into my eyes...I'm not coming back
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Whipped topping, huh?

I'm TRYING to be on a diet....*glares at the increadibly SECCY whipped topping*


I need some self-control when it comes to men...*sigh*


Beery-poo! Come're!!!!! *glomps Beer*
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Post by Beer-monster »

:eek:

*shiver!*
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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RyanEX2000
Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawer
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Post by RyanEX2000 »

Be afraid....
Be very afraid......Mellie's got that look in her eye again.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

Friendship is for the weak - Seto Kaiba
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

Its a good thing that there is a large expanse of water seperating our two land masses.

Thankyou Atlantic ocean.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

..............

well.......

..........no.........


huh......


*never replies to this topic again*
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Red Ninja
Wicked is my hero!
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Post by Red Ninja »

mmmm whip cream........damn diet
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going
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Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
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Post by Beer-monster »

Um...Melville whats up. Was it somethingI said.

C'mon where's that seccy, yet slightly scary sense of humour of yours.
Haven't you ever heard of hard to get, works up the anticpiation of the moment before the whipped cream explodes.


:wink:
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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