PART ONE
Duo's POV First
Hello! Duo here. Just so you know, this fic is a comedy about Heero and the lady. We're in it a little bit, *grumbles*
*footsteps closing in his general area* "Duo? Where are you?"
Oh shi--! Hilde! Gotta go... Hey!
Author: And where exactly do you think your going Duo?
Uhh, to Hilde, where else?
Author: Uh uh, Not anymore Duo-chan.
"Duo!? Show yourself right now or you'll be sorry! Duo!"
*being dragged into a different page.* Hilde HELP!!!
"That's it Duo! I've had it! We're through!" *stomps off angrily*"Hey Trowa? Can we talk?"
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Author: Mwuahahhahahaha! Perfect! Elyn? Enter please.
"What do you want?"
*Duo spots Elyn*
Hello...(what a babe!)
Author: Ah ah, my fic first. Then playtime.
"What?!" Elyn yelled incredually. "Omae o korosu!"
Why does she remind me of someone?
"Me for instance?"
Heero? Don't tell me she caught you too.
Author: My fic? Please... Or I'll say or else...
Ok ok, sigh. Picture Relena ticked off at her work. I mean really steamed.
Next, picture Heero with a motorcycle.
Author: OH YEAH!!!
Well, enjoy
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Relena POV
After the war, the plans for the terra forming project was still being argued in Relena's office. The buisness men and politions still needed convincing by the former Queen of the world.
'If I hear one more freaking plea for help I'm going to scream'
"Ms. Relena? The matter of the terra forming project needs your advice."
"But before we do that Mr. Chan, we need to budget it." Another insecure polition buts into my ideas.
"Mr. Deiten please relax. If we keep on arguing like this, Ms. Darlain will never have a chance to speak," Quatre repeated once again.
"Thankyou Quatre, I quite agree," Xander Graham nodded. Relena's last nerve ending was about to explode. Since the beginning of the project he had numorsly tried to court her, despite her even more numorous refusals.
"Ahem. Thankyou kindly but the buisness at hand is about the project being moved to earth, not about how you interrupt me any way you can."
All of them winced at once.
"Now, as I was trying to get full agreement on the matter, which you all have the briefings on, let's vote now.
"All who favor the terra forming project to earth raise your hands now." Six of them raised their hands. "All who oppose?" Four hands went up.
"Alright, can you gentlemen, and lady," she nodded to Mrs. Huntly. "Explain your reason for your opinion on the matter?"
"Ms. Relena," Huntly started." Your project is flawless, but we believe that the Earth is not ready for it just yet."
"Sigh. Very well, we will go over it another time, however I believe we all need a break. Shall we meet in another, two weeks or so?"
Everyone agreed.
"Quatre? Could I have a word please?"
As the politions left, Quatre knew what she was going to do. Or so he thought.
"Yes Relena?"
" I need a vacation Quatre. Could you take over at the meeting ?"
"Huh? A vacation? But don't you need Zech's permissi..."
"Quatre I already know about how my brother needs me here while he goes through with the plan. However, I NEED this vacation badly. I need you to distract the mob of press that will know that I'm away before I do."
"Couldn't we get Duo to do that?"
"Hey! I heard that!" Duo sullenly pouted as Quatre got his chair upright.
"Duo, I guess your included in this too."
"Thank you kindly Relena. You need a little R&R to take your mind away from your troubles right?" he winked.
"Thankyou Duo thankyou!" she got up and hugged him and Quatre. "Help Quatre if he needs it and Quatre, try to keep him in line. I'm going home now, so good luck!"
"See ya princess!" to Quatre on the side"You gonna tell him or should I ?"
"What?! Are you crazy?We can't tell Zechs!"
"Well Duh! I meant the other him!!!"
"Heero? Ohhh. Oh crap! I forgot to tell her that he was going to show up today!"
"Man are you dead." Duo snickered as Quatre started to worry himself to death as usual.
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'Now, to get going and run away from here.'
Relena changed into jeans, a white tee, and tennies, grabbed a denim jacket then started on packing. She grabbed her old swimsuit, flipflops, and a couple 'nice' clothes.
"Oh, yeah. Can't forget my hats."
She grabbed the big one and a ball cap for good measure. Then stuffed it all in a backpack. She scooped up her purse and wallet, then started for the door.
"Wait a second." Smacks her head. "Press are always at my front door. I'll take the window." Relena then remembered the bear Heero gave her, plus the gun he gave her last time. She scooped up the bear, then tucked the gun in the front of her waist line. "Now I'm ready." And headed towards her freedom.
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Heero POV
"...Relena." It had been a few months since he'd been here at the estate.
'Got to hand it to the preventer's security precautions. But they're still pretty weak.' he smirked at that thought then took his motorcycle and crossed the backyard without so much as an alarm sounding. He got under Relena's window and just as he was going to climb up, something landed on him. "Oomf! What the... Relena?"
"Ouch!! Oh, heh hi uh Heero"
"Relena? What on earth are you..."
"Shhh! I'm TRYING to get out of here quietly. And what are you doing under my bedroom window?"
"I was going to TRY and say hello, for once before I go to space again." Heero grumbled as she still lay on his stomach. "Why are you leaving the estate anyway?"
"Oh, I uh, I'm going on a vacation. Without the press this time though." she giggled as she realized that she was on his stomach. "Want up?"
"Please."
As she got off him he couldn't help but notice that her hair was clinging to his leather jacket. "You shouldn't leave here without at least one preventer Relena."
"If I left with a guard, don't you think that I would stand out a little bit?" she glared at him as he got up off the ground. Then it dawned on her. "Say Heero, when are you leaving for space?"
"In one week, why?" he eyed her suspiciously as he saw her think about something that he knew was going to be trouble for him.
"I have one week for my work vacation. Like you said I should have a preventer guarding me, so what do you think if you were that preventer?"
"No."
"Why not?" she asked, suddenly angry. She had enough of people saying no to her about simple things.
"It's too dangerous for you to be around me." he replied. Why does she want to be with me?
"But, if I'm with you I'm safer than I am here too." she argued.
"No."
"grrrr. That's it." She pulled the gun on him and kicked his feet out from under him.
"Hey!" He shut up as he saw the gun, His gun, pointing down at him. 'She pulled a gun on me! She pulled on gun On Me? How is that possible?
"Now you listen up Perfect soldier boy. I have been polite and reasonable to a point and this is that point. Your going to take me out of here and that is final! Now get up and get on!" she commanded in her Queenly growl.
"... You pulled a gun on me." he was stupified. And she was enjoying every minute of it. 'finally I got him cornered.
He started dropping his guard around her last year. He actually spoke more than five words at a time now.
He got on and started the motorcycle and drove it with Relena still holding the gun on him. However he forgot the security in the backyard.
BREEEEP BREEEP BREEEEP
"... Now look what you've done!" he growled.
"Floor it! Zechs put those things up!"
"Shit."
Chapter 2 coming up!
author: Ok, I know he's (Xander) in another of my fics, but I don't want to think of another one right now.
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Author:
I gotta get off again! (:bounce: away)for now
Elyn Yuy
Well, keep writing and peace out!
