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Melville's Best Friend
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Beer-monster wrote:PS- If you really want Mel I can let you all in on a little secret about breast that women aren't supposed to know??


*elevates eyeborw*

Shaggadellic.

Do tell.





What would I do to you in the corner? *whips off shirt....Viccy Secret bra!!! ^_^ Heck yeah!!!!!!....makes me look bigger!!! ^_^ I feel so good about myself, can't you tell?* Nothing innocuous. :wink:
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by Beer-monster »

To men Breasts are like Coke and Pepsi!
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

........Beer....I....Cannot respond to this.


*sigh*


*mutters* not true not true not true.....
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by RyanEX2000 »

You're quite incorrect in your statement Beer.It depends on the tastes of the guy in question.
-The Keeper of Dorothy's Dirty Drawers-

STRESS
The confusion caused when one's
mind overrides the body's basic
desire to choke the living shit out of
some jerk who desperately needs it.

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Post by wicked »

Beer-Monster wrote:And then I wouyld be having fun in the corner with jello and an accent, and you and wicked are welcome to join. Woohoo!
I'm in! *bounces up and down excitedly...more so than the emoticon*

~Wicked

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Post by silversong »

Well, I have to say that in my research (I do medieval food, okay?) I haven't seen apple pie in its present incarnation. Although I have seen pies that contain apples. (thinks of lovely meat pies, and the flaune thingy they made once, which had apple bits and lots of cream and was very yummy) And apples are really big here. Well, at least in my state they are... (grumbles about being unable to find real apple cider when she goes out west for school)

~Silver
Tomorrow shall be my dancing day
I would my true love did so chance
To see the legend of my play
To call my true love to my dance
Sing O my love, O my love, my love, my love
This have I done for my true love!

Going forwards is just fine. It''s when I go backwards that I start to have problems. ~Panic

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Post by Beer-monster »

Okay explanation time. Men think of breast as coke or pepsi.

Means: We may state a preference, but we'll take whatevers on tap.


yay, Wicked's up for corner fun. woo hoo.


Medieval food. Does that mean you've tasted pork pies, black pudding and other english delights Silvy?

PS I'm pisssssssssssssssed. Waayhaay. *_*
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by silversong »

Not those, at least not yet. We tend to wander across Europe and occasionally beyond. Mostly English and German, though. A lot of German, I think. Although we're going to try and find some Middle Easter stuff soon, I think.

~Sil
Tomorrow shall be my dancing day
I would my true love did so chance
To see the legend of my play
To call my true love to my dance
Sing O my love, O my love, my love, my love
This have I done for my true love!

Going forwards is just fine. It''s when I go backwards that I start to have problems. ~Panic

Behold the Wicket of Sticky!!

Melville's Best Friend
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

I was never offended with what you wrote...Just irked that Heero wouldn't "play" with me anymore....*sigh*

I have nothing with which to please my man. *sigh*


Beer, toss me a cold one. I need to forget this feeling.

*Beer tosses her a beer*

MBF: What's this?

Beer: A beer. What's it look like?

MBF: I ASKED. FOR A DIET. COKE.

Beer: :-? *slides her a diet coke*

MBF: :(:cry: This is what guys think of? *bawls into the night*
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by Beer-monster »

I don't let diet coke withing 10 miles of my personage. Its the principle of it.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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