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Jackie wrote:
MuffinButton wrote::eek: We aren't talking about the 7 year old or her father. Coats is a professor both Sissy and I had.
Yes, we are. It was HIS 7 year old daughter who wrote the poem! :-P
:-? What are you talking about??
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Post by Jackie »

APerfectSoldier87 wrote:staple
:eek: As a verb??

Staple: a small U-shaped wire both ends of which are driven through layers of thin and easily penetrable material (as paper) and usually clinched to hold the layers together

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*cough cough* I'll have to show Ali this here little "lemon."

"He was a business man, always caught up in the paperwork that was scattered across his desk. Always one for neatness, he kept everything in folders, papercliped or stpled together.

However, he didn't care about neatness at this point.

Gliding her onto the desk, he stapled her. Over and over."

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Post by APerfectSoldier87 »

MuffinButton wrote:A sexually active woman's legs. (Same with buckteeth... Did you know that in the middle ages, it was a sign of beauty if a woman had buckteeth? It meant she was easy -supposedly...)
What? that has nothing to do with staples
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:roll: That was just over doing it a bit... a big bit.
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*dies*

I think some of us have been a bad influence... :lol:
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APerfectSoldier87 wrote:
MuffinButton wrote:A sexually active woman's legs. (Same with buckteeth... Did you know that in the middle ages, it was a sign of beauty if a woman had buckteeth? It meant she was easy -supposedly...)
What? that has nothing to do with staples
:eek: Yes it does!

That image -two things protruding from one horrizontal...thing... is/was used as an allusion to sexually active women. Staples count -even though they weren't around back then...
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Wasn't me. :-P
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Post by Jackie »

MuffinButton wrote::roll: That was just over doing it a bit... a big bit.
:-? Well, it was easier to put in that last sentence than beating around the bush to explain it.

Then we needed some scenery to explain the whole choice of staple....
8) 50 days til <s>I leave for Florida</s> FREEDOM! Image

I have been crowned the Queen of Ghetto Foods.

Puppy used all my mind soap. I apologize... :lol:

The best typo EVAH: ?Circe, I can?t stay in her much longer! It?s hot...!? Epyon called.

Bubby to Morri: Man! You're way out of my league!

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Post by epyon »

yay idk whats going on!!!!
?I?m just amazing,?

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