The Affects of Alcohol

 

Dear Heero,

 

Well, I can’t wait until you wake up today and read what you wrote in this journal.  Maybe we can have “Honeymoon” sex after you get over your hangover.  I just want you to know that all of your friends think that you are insane and cannot hold your alcohol and I personally find it quite funny.  You can drink beer, wine, and champagne but whiskey you should leave to Trowa or Duo. 

Have fun reading last night’s entry by you.  I love you,

 

Your HUSBAND,

Relena

 

 

~~Heero woke up with a bad headache and feeling quite nauseous.  The journal was opened to where Relena had written her entry.  ‘Husband, what in the hell is this “Honeymoon sex” and “Husband” shit?’  Heero thought she was crazy but decided that he should read what he wrote. 

 

Relena was in the kitchen with the rest of the gang when everyone heard “REEEEELLLLLLLLEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA GET YOUR ASS UP HERE!!!!!!”  Relena raised an eyebrow and thought, ‘He will blame me for this I bet.  I told him they were filled with whiskey.’

 

Relena explained to Heero what had happened leaving out the fact that Jai was there with Duo.  Heero just sat there with his head in his hands for two reasons; one it hurt like hell and the other was because he could not believe that done what he had done.  After a quick recovery he and Relena spent all day and the night together alone.  Heero had told her that if they were supposed to be married they were going to act married for at least one day.  ~~

 

Dear Relena,

 

Now that I am sober I would like to write you about today and tonight to give you something to think about.  I had a great time you don’t know how happy it makes me to see you smile.  Then again you smile your biggest when I do but I guess it is only fair that we share that simple thing that can intrigue us both.   I don’t know what I was thinking when I wrote that shit but hey what can I say.  I sounded like a horny teenage boy with no respect for women.  So I will apologize for that little entry and I would rip it out but then again it just adds humor to our book.  One day we will be writing about our marriage in here just not with Duo as the minister.

 

Anyway, back to what we did.  Well, after I got over my hangover from hell we went shopping for you some stuff.  I guess one was that dress that you wore for dinner.  You might as well have gone naked because I slowly undressed you several times with my eyes.  The park for lunch was an excellent idea.  I don’t know how you always find flowers or something that radiates you and your beauty.  The labyrinth at that park is always fun to get lost in especially with your girlfriend who likes to get you lost on purpose.  I was glad I wore short and tank top as usual; of course your shorts and tank top were hell on me.  I don’t know why you feel that you should dress that way around me except to make me horny.  Relena, I do like it so don’t stop dressing that way.

 

Getting lost around the corner was a great idea.  I finally got to taste your sweet lips even though we were both sweaty from chasing each other around.  Eating lunch there was nice it was solitude except for that annoying guard who finally left us alone.  Alone, now that was what I needed I should have taken you then but I wanted to wait and making out with you was just as good.  Next time I will not let you get near my pants, you made me so hard I just prayed that guy would not show up because I know what I wanted to do.  Of course he would come back while we were napping and I had my hand up your shirt, the jackass.   After waking us up and almost getting himself killed your kiss was welcomed but when you reached your hands down my pants and started to play with me, I thought that sex was next to follow.  Of course, I should have known.  You made me really horny kissed my forehead and took off running.  When I caught you then we were only deeper into the labyrinth and made out under a weeping willow tree.  We should have gone home and just jumped into the bed but I had to be gentleman.  We should get lost more often but next time we should have sex while we’re in there.  I am surprised I could walk after you teased me all that time not that I left you in any better of a position.

 

We went home I guess around 5 or 6 both hungry from our day spent playing in the park and all that damn shopping.  How you could buy so much is beyond me.  I figure you should own everything by now.  While you were showering I got a tip from Quatre on a good restaurant that was beachfront and served really good Italian food.  I wanted to be honest because you looked at me like I was crazy when I told you that I just knew about it but got lost getting there.  Then there was the dress, of all the things I have seen you wear that had to be the most seductive of all.  It looked like a silk nightgown that went all the way to your ankles yet you still hold that it was a dress.  Oh well, it looked good on you and looked good on the floor too. 

 

Dinner was superb even though you ate mine and I ate yours.  I do know that next time I will order you the shrimp stuffed pasta with alfredo sauce instead of chicken parmesan.  The red wine that the waiter suggested was nasty but even you thought that so I didn’t feel so bad but I don’t normally drink it I just wanted our “Honeymoon” to be special.  Now I need to talk a little more to you about your dress.  You know, the long black one with spaghetti straps.  It had a slit all the way to your thigh and you wore those black sandals with and tried to tell me it was a sundress.  I never remembered anyone’s sundress being that fitting or for that matter having a slit up the side.  The way that the guys in the house looked at you was enough for all of them to get a death glare and well you didn’t see it but Duo wont look at you again.  With my gun at his dick and Jai giving him a death glare of her own he will keep his mind free of you for a long time.

 

The beach had to have been one of the best parts of the evening.  It was quite except for the waves and watching you walk in the moonlight is enough to die happy over.  Then again, well never mind.  I am glad we were alone finally it gave me the chance to talk to you about the things that I have written in this book.  I am going to quote our conversation word for word because I keep replaying it over and over.  

 

You were walking beside me talking about silly things that we had seen that day when I stopped.  “What is it Heero?”  You asked me.

 

“I love you Relena.”

 

“I know you do Heero and I love you.”

 

“I will be going on a mission soon, and it is one that I have planned.”

 

“Oh.” Your beautiful face was very sad when you answered me.

 

“I have to ask you a favor.”

 

“I will do whatever you need Heero.”

 

“Then will you go on my mission with me?”

 

“How long will we be gone?”

 

“For a life time.”

 

“Heero, what is this mission that you would you take me away from everything for the rest of my life.”

 

“Marry me Relena.”  With that I held out that small box with the ring that you had picked out and didn’t think I would buy.  Your eyes lit up like two bright stars and then you hit me yelling at me for trying to fool you into thinking that I would take you away from everyone and everything but then your arms went around my neck and you kissed me whispering a sweet “yes” into my ear and I knew everything would be okay. 

 

I then took you somewhere you had never been before.  I was just glad it was clean even I had not been there in quite sometime.  My place as you can tell it is nothing special but I did get the sheets like the ones you like the silk ones.  I don’t really care cotton works just fine for me.  The wine I had at the loft was much better than the crap we had earlier and the place was cool so I didn’t even turn on the air conditioner.  I wished that I had now it’s as hot as that desert that Quatre calls home.  Oh well.

 

I know you are awake I can see you as you watch me writing but you can read this later.  I do have to leave to go to that damn meeting tomorrow so I better get this finished so you can have it to read while I am gone.  I was surprised that you wouldn't let me turn on the lights and made me just light a fire instead but it was nice to sit there with only my jeans on with you cuddled up to me talking about wedding stuff.  I think I got a little irritated with you but I didn’t mean to I just don’t really care about what it looks like as long as you are happy then do what you want.  Well, I would like chocolate cake though. 

 

I remember setting my glass down on the coffee table and twirling my fingers in your hair.  It is so soft and silky it just glides through my hands on its own like nothing.  I really liked it when you decided that you should sit in my lap so you could play with mine.  I know I was wearing pants to tight but they got ridiculous after we ate.  I didn’t see them as being that tight until then dammit.  That is why they were unbuttoned just in case you were wondering.  I guess we both looked a little bit leisurely but damn it was comfortable.  Seeing you sitting in my lap with no shoes on and that dress of seduction that I could happily see your breasts in plain view worked up quite an arousal for me.   I felt really good after you commented on the way things were going talking about how you liked to pretend you were married and getting married was going to be more fun because no one could say shit about it then.  However, I dare them to say shit about it now.

 

That dress, the one with the slit up the side.  The one when we started to kiss my hand decided to slide up that slit to find, ya know I love it when you bite on my bottom lip to keep me from talking.  I could not believe that you were not wearing any underwear.  I knew that you weren’t wearing a bra but no panties were a treat.  I think you could tell by your question of, “Need to unzip them now?”  I have to apologize for laughing but I was thinking about that when you asked me that I was thinking the zipper had to go. 

 

What in the hell was with that kiss?  You drove me wild with it, starting by licking only the corners of my mouth.  Then you began to caress my face, the side of my neck, and head.  Then you held my head and face between your hands as you assaulted my mouth with kisses.  Moving from there you covered my eyes with your hands and thrust your tongue into my mouth.  You moved it from side to side and in and out, using motions that only suggest sex was to come after that kiss.  Then you moved to my ears, sucking, licking, nibbling and blowing into them.  Then you pointed your tongue and slid it in and out of ear making me want to be in your moist cavity. 

 

Then you pulled my head back by my hair, licking and biting on my neck telling me how good I tasted.  Suddenly you began to pull down on my pants taking them off.  You then gripped me with your fingers around my shaft and your thumb right under the ridge holding on tight.  You began a stroking motion that was firm, smooth, and had a steady rhythm.  Everything you did was so wild and erotic for me.  I think the thing that got me the most was that your eyes were locked on mine.  You just stared at me, even when I got to a state of throbbing arousal.  You stopped there gently but you stopped and slid your dress off your shoulders and began to play with your breasts.  Then you slid one hand down on yourself, and I had to watch you fondle your breasts and vagina sensuously.  I know you couldn’t believe the way I was acting but damn.   Watching you writhe, shiver and moan and then finally explode in a shattering orgasm was all I could take.

 

I stood up to take my pants off completely and pull your dress off.  After I got your dress apparently as I was pulling up you were going down.  The next thing I knew I heard you say,  “Heero you are so hot, I just want to suck you dry.”  You can talk dirty to me all you want but damn Relena, I thought you were playing.  I felt your tongue lick the head of it and around the ridge of it.  You pointed your tongue and flicked it across the ridge and your hand again was stroking the rest.  It felt like I was inside of you.  It was soft and smooth and warm and your hand and mouth were in rhythm like it was me setting a good rhythm for us.  I had to stop you I wanted you.  I don’t think I have ever been that horny.  But now it was my turn and I carried you to the bedroom for mine.

 

I laid you down and gave you a kiss like the one you gave me except mine was to show you what I would be doing to you later.  Thrusting my tongue deep inside of your mouth.  Then I moved down and kissed on your neck and went further to your breasts finally getting to touch them and take one into my mouth.  Your breasts are so soft and you nipples were so perk and ready to be caressed by my tongue.  The longer I played there the more you moved under me, the more my own body screamed for release.  After a while I kissed on down your stomach to your belly button playing with it, running my tongue across it and sticking it into it.  I kissed down your side to your thigh around to the inside biting it.   You knew what I was going to do and you wanted it.  I kept one hand on your breast the other I stuck under your butt gently grabbing it.  Then I slid my tongue to your clit grasping it with my lips, pulling it out and releasing it.  God I love to hear you moan my name.

 

I played there running my tongue around your clit gently then sliding it down to the lips of your vagina.  I thrust it into you as if it were my shaft, going as deep as I could to taste you.  Then I ran my tongue back up to your clit and played more there.  I slid my hand that was at your butt to your vagina and stuck one finger into you wetting it.  I took that same finger and slid it back down to you and gently slid it into your ass.  You gasped and spread you legs further for me, I guess it felt good because you started to thrust your hips with my movement wanting more of me. 

 

I felt you twitch I knew you time was near so I slowly withdrew my finger and quit eating you and moved up to your mouth and kissed you.  I was getting ready to thrust into you; I mean the head of my shaft was right there when the damn doorbell rang.  You didn’t want me to answer it but I didn’t want someone to just walk in so I did anyway.  I knew what I was doing so I grabbed a pair of shorts and answered it.  I forgot all about the flowers I ordered for you but you loved them for all of 10 seconds.  I knew what you wanted so I took one of those roses and glided it down across your face, down your neck to your breasts.  Then I took it and circled each one of your nipples making a figure 8 and meeting right in the middle and slid it down your stomach.  There I took it and went down your thigh and back up the inside and across you clit rubbing it there for a few seconds.  Who would have known that a flower could be so erotic.  Your eyes were begging for release then again so was my shaft so I decided that I should take my shorts off for you.  You waited so patiently for me to give you some kind of release and when you thought I was going to all I did was blow air across your clit making you shiver.

 

Finally when I couldn’t take it anymore myself I laid on top of you and readied myself for entry but only rubbed my shaft up and down on your clit.  You were moving so you could try and slip it in there for me but I figured you would try that.  So far the only thing that I kept saying in my head was if “honeymoon sex” is this great our real honeymoon will be spent indoors.  I leaned down and kissed you sliding my hands under your shoulder and then when you weren’t expecting it I pulled on your shoulder and thrust into you at the same time.  It was hard and forceful but it felt great.  After the first stroke being hard I went to soft and gentle movements. You placed your hands on my arms clinching them tight and wrapping your feet around me.  I think you know something I don’t because you knew I wasn’t going to last and you released you legs and slid them under mine making my thrusts shallow.

 

I guess you wanted more because your legs came out, your hips went up and legs went up.  Your legs wrapped around me and your feet were on my butt pushing me deep into you.  I think I hit your G-spot because all of a sudden you moaned you hadn’t reached orgasm but something felt good to you.  You stopped that after you knew that wasn’t going to work for long either and you rolled me over so you could take control for a bit.  You were on your knees sitting straight up when you started.  Your hips slowly went up and down, and side to side.   I was going in so deep and slow and oh shit you were tightening your muscles and they were gripping my dick like it was your hand.  I think I told you I was gonna release and damn you stopped again wanting me to take control but you told me to rest a second.  A second was all you got too; I wanted to be in you so bad.  You started moving your hips so I joined in and we were meeting each other in rhythm. You began to moan louder so I knew that it was near that time for you also.  I decided to make you stop this time and flipped you over on your back.  We stayed in a position where I was laying on you but going in as deep as normal.   I had my hands over yours and you had my thumbs in your fists.  I could tell by your grip that you liked that; I had no circulation in them.  You were moving your hips to help me go faster and you began to moan my name in pants.  I heard a groan come from my own throat it felt so good.  I let go of your hands and put my hands on yours hips slamming you into me, I needed release I was going to explode. 

 

Apparently, that was what you wanted because you did and as soon as your juices started to flow and your muscles tightened around me I began to slam you harder and then I released myself.  I kept it going I didn’t want to stop; I wanted to feel you until the last of me was flowing through your body.  I thrust deeply into you one last time releasing the rest of my seed before collapsing on you.   All I could do was lay there, my energy was spent and you were in no hurry to move either.  After I heard you drift into sleep is when I began this.  I hope that our real “honeymoon” is as erotic as tonight was if not more so.

 

I love you,

 

Heero