Yes, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. *gasp* I have completed a new lemon in which it was supposed to be a short fic since this is a short song. Apparently the fic had other ideas and a mind of its own. Now I can happily go back and re-do my Gundam 08th MS Team lemon fic and my other sappy 1xR fic.

Author: Beck (beck21_77 @yahoo.com) also please seek permission if wanting to archive (I can't keep track of who all has my fics). Feel free to let me know what ya think whether it be the good, the bad, or the fugly.

Pairing: 1xR (like it would be anyone else??)

Rating: NC-17 (you have been warned!)

Warnings: SEX, slight swear words, a little foreplay on the side, a chatty Heero with an odd sense of humor and a dash of sap.

Notes: Listening to the Beatles and Rammstein are a deadly mix and may be hazardous to your health. hehehehehe. Also the song is very short and the verses are repeated in the song itself. If you've heard the song, you'll know what I mean. This is also caused by ogling my 1xR hentai djs . All flames will be dealt with properly as for my cat needs something to chew on and is good for cat litter.

// Denotes lyrics

Dedicated to War Dove for the little naughty idea, to Kendra who is in desperate need of a pick me up and a good het lemon(see Kendra I told you I would have at least ONE fic completed!), to Rose who keeps whipping me with that wet noodle, and to all you hentai's out there who's been dying for a good 1xR lemon.

Disclaimer: Me no own either the characters nor the rights to this song. Song is done by the talent of Lennon/McCartney and the rest of the fab Four (Beatles). Also can be found on either the White album or Beatle Anthology #3.

 

 

                                   Why Don’t We Do It In The Road

 

//Why don’t we do it in the road

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            A sleek sports car made its trek across the country road heading back to the city. It couldn’t have been a more perfect day to go on a road trip. The warm spring breeze that was blowing through the open windows stirred both travelers hair in disarray. The passenger leaned her folded arms on the car door and breathed in the country air. 

            “It’s shame that we can’t do this more often.” Relena closed her eyes as the wind blew her bangs away from her face. 

            “Why not? Just say the word and we’re off. Who’s to tell you no if you want some time to yourself?” Heero glanced over at his passenger before focusing his eyes back on the road. 

            Relena tilted her head to stare at her driver as if he grew two heads. “Just like that huh? Well by all means, you have my permission to whisk me away whenever your heart desires.” 

            “I’ll hold you to your word. I don’t want to hear any protesting from you when I do feel the mood is right to take you away for the day, week, month, year. Hell who’s counting?” 

            Relena chuckled at his odd sense of humor. “Oh boy, me and my big mouth. What did I just get myself into?” 

            “Don’t know but I’m sure I can conjure something up.” Heero slowed the car down when they came across a farmer herding his cattle across the road, back to the grazing pasture. While they were waiting for them to finish, he let his eyes roam over the feminine form that sat so close to him. With the breeze whispering about through the still car brought the smell of jasmine that Relena wore. The way the sun filtered through the side window made her have that glow to her; between the wheat blonde hair that was pulled up in a ponytail to her light peach sundress that showed off more leg than he could ever imagine. 

            “Hello! Earth calling Heero, come in.” Relena waved her hand in front of his face to see if he was still with her. 

            A quick shake of his head brought him out of his daydream. “What is it?” 

            “Umm. . .we can go now.” She pointed towards the open road after the farmer was out of the clearing. “Are you feeling okay? You seem. . .I don’t know, spacey?” 

            Heero gave her a gentle smile before heading back on the road. “Nothing that you should be worried about. . .I think.”  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            Thirty minutes later, Heero started to fiddle around with the radio to keep himself from thinking the earlier thoughts he had of Relena. Maybe, just maybe I can pull this idea off. He started to tap his fingers on the steering wheel to keep his hands from wandering over and touching the very exposed legs that were dangling, as her knees were propped on the side of the dashboard. He had to distract himself with some sort of conversation. “Don’t you get headaches from doing that?” 

            Relena peered up from her book. “Headaches from what?” 

            “Reading while in a moving vehicle.” 

            She just shrugged her shoulders. “Sometimes.” And resumed back to her cross word puzzle. 

            Five more minutes passed when Heero noticed that Relena couldn’t keep still. She now had her legs crossed and her mouth was pursued around the end of her pen, knowing how she wished it were something much much thicker she’d rather have her lips wrapped around. He saw the slight movement of her legs rubbing together as if trying to scratch that oh so stubborn itch. The grip on the steering wheel had his knuckles turning white from the lewd thoughts he was having about her and what he wanted to do to her. Oh hell, why not. He threw caution to the wind and placed a hand on her thigh and let it rest there. The only movement that came from her was when she uncrossed her legs and spread them apart a few inches so he had better access to whatever goal he was trying to accomplish. Not once did she look up from her book.  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            Heero’s hand went higher and disappeared beneath her dress when she didn’t protest as to what he was doing. His fingers played along the inside of her thigh and then hooked them to the side of the lace barrier he encountered. Slipping his fingers inside the material, he teasingly ran a bent knuckle over the slick curls. The sounds that were coming from her lips had his nerves on edge as he watched from the corner of his eye. He nearly swerved off the side of the road when he saw her eyes closed with her pen clenched tightly between her teeth. 

            That’s it, that’s it! I can’t take it anymore! Heero growled in frustration as he pulled the car to a screeching halt to the side of the road. The sudden movement got Relena’s attention and tried to comprehend why they quit moving. “Heero. . .” Relena went to turn towards Heero’s direction and had her question cut off by his mouth claiming hers in deep possession.  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            When they finally broke free, he took in Relena’s appearance. Her eyelashes fluttered and her lips were slightly parted, trembling still from his bruising kiss. She swayed just a bit as if in a daze. He couldn’t help but smirk at the scene that he caused. 

            Still with his other hand up her skirt, he leaned over and whispered in her ear. “Do you realize what you’re doing to me?” He surprised her more when he brought her hand over to his crotch and made her feel his urgent need. By then her eyes popped open when she felt that familiar hardness and let her own hand take over. She gasped when he started to nip at her ear while his heavy breathing sent shivers down her spine. 

            “I think I do.” Was her breathless reply, then let her eyes close again and tried to concentrate on what he was doing; such as his clever hand sliding her panties off and flicked them towards the backseat. His lips moved down towards her jaw and then at the line of her throat. Relena arched her neck to the exquisite warmth of his mouth. 

            “He. . .he. . .Heero?” 

            “Hm.” It came out more as a grunted moan since she already had him free from his tight pants and was stroking him.  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            “Heero. Do. . .do. . .you think its okay to do this here out in the open?” As much as she hated to do so, she lightly pushed his head away from her neck. “I mean, what if someone comes by and thinks we need help while we’re in the middle of things. And. . .and. . .” 

            He let a finger slide into her heat and kissed her again. “Did anyone ever tell you, you talk too much?” He stilled his hand and brought it out of her skirt so he could start unbuttoning her dress. “Besides, it’s an old country road and I haven’t seen any vehicles since we’ve been out here. Have you?” She just shook her head and began to like the erotic ideas that were running in his head. 

            “No one will see us and now couldn’t be more of a perfect time to do this while we still can. Just enjoy it and talk later.” His nimble fingers worked on the dreadful buttons and paid more attention to the bare skin being exposed to his eyes as the front of her dress was open. “You mean to tell me you weren’t expecting some sort of action while out here?” He went on to tweak a nipple. “After all, you’re the one that decided on not wearing a bra today.” He didn’t give her time to answer as he feasted on her breasts. Alternating between sweetly caressing them with his fingers and palm to savoring with his mouth and tongue, the creamy smoothness of her sensuous skin. A slight smacking sound echoed in the car when he released a nipple from his teeth and leaned over to his own seat.  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            Once he was situated enough, he pulled her over to him. “Come here.” 

            She maneuvered her body over the console and strategically straddled his waist as much as she could. Heero couldn’t keep his hands still as they traveled up her torso and cupped her supple breasts again, then bringing her forward to lavish the hard tipped nipples to his waiting mouth. Grasping one hand on the headrest to steady herself, she pulled her hair out of the ponytail and let the loose strands cover them in a golden curtain of silk. Heero struggled with getting his seat to recline back so it was easier to move around. The purring sounds that were vibrating through Relena’s body made his exposed cock twitch, aching more to be buried in her heat as it was pressed tightly and so close to its destination. He kissed his way back up to her yielding lips and moaned as their tongues meshed and gamboled jubilantly. He gasped in her mouth when he felt her nails scratch over his chest and wondered how she got his shirt undone so quickly. Not long after, Relena heard him curse under his breath and glanced down to see what was troubling him. 

            “What’s wrong?” 

            He gripped her hips and placed her back to her seat. “Just wait a minute.” He stuffed his self back in his pants, released the lever for the trunk, and got out of the car. Relena watched him walk towards the back and shuffled some things around. Closing the lid, he went to her side and opened the door. “Come on.” He reached for her arm as she clung onto her blouse and was pulled out the open car door. 

            “Heero?” Relena went to question him about the blanket tucked under his arm since she normally had some off road emergency kits and blankets stashed in her trunk. 

            They made their way off the side of the road and down a slight grassy slope. He turned to explain his actions. “If you knew what I was going through right now, you’d consider it an emergency too. It was too cramped in the car to really do anything heavy. Besides, the weather is just right for a quick romp outside.”  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            Relena giggled at his deviant action and pretended to be serious. “Why of course, I wouldn’t have it any other way.” Her mind then became a blur as everything happened so fast. Before she knew it, she was flat on her back with Heero hovering above her and gasped sharply when he entered her in a rushed movement. “A warning would’ve been nice.” She grinned up at him while he gazed at her with heavy lidded eyes. 

            He shook his head and answered in a raged breath. “No time for such things.” 

            Relena gyrated her hips from side to side to accommodate the thickness of him and whimpered at the force of his constant pounding. Meanwhile, Heero plunged his tongue deeply into her mouth, echoing the fucking that they were bestowing upon each other. Relena moaned loudly, her hands seeking to fondle his arms, legs, ass, whatever she could reach. She was wild to touch him and give him back as much pleasure as he was giving her. Both bodies were glistening; sweaty, warm, and slick as the sun bore down on them. 

            Heero lifted his head, trying to control his breathing, as he looked down at her, well aware of his near completion. “Relena. . .don’t. . .can’t. . .not much longer.”  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            He knew that she didn’t have to answer him as he could feel her innermost muscles flex and unflex more and more rapidly, signaling she was close. Eyes locked, faces strained, they rode furiously to the finish, each spurring the other with the sounds, tastes, smells, and the feel of hot sweaty lusty sex. Relena bit her lip as if trying to hold back any noise but Heero was quick to her actions. “Go ahead and do it Relena. Scream as loud as you want, no one will hear you.” He also wanted to hear her yell to the heavens, for it turned him on even more knowing it was he who could make her this way. 

            His husky voice tickled her ear as he spoke and on the last word with a powerful thrust had Relena clinging to him as she came. With each repetition, her pleasure grew until she exploded into an ultimate orgasm so unbearably exquisite that the sounds that came from her throat were no longer recognizable to her. She had never been so noisy and was delighted to hear Heero’s own cry as he followed not long after she did. 

            He gently laid his spent body on top of her as they both basked in the afterglow. He brushed back some of her hair that was plastered to her forehead from the sweat and peered into teal blue eyes that were narrowed and hooded with unhidden lust. Her lips curved provocatively in a half open smile. “Happy now sweetheart?” 

            Heero’s throaty reply vibrated through his lips as he lightly kissed her. “Quite, quite happy. Very happy actually, I didn’t think that we’d be able to pull this off but the timing was perfect for a quickie.” He slid out of her and lay next to her side while entwining some loose strands of her hair around his fingers. 

            Relena propped herself up on her elbows and looked out towards the clearing of the field they were laying in. “Look at that Heero.” 

            “Mm, what’s that?” 

            She nodded her head towards what she was looking at. “I say we stay here for awhile and watch the sunset.” 

            He couldn’t have agreed more and was shocked when she leaned over with a devilish smirk and said “And then we’ll see what else pops up while enjoying the view.”  

//Why don’t we do it in the road

Why don’t we do it in the road//  

            Heero laughed as he pulled her down next to him and gazed up at the evening sky. “I think I created a monster.” 

  

The END!