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I will Just be Damned

“Hmmm, I kinda like the place,” Hilde said.

“You just like the guy.” Relena said.

“Its okay, I like the guy too.” Catherine said.

“Who cares the guys aren’t coming with us anyway!” Sally said and continued, “Here we come beach!!”

“What if the guys find out?” Dorothy asked. They all just started laughing and with a high five they all stated “WHO CARES!!!”

The trip to the beach was a blast. Five women with no boys, (they were still boyfriends but they weren’t here), on a beach with lots of men to look at. They wined and dined the first night there and went to a bar to dance a little but mostly wondered what the boys were doing. “They are probably calling out a search party because they are too stupid to even ask Noin where we are.” Relena flatly stated while laughing.

“What, not my Hilde!” Duo was pissed.

“Can you repeat that Noin?” Trowa asked.

“No, but I” Quatre just stopped himself because coming unglued would be next so he decided to gather himself then ask questions.

“Woman!!!” was all that Wufei could get out.

“When and where.” Heero stated calmly.

After Noin filled them all in on where the girls were, Heero left. All of the guys followed him back to the barracks. “What are you planning on doing Heero?” Trowa asked.

“I am planning on following my emotions.” Heero said as he pointed to his crotch, “and if she is going to be in bathing suit half naked I am damn well going to be there to enjoy it.” He laughed evilly and the rest of the guys went and packed to go torment the women.

Speaking of the women they had spent most of the day shopping for clothes that would have their boys kinda hungry. Not for lunch though mind you these were some evil women. They were walking down a boulevard when they passed a tattoo parlor. Hilde stopped and said, “I want to get my belly button pierced.” They all just looked at her and started running to the door. They got their belly buttons and tongues pierced.

The guys had found the hotel where the girls were staying and decided that they would get a room on the floor directly below them. It was about four days before they ever saw the girls. They were kinda stuck in their room with only ice chips and Advil. The girls got hungry and decided it wouldn’t hurt to eat now.

The guys just happened to be at the same place already eating when they spotted the girls being led by the waiter to their table. Duo had gotten something lodged in his throat and was gagging until Trowa slapped him on the back.

“HO-LY SHIT!!” The guys all turned and looked at Quatre on those words of his. He never used foul language. The girls looked good, short shorts, shirts that ended right above their belly buttons, stacks, basically to any male a body to die for.

The girls were laughing and cutting up talking about girl stuff and their mischievous boyfriends. “How in the name of the god of death do you keep that boy at bay girl?”

Sally asked Hilde. (Mind you these guys can hear this)

“Well,” Hilde said and laughed, “Sex! What else, Duo would do anything for that.”

“Anything huh?” Dorothy asked. “If I could get Quatre out of that damn computer long enough to notice my body. I tried once to lean over with my boobs hanging almost out of this shirt and he glanced up and said to me ‘honey I am busy can we talk later’ I should have slapped him.”

They all laughed at Dorothy and said girl you should stand in front him completely naked and then you’ll get his attention.

“They have their belly buttons pierced.” Trowa said. “Their tongues too.” Wufei stated.

The next day.

Duo was laughing hysterically at Quatre who had passed out when they pierced his tongue. Then he bit his tongue and fell to the ground almost crying and hit his head on the piercing table where they had freshly pierced his eyebrow.

Trowa and Heero just nodded at each other in silence because they knew just what to do with them. Wufei just looked at himself and said, “I can’t believe that I just did this.”

That night the guys went to a bar and were drunk by the time that the girls arrived. None of the guys new about Heero and Relena except that they had been out a few times until that night. They had started exchanging sex stories. Heero, Quatre, Wufei and Trowa were all still virgins. Duo was the master of sex at the table. Heero laughed and said, “More like slave.” Duo didn’t care he was getting it and they were so fuck them.

Wufei didn’t think Sally wanted him like that. Quatre had only kissed Dorothy and Trowa had made out with Catherine but never got to third base. Heero had just down his eighth beer when he looked at the guys who were looking at him. “Ooooh no, I am not telling you guys shit! If Relena found out that I had told you about her blowjobs, I would never sc…” he slapped his hand over his mouth after that.

The girls just laughed because for one they never even noticed them but two since they were here they new where they were staying. Relena new the hotel staff and asked for a key to their room and the manager was happy to give her the key.

Five very horny and drunk men went to their hotel room wondering why they had only seen the girls in the restaurant but were to drunk to care and about to get drunker. Heero and Duo started to do tequila shots while Quatre finished off a beer and Trowa was drinking some Chinese shit that Wufei had given him.

The girls had stripped down to nothing but stacks and body jewelry. They were waiting on the precise moment and kept watching the guys. Quatre started drinking tequila shots with Heero and Duo, and to their demise he actually kept up with them.

Dorothy couldn’t believe what she was seeing. “Do they get this way often or is this just a lucky side that I get to see of Quatre tonight?” “Well, they have to unwind somehow” Hilde said waiting on Quatre to light his cigarette next that he had just gotten from Heero.

Wufei brought out a quarter and they all five started playing quarters with the tequila.

They were drunk and all the girls knew it they were laughing at Dorothy who thought that Quatre was this sweet little innocent boy. “I am going to get him good!” she said. “Just walk out there and get him then.” Hilde told her. With that Dorothy walked off.

The guys were all looking at her when she walked in except Quatre who was blowing smoke to the side and turned his head right back where it was before only to find her crotch in front of him. Drunk and slow he pulled her down onto his lap licking completely up her stomach and stopping in between her tits. He took one into his mouth and she said, “Well are you going to do this here in front of all your friends?” He looked around her and saw all of them smirking and he said, “why not?”

Duo had started looking towards the room she had come out of wondering what else would come of that room and of course it was Hilde. He pulled out a gun and said, “If any of you so much as look at her I will fucking kill you.” He picked her up and threw her over his shoulder and carried her to his room.

Catherine came out next and Trowa just kinda sat there a little stunned but felt something getting bigger in his pants. He gave her one of his evil grins and just pointed to his room.

As he was leaving he looked at Heero and said, “I wonder what this tongue ring will make her scream.” They both just laughed and turned when they heard Dorothy moan. She was on the table and Quatre was buried in places she been waiting for him to touch.

The last two were Sally and Relena and since they both had the coldest of all the men they decided to go out together. “Woman, cover yourself!” Wufei yelled. “Boy uncover yourself.” Sally said back to him flatly. She was probably the horniest of all the women.

Heero was walking up to Relena unbuttoning his pants when he reached her they were undone. He kissed her aggressively and tried to pull her head down but she looked at him and said, “Not tonight dear, I want to go further.” He pick her up and aligned himself for entry and carefully slid her down on him. When he heard Quatre moaning he decided that he wanted to be alone with Relena and carried her back to his room.

The boys were asleep as the women lay on the beach talking about the nights events. The guys thought they had been dreaming up until they heard the women talking in front of them.

Dorothy got to see a whole different side to Quatre he was kinky and aggressive.

Catherine found that Trowa wasn’t so quiet and actually had emotions.

Sally, well, Wufei still called her a woman and was just as aggressive in bed as he was personally.

Hilde just said well you guys knew about Duo from the beginning.

Relena said something they would never forget, “well the perfect soldier was perfectly….well Heero wont be talking about my blowjobs anymore but if you want to know he was perfectly limp until later. He drank way to much but damn that tongue was working on an apology.”