A Night of Gambling

By GiGi and Tina

Disclaimer- We do not own Gundam Wing.

This is the Sequel to A Dinner Date to Die For and Movie Maddness. We finally
got it up! Like A Dinner Date to Die For, this had celebirty bashing and some
language. Enjoy! ^_^;;


Hilde raised on eyebrow as she again got into Relena's hummer. Someone was
missing. Lets see, she thought. Duo, Heero, Trowa, Cathy, Rel, Wufei,
Sally...who are we missing??

A muffled sound was heard from the back of the car, and the spare tire back
started to move. She jumped back in horror.

"Its only Quatre back there, babe. Calm down." Duo said and snickered.

Wufei got out of the car and sliced a hole into the spare tire bag, muttering
some unkind curses. "Are you too weak to stay in there WITHOUT an air hole?"
He smirked and got back into the car.

So they drove, all the while listening to Duo sing another retarded song by
the broad named 'Britney Queer'. Byt the time they got to the boat, Duo's
mouth was taped up and they had to hold Heero back so he didn't kill the poor
braided baka.

Relena paid for them to get on, and they walked up the ramp. Duo grabbed his
money and dashed to the quarter slots, sitting on a stool, and he started
playing. Relena and the gils walked to black jack, while Heero, Wufei and
Trowa stood where they were.

"We left the weak baka in the spare tire bag." Wufei said after a while.

"To late now. "Heero said and shrugged. "We can't get him now. The boat is
already leaving."

"Well, what do we do?" Trowa asked, crossing his arms. He didn't want to be
here. No one ever won on these idiotic ga-. His thought was cut off by
someone's screaming.

"I won! Woo hoo! Wicked cool!" The three pilots turned to see the pilot of 02
jumping up and down, waving coins in the air. "Yes!!!!! 1500!!! Haha!!!!"

Trowa blinked, then rolled his eyes heavenward. "I need a drink." He
muttered, and walked to the bar.

Meanwhile, Relena had won a little playing black jack, and decided to go find
Heero. As she looked around, she noticed that there were many people who were
famous. Her jaw dropped when she seen the Rock from the show Duo called
Sapnkdown. She called Cathy, Sally, and Hilde to her, and they all stared at
the man.

"Hey! Rock! How's Spankdown been to ya?" Duo asked, grinning, holding a huge
bucket of coins. He slapped the Rock on the back as if they were old friends.

"Spankdown?" Rock asked as if he were to get an explaination. He didn't get
on. Duo was already running over the Bill Clinton, who was flirtng with a
cocktail waitress.

"Mr. President!" He said and grinned. "Nice to see ya again! Did you take my
advise?"

"Yes, boy. I did not have any sexual relations with that waitress. Myabe this
one, but not the one at the restaurant." Replied Bill Clinton, looking overly
impressed with himself.

"Ohh...bad boy. Wait til your wife finds out about this one. I mean, Monica
was enough, but now a waitress!? You can get better." Duo said matter of
factly.

"Thanks for the advice, boy!" Bill winked and  gave Duo the thumbs up.

"Hmm...lets see who else is here." He said and grinned, seeing the girls. He
waved franically and motioned for them to follow him to the bar.

The girls followed behind him, and sat on stools. Cathy recognized someone
singing at the stage, and her eyes widened in shock. "Trowa?!" She whispered.
"Oh My God..."

"You're just to *hic* good to be true..can't take my *hic* eyes off of you.."
Trowa sang of key, his voice slurred from the drinks he had.

"Damn...Trowa had a lil' too much to drink, I think." Duo replied, counting
the quarters in his bucket.

" You'd be like *hic* heaven to touch! I wanna fuck you so *hic* much!"

Everyone looked up at Trowa, and Duo, Hilde, Relena, and Sally started
laughing in hysterics. Wufei groaned and got a bottle of vodka from the
bartender, then downed half the bottle. "You people will be my death." He
muttered before taking another swig.

"I want you baby *hic* and if its quiet alright I'll take you baby, in my
room at night. *hic* I want you baby, trust in my hormones today!!" Trowa
continued, getting the words slurred and the whole verse wrong. "Oh sexy
baby, not that I got you stay and let me fuck you baby! Let me fuck you!!!!!"

Cathy stared at Trowa, wide eyed and her jaw practically hanging to her
knees. Heero just blinked, and noted to himself never to let Trowa drink
again.

Relena had staggered off her stool and ran straight into the chest of Bill
Clinton, who was grinning down at her. "Miss Peacecraft. What a surprize to
find you here. I was still wondering if you wanted to talk of peace...I have
a room on the 3rd floor that would be perfect..."

Heero heard this and smirked, then took a gun out and pointed it at Bill. He
fired at a glass next to him, and Bill almost jumped 4 feet off the floor
when the glass shattered. Heero was rewarded with a thankful glance from
Relena, and two guards grabbing his arms and pulling him downstairs.

The guards threw Heero into a cell and then locked it, then went back
upstairs to leave the Perfect Soldier
by himself in the dark dungeon.


Trowa finally staggered off the stage and fell into the now drunk Wufei. The
two men looked at eachother, then grinned...and started to sing. " If I was
king of the forest!" Wufei said a little to cheerfully, and staggered into a
bar stool.

Trowa was still singing. "Can't touch this!"

"Oh My God..." Cathy murmured.

"Yes?" Duo said in a deep voice.

"What?" Cathy blinked in confusion.

Duo snickered and tossed another bottle of wine to Trowa. Trowa caught it and
took the cork out, downing a nice portion of the liquor in the bottle. "
They're coming to take me away, haha. They're coming to take me away, ho ho.
He he, haha, to the funny far..."

Wufei picked up the verse. " Where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll
be happy to see those men in their white coats. And they're coming to take me
away haha!!"

"They all lost it...Oy..Heero, where are you?" Relena mumbled.



*Authoresses play 007 music*

Dorothy was dressed in all black and as she scaled the walls, she hummed
along with the music. She seen the cell that Heero was in, and picked the
lock. "Dorothy??!! Why are you here??"

"Miss Relena needs you. And since I obsess her, I have to save you so you can
save her." Dorothy said quickly. "Hurry, they're coming.

"Someone's been puffing the magical dragon." Heero muttered and walked back
upstairs, looking around.

"I want you to want me! I need you to need me! I love to love me! I'm begging
you to beg me!" Trowa and Wufei were on their knees infront of Sally and
Cathy singing, and the girls where staring wide eyed at them. Duo was no
where in sight, neither was Hilde. Relena was sitting in the corner.

Heero grabbed Relena and pulled her to the quarter slots again, looking for
Duo and Hilde. Of course, there they were, making out against a slot machine,
and as Duo kicked it, the red light flashed and coins fell out.

"Is there a God?" Heero muttered and dragged Relena to a table in a
restaurant. They hid there, still able to hear Trowa and Wufei singing.

Quatre climbed over the side of the boat, soaking wet and tired. They had
left him in the damn spare tire bag, for God's sake! Some stupid drunk kids
where using him as a punching bag!

He angrily sat down on a stool by a nickle slot and kicked it. He blinked
when the red light went off and coins started pouring out at his feet. "I
won...? Hell yes!!!!!" He grabbed the coins and gave a zero system laugh.

As the boat went to the dock, Wufei and Trowa finished their last serenade
with "Girls just want to have cum!" And then passed out. Sally dragged Wufei
down the boat ramp, and occasionally got a "Injustice woman", or "I will make
justice in this place." Cathy Dragged Trowa by his bangs after Sally, not
getting anything from him except a groan now and then, since he was out cold
from the beer bottle she had hit him over the head with. Duo and Hilde
followed, not saying anything. Then came Quatre, who was still laughing like
a maniac, Dorothy following behind him, the damn James Bond music still
playing.

"Turn that damn music off!" Duo yelled, smashing the radio Dorothy was
carrying. o.o;;

Heero and Relena came after. Bill was quietly following them, still set on
discusing 'peace' with Relena in his room.

Quatre got back in the spare tire bag as everyone got into the car, and he
was joined by...*dun dun dun* Bill Clinton!? And they listened to Duo sing
about " I get knocked up, over and over again, but they're never gonna knock
me down."  and Heero threaten to kill him, and Bill Clinton.