(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
:: Chibi Duo comes running on stage, pushing the curtains
onto the side ::
GW Narrator: DAMN YOU!!!
Lady Mercury: AHHH!!!! :: tackles him ::
GW Narrator: AHHHHH!!!!
:: Chibi Duo closes the
curtains, while sweat dropping :: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Heero saw a door open, and a tall man walked in, with a set of keys. Heero looked at him with confuse and angered look. The man grinned evilly.
“ Me lady would like to see you now, prince.” He said with a chuckle, as he undid the locks. The man took the chair from the hook on the wall, and like a dog (he was on his to feet ppl), led Heero out of the door to Relena’s quarters.
Duo, Dorothy, and Hilde were walking through the woods, with the time paradox thingy as their guide.
“ Lions… tigers… and bears… Oh my!” Hilde said. Duo and Dorothy looked at her. “ What?! I’m trying to light the moment.”
“ Can you say something more appealing than repeating lines from the Wizard of Oz.” Dorothy said.
“ Hey! I wonder now where Oz got its name?” Duo asked. “ Anyway, if I’m Robin Hood, then where are the maiden and the evil king?”
“ You think we know?” Hilde asked, now a little tired of Duo’s senseless questions. Even though he was clueless, obnoxious, can’t eat properly, and tried to make the gundam pilots life a living hell, she still loved the braided baka… and smiled at that thought.
“ No.”
Trowa and Wufei sat down in separate corners. They both sighed and looked up at the rotting ceiling. Trowa look looked over at Wufei.
“ Wufei, your ears are pointy. I think you’re an elf.” Trowa said in his usual tone (which ever that is). Wufei touched his ears slowly went blank, and yelled.
“ IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” A guard woke up.
“ Shut up in their will ya?!” Wufei just pouted.
Relena sat in a chair, her legs crossed, and holding a gold cup filled with red wine. She finally found out what her alternate self was; all pirates were pirate pirates or dominatrix pirates. She was the most known dominatrix pirate in the 6 seas (well, the people were so scared of the pirates that they drained the 7th sea). So in ordered to accepted by the head pirates she had to subdued and seduce the prince of no feeling and no heart. Relena felt weird, he heart only belonged to Heero. To do this would just break her heart. But she had to play the role.
Heero was pushed into her dark candle lit room. He brushed the dirt off of his clothes then turned to see Relena, sitting in the chair in the most seductive way she muster (her alter self was known for other things that I don’t wish to go into detail).
“ RELENA?!?!?!?!” Heero screamed.
“ HEERO?!?!?!?!?!” Relena screamed.
“ WHY ARE YOU DRESS LIKE THAT!!” Relena jumped out of her chair.
“ Well um, I can explain…”
“ Please do.”
“ Okay, Heero, well I’m, no, um, well the other Relena is a dominatrix, and a ruthless pirate.” Relena said in a little embarrassed way.
“ Dominatrix?”
“ Those people who like do-“
“ Yes I know.” Heero said. He looked at her. 18 and she was perfect, all her features fit her perfectly. He just couldn’t believe he treated her like he did during the last world, taking her then abandoning her.
“ Oh. Well, um you see I have to subdued and seduce the prince, you, in order to be accepted by the head pirate. And if I don’t, um, it means punishment by death.” (What did you think? Dominatrix pirates were still as bad as regular pirates). Heero looked at her. She looked like she wasn’t scared but deep inside he could feel the fear in her. He walked closer to her.
“ What do I have to do?” Relena looked at him, a grin blooming across her face, while she held a metal leash. “ Heero, all you have to do is wear this…”
Duo began to look at the time thingy. It began to react to a village of peasants and farmers.
“ You better make sure your assumption is correct, Duo.” Dorothy said. Duo smiled at the two woman.
“ It’ll be fine. I’m never wrong most of the time.” Duo said, as he began walking down the dirt road.
“ That’s what I’m afraid of.” Hilde said as she ran up to catch up with him. Duo began looking at the people. Some of them were smiling; some waving, and some were blowing kisses (AN: No one can never resist my kawaii Shinigami!!). Hilde was making glares at them, and Dorothy ignored them all knowing how pissed she was. The time thingy began to react to the small, big, medium (AN: You decide) prison. They approached the front gate. Then out of the blue a guard jumped in front of them. He swung his sword automatically at Duo.
“ DIE ROBIN HOOD! Pay your debts to the king!!” He yelled. Duo jumped out of the way. Smirked, took off his hat, and bowed.
“ I guess you haven’t heard of my abilities, have you?” He said (AN: imagine him saying that like Trieze :: cough ::).
“ Duo! You baka! Your to get him mad!” Hilde yelled, her tail waving back in forth furiously.
“ I’m the great Shinigami! C’mon Hilde-babe, it won’t be that bad.” The guard took another swing. Duo took his sword out of the holster, okay well he tried but it didn’t come out. So for the next 15 minutes, Duo was trying to get the stinkin’ sword out of the holster. But Dorothy and Hilde were already inside, when they knocked the guard out 12 minutes ago.
“ AHA!! I told…” Duo said now noticing that everyone was looking at him, and that the guard had been knocked out. “ HEY!! Wait up for me!!” He ran inside after them.
“ You’ve got to be kidding me, right?” Heero said as he looked at the metal leash Relena was holding.
“ Nope that’s not all, Heero.” Relena said. She was beginning to have fun out of this now.
“ This is all you are going to wear. Besides the pants.”
“ Relena, I understand your position and all, but there is no way in hell I’m doing that!!”
“ Please, hopefully if we won’t have to do anything if you know what I mean.” Heero walked behind Relena and wrapped his arms around her slim waist.
“ But those things are privately done, if you know what I mean.” He said with a smirk. Relena turned around to face him. “ If it means your safety… then I promise to protect you, and with that promise, I will.”
Trowa looked around the cell, and sighed. He turned to Wufei who was still feeling his ears.
“ Injustice… nataku…. Sally….” Wufei whimpered in a little corner. Trowa sighed. Then he heard the yelling of a few people. Hilde, Dorothy, and Duo ran to the cell following the device and knocking guards out. Seemingly they were all gifted in sword fighting so it was a breeze. Hilde ran to Trowa and Wufei’s cell, and looked shocked at the whimpering Wufei.
“ W-wufei??? Is that you whimpering?!” Hilde asked, wide eyed. Wufei took a notice of Hilde and stood up, giving her his known women-are-inferior-to-men look.
“ Shut up, onna.” Wufei said. “ And get me out.”
“ Yeah, whatever. I still know that you cry now… and that you mumble Sally’s name.” Duo ran up behind Hilde.
“ He dose?! Wait till Sally hears about this!!” Duo said excitedly, with a smirk.
“ KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Trowa just looked at him, and sweatdroped.
Quatre walked through the halls of the castle, looking at the surroundings. He knew he was in medieval times, and that everyone worshiped him like he was a god or something. Quatre stumbled into the kings quarters. He looked at the bed to see a young woman, probably a few months younger than him, sprawled all over the bed half dressed and looking at him with a look saying take me now.
“ Um, uh, um, uh, um, uh.” Quatre said, staring at her, trying not to stare at too much though (AN: The boy is to innocent. I just can’t do that too him). She then was trailing a grape from her cleavage to her lip. She then licked it and plopped it in her mouth. Quatre fainted. She jumped off of the bed and ran to him… buttoning up her dress.
The young man Relena meet earlier, knocked on her door and peeked inside.
“ My lady, Captain Khusranada has docked and is waiting for your appearance. I wish you much luck.” He said. He closed the door. Relena looked at Heero who snapped on the leash and walked to her. Relena almost felt like wanting Heero to take her to the bed right now and explore their sexuality more, but she had to save her skin, and Heero was doing this so she can stay alive. But she knew he was doing for love, cause he still had the promise of killing her too also.
“ My, my, Mister Yuy. Aren’t you so sexy this evening?” Relena asked seductively as she began to take her finger and trail around his bare muscular chest.
“ And my Miss Relena, aren’t you just too sexy for me to handle.” Heero said, eyeing her with the look of pure burning hot passion. “ Tonight.” Relena and him embraced in a burning hot kiss before they began to play their roles in front of the head pirate.
Ladymercury: WHOO-HOO!!! Isn’t it getting a little bit too hot in here?!
Wufei: Baka…
Ladymercury: Anyways! This world I would like to thank my dearest friends: Joey, Billy, Christine, and Kevin. Without them, I wouldn’t even be able to get through this story. Thanks guys for everything!
Joey for your medieval expertise, and somewhat Relena bashing.
Billy for your beautiful idea that I’m surely going to use in the next world and for your reviewing.
Christine for wanting to add some stuff extra and trying to borrow the book from me even though I was still working on it. Thanks for your efforts in me to continue.
and Kevin for cracking up on every lame joke in this story even though you may have some laughing problem… oh well… ^_^;;
Dorothy: That just brought a tear to my eye!
Ladymercury: Stop mocking me.
4.24.01 | 7:21 pm | (while listening to Turn-A Gundam – Turn A Turn)