AN: I would like to thank everyone who decided to review this story, I know this isn’t the world’s greatest going through times story but I really thank you all!! If you want to give me ideas, Belgium chocolates, money, tickets to Japan, PS2 (GameCube could suffice), or death threats, feel free anytime!! – Ladymercury
4.23.01 | (While listening to Kodomo no Omocha – Daijo-bu)
(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
:: Chibi Duo comes running on stage, pushing the curtains
onto the side ::
GW Narrator: FREAK!!!
Lady Mercury: SHUT UP!!!
GW Narrator: YOU!!!
Chibi Duo: Are you going narrate??
Both: LEAVE US ALONE!!!
:: Chibi Duo closes the
curtains :: ⌐_⌐;;
Duo, Hilde, and Dorothy fell from the sky and hit the floor hard.
“ OW!! My butt!!! I think I broke it!!” Duo yelled, as he tried to get up. The 2 others sighed. Then the time paradox thingy fell on Duo’s head. Duo rubbed his head, and picked it up.
“ Where are the others?” Hilde asked. They looked around; Hilde, Duo, and Dorothy were there, the others were no where.
“ Not this again. Now the search is going to be longer, because we are in the middle of a forest!!” Dorothy yelled. Duo and Hilde looked at each other, Dorothy, then at the forest.
Quatre woke up sitting in a throne. His eyesight was blurred a little, but could make out the dancing, the tables of food, and the people talking. A young girl, dressed in a medieval type dress, walked up to him with a plate of food.
“ My lord, would you fancy some boar?” She said, with a young maiden’s smile. Quatre had a panic attack.
“ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” The Arabian pilot screamed.
Relena woke up, and began rubbing her head. She stood up and looked around the room she was in. It was decorated with whips, chains, and other devices. She looked at her self in the mirror. She had on a leather thigh high dress, with a leatherneck collar, and to top it off, knee high leather high heel boots. Everything she wore was black.
“ I-I’m a dominatrix!!?!?!?!?!?!” She fainted.
Trowa and Wufei woke up in a cell, chained up to a wall. Their clothes were raggedy and peasant like.
“ INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Wufei screamed, letting the whole prison hear him. Trowa just closed his eyes and prayed for dear life.
Heero woke up in a large black room. His arms were tied to a bedpost, and his neck had a shinny black collar, with a chain connected to the wall. He looked down to the end of the bed, and at his clothes. They were royal medieval clothing.
“ What the hell is going on here?” Heero asked himself.
Duo say on a rock, playing with his braid, Hilde was playing with her bow, and Dorothy was pacing back and forth mentioning some incomprehensible stuff.
“ Where do we start?” Duo asked, finally breaking the silence.
“ I don’t know. We could just split up.” Hilde said, looking at the sky.
“ Like that would really help. We don’t even know where we are! I would just stay here, and hope for that damn time thingy to return us home.” Dorothy said, her arms crossed above her chest.
“ Relena looked at herself in the mirror. He breasts look like they were going to pop out of her dress any minute. Her dress was so tight that it looked like a second skin. A man ran inside her room, he was tall, black hair, very muscular, and was wearing some baggy pants with a leather vest, showing his muscular physic. She turned around and almost went gaga over him, but kept her composer. His emerald green eyes were burning into her like fire. ‘ Maybe this might not be so bad after all ‘ she though with a mental smirk.
“ Miss. Relena, Captain Khuranada is going to be docking soon. Do you wish for me to summon the prince?” He said in such a deep sexy tone that just made Relena shiver (she’s a dominatrix remember). She hesitated a little, but calmed down.
“ Okay, send him in.” Relena said. She heard stories about dominatrixs and what they do, but she never thought she would be one, nor even decide on how to act like on. The man bowed, and walked out.
“ What am I going to do now?!” She said to her self.
Everyone in the room looked at the young king. Especially the maiden, who was suddenly shocked by his outburst. Quatre began to breath more slowly, and looked at his surroundings.
“ My lord, art thou okay?” She asked, looking at him concerned. He smiled at her, grasping a hold of the situation.
“ Yes, miss. I am okay.” He replied in his sweet little way.
“ Me king, you art not your usual self. Art sure?” Quatre nodded. She walked away. ‘ He’s nicer than usual ‘ she though.
“ I got it!” Duo yelled, as he stood up. Hilde and Dorothy looked at him.
“ What Duo?” Dorothy asked.
“ You know this time thingy?” Duo said, as he showed them the device. The both nodded. “ Well, I’ve been noticing that this thing is a homing device.”
“ What do you mean Duo?” Hilde asked.
“ Every time I’ve has this thing, it always reacted to each of us. When we were all together, it changed color.” The two girls circled around him, and looked at the device.
“ Oh… I see!” Duo began walking into the forest. Hilde began to take notice of what he was wearing, and she began to laugh.
“ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! D-duo! Do you see what you look like?!”
“ What?!” Duo looked at his outfit, and then started to grin.
“ I don’t know what you are laughing at? But I am the young and adventurous Robin Hood!! But, I don’t know what you are though. Hahahahahahaha!!!” Hilde took a notice of the tale she had, she then slowly touched her ears.
“ NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I-I’m a fox!!!!!!” Hilde screamed. Dorothy just looked at them.
“ Then I must be Fryer Tuck or Little John?” Dorothy said, looking at them.
“ Well, then, I guess this s an intermix of the Disney version o Robin Hood, and the Robin Hood: Men in Tights.” Duo said, messing with the feather in his hat.
“ You watch too much cartoons, Duo.” Hilde said, playing with he new tail.
“ I had a deprived childhood.” Duo said with a grin. The two girls sighed.
Ladymercury: WHOO-HOO! The Medieval world is here!!
Relena: Can’t believe I’m a dominatrix…
Ladymercury: I just thought that up this morning, don’t get mad.
Relena: That’s against my beliefs, as a pacifist.
Ladymercury: Relena you said you weren’t a pacifist in Endless Waltz, remember?
Relena: Oh….
Duo: I’m Robin Hood! YEAH!!!!
Hilde: Why am I a fox?
Dorothy: Who am I??
Trowa: Am I going to be in this story??
Wufei: Injustice….
Heero: Why was I tied up to a bed?
Ladymercury: :: while ignoring the questions :: I’ve decided to make this medieval world as much wacky and fantasy as possible. You see dominatrixs are pirates, so don’t start flaming me. Also I decided since I won’t have any real time to type all of this up, I’ve decided to start writing the chapters in a mini book so when I have time, I can just type it out instead of thinking what will happen next, while typing. It is also faster for me that way. Sorry it is short though…
Wufei: Weak onna…
Ladymercury: Bakayaro….
4.23.01 | 3:57 pm (while listening to Gundam Z: Z Toki wo Koete)