Gundam Wing Time and Space Adventures
(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
:: Chibi Duo comes running on stage, pushing the curtains
onto the side ::
GW Narrator: BUSU
Lady Mercury: OMEA O KOROSU!!!!
Heero: You stole my line…
Both: SOOO!!!
:: Chibi Duo closes the
curtains :: ⌐_⌐;;
“ There’s a sale!!” Noin yelled as she shoved the flyer in Relena’s face. She was quite mad at the moment, and snatched the flyer out of her face.
“ So.” Relena said, looking at the flyer. She put the flyer on the table and continued mopping. Noin began to get mad, she picked up the flyer and shoved the flyer back in Relena’s face.
“ We have no food! We need some food, and it’s on sale.” Relena sighed, and dropped the mop on the floor.
“ Then you mop the floors then.” She said, as she walked out of the room, slipped on her shoes and walked out the house. Slamming the door behind her.
“ Busu.” Noin said, as she walked out of the room and back to the kitchen to find some type of snack.
Heero and Duo were walking down the sidewalk to the near by sake bar. This bar was their only place to relieve some stress that was placed upon them at work and at home. There was always to 2 young drunkards that were businessmen that always hanged out at their table, but always had some wise advice, even though they were drunk and didn’t know how to count time. Heero and Duo walked inside and sat down next to the 2 young drunkards.
“ Ohayo!! Mina-san!!” The 1st man said. He poured himself a small glass of sake before, handing the bottle to his partner.
“ Hai! Hai! Ohayo!!” The 2nd man said.
“ Hello, Trowa. Wufei.” Heero said. “ It’s not morning, it’s 1 pm.” Trowa looked at the clock, which he couldn’t make out the hands because it was blurry. Wufei just looked confused.
“ Yeah, yeah! 1 pm! I knew that!”
“ How many glasses do you think they had this time?” Duo asked Heero. Heero just shrugged. “ Anyway, what wise words do you have for us old men?” Duo said, with a grin. He began to undo his tie a little.
“ T-this time I don’t really have wise words. Though…….. I have some words that might help a little.” Wufei said, as he began to drink out of the bottle now. Heero snatched the bottle from Wufei, and poured him a glass.
“ Too much, is not good for you Wufei.” Heero said, as he took a sip from his glass. Wufei just shrugged.
“ This one is for Heero.” Trowa said. “ Your cookie says…. It is about time you have some kids, or at least go on a long vacation with your wife to get away from the she-devil that lives with you.”
“ Okay.” Heero said, he poured himself another glass.
“ Now for Duo!” Wufei said, everyone could tell he had about 13 glasses. “ Send your kids to a private school, or to your parents in Osaka! They really need some discipline!! Hahahahahaha!!” Duo looked over at Heero who was getting a little drunk and over at Trowa and Wufei who were swaying back and forth singing old Japanese folk songs while laughing.
Relena was carrying 3 bags filled with food for the house. She knew the food was going fast, and it was all because of the sister-in-law. Why? Why she asked. If her brother was still alive, maybe there would be more peace in the Yuy household. But as long as she-devil, never ever will they be any peace. Relena then saw a telephone both, walked to it, and stepped and dial up an old friend.
Dorothy was sitting at her desk typing some important stuff until her phone rang. She sighed, and picked up the phone.
“ Yes.” She said in a leave-me-alone-cause-I-don’t-want-to-speak-to-you-right-now way. “ What?!!”
Relena and Dorothy sat a window table. Dorothy was looking at Relena in a why me type of way. Relena just stared out side for a while, and then looked at Dorothy.
“ What, Relena? You called me out here for some reason, now what is it?” Dorothy said, her arms crossed.
“ I can’t take it anymore! Just can’t!!” Relena said. She looked like she was about to mentally break down.
“ Take what?”
“ That she-devil! I don’t know what my brother saw in her. I mean she bossy and she tries to make my life a living hell!”
“ Well then, kick her out.”
“ I can’t! Heero won’t allow me too.”
“ Take a vacation.”
“ If I could. She would just tag along.”
“ Then I don’t know what else there is for you to do.”
“ Well, you are lucky. You aren’t married or anything. You have no worries. Me, I’m a housewife who has to spend her days with she-devil.
“ I guess there no hope. Oh well, all there is left to do is go home and face her, like a real warrior. Anyway, isn’t Heero coming home in a few minutes? You better get there, before she winds up getting him into bed.” Relena jumped out of her chair, grabbed her stuff and ran out of the restaurant. Dorothy just looked at the retreating figure.
Relena stepped inside the house; the setting sun illuminated her house in a dark fiery orange. Relena began putting the food up until she heard Noin venture in. She had an evil smile on her face that just made Relena want to take a knife and stab her several times then throw her in a garbage pail.
“ Where were you?!” Noin said, pointing a finger. Relena just ignored her, and continued putting the food up. “ And where is Heero?? He should be coming home right about now?” Heero opened the door and took off his shoes. He began to undo his tied, while holding his head from a hangover. “ I guess that’s him now...”
Noin ran out of the kitchen and jumped into his arms, making Heero loose his balance and fell down on the floor. Noin began to rub her finger in circles around Heero chest, while looking at him seductively.
“ Ah!! Noin!! Get off of me!!!” Heero yelled, but Noin wouldn’t let go. Relena ran out off the kitchen with a wooden spoon. Quatre came running down the stairs.
“ Heero, I have a friend that has a place up in Sakurajima.” Noin said seductively.
“ W-what about Sakurajima?” Heero said nervously.
“ That’s were we can elope… wouldn’t that be great!!”
“ Ahh!! Noin! Get off of my uncle!!” Quatre yelled as he saw the sight.
“ Ahh! Noin! You shouldn’t be acting like that, it’s bad for your health.” Relena said. Noin looked at her.
“ Hmm, at least I’m not the one who is losing a husband to… ahh, pure beauty!”
“ Grrr… you’re a widow, so why don’t you act like one.”
“ Yes. Auntie’s right!” Noin ignored them all.
“ So what about it, hmmm? “
“ Why do you always try to steal my husband?!?!?!?!?!?!!!” Relena yelled.
“ I’m sure everyone here would grant us their beautiful blessings…”
“ WE WILL CERTANLLY NOT!!!!!” Quatre and Relena yelled.
Duo walked inside his house, the 2 kids were still running all over the place… while Hilde sat in a corner. Duo rushed over to were Hilde was at and held her hand.
“ They didn’t go to school today, Duo.” Hilde said. “ All they did was making me a nervous wreck.” Duo stood up.
“ ALL OF YOU SIT DOWN!!!!” Duo yelled, his voice filled with anger. The two kids stopped what they were doing and looked at Duo. “ You 2 are going to live with your grandparents!! Now get packing!!” Hilde looked at Duo, a smile coming across her face. The two kids began to cry and ran upstairs. A bright light filled the room and they all disappeared. The time thingy transporting them to another world, another dimension, another life.
Ladymercury: There goes that world! That was short wasn’t it!!
Noin: I still didn’t know why you made me an old maid.
Ladymercury: Just be happy you even apart of the story.
Wufei: Laughing is for the weak. ONNA!
Ladymercury: HEY! How did you escape!!
Wufei: I have my ways, ONNA!!
:: looks over to see 3 badly beaten men in white jackets, with a straightjacket tying them together ::
Ladymercury: -_-;;;
4.21.01 | :: while listening to Outlaw Star – Intoxication ::