Gundam Wing Time and Space Adventures
(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
:: Chibi Duo comes running on stage, pushing the curtains
onto the side ::
GW Narrator: Time and Space adventures
Lady Mercury: Relena and Heero are discovering their
relationship, while the others are trying to find a way home…
GW Narrator: I thought you
told me not to say that…
Lady Mercury: It’s my story…
GW Narrator: Screw you and
your story!!!!!
Lady Mercury: SCREW YOU
TOO!!!
:: Chibi Duo closes the
curtains :: ⌐_⌐;;
2 kids ran up the stairs, opened a bedroom door quietly, and jumped on top of a bed.
“ Mommy!!! Daddy!!! Wake up!!” They both said in unison while jumping. A groggy Duo and Hilde rose from the bed looking at the two kids.
“ Another day…” Duo said, tiredly.
A woman was standing outside on her walkway waiting for the 2 to walk out. A man finally came out of the house. She walked up to him.
“ Let me fix that for you… there.” She said.
“ Thanks, Relena. Ja.” He said.
“ Ja ne! Heero!” Relena said and waved as he walked off. A boy ran out the house, putting on his jacket.
“ Watch out for cars, Quatre!!” Relena yelled as he zoomed pass her.
“ Hai!!” Quatre yelled, as he was running down the sidewalk. Relena walked back inside the house, and into the kitchen.
“ Oh great. The old bag is already here.” Relena said under her breath. She looked up from her newspaper.
“ What was that?!” She yelled.
“ Oh! I said, isn’t it nice to see you sister-in-law! Noin would you like some coffee??” Relena began to walk to the coffee machine.
“ Yes, and make it fast!”
Duo sat at the table, fixing his tie. Hilde finally served him as well as the 2 kids. One of them were throwing food across the table to the other kid the moment his plate was placed in front of him.
“ Oi! Stop that! Booth of you!” Hilde yelled.
“ Please, my head is hurting because of you to kids…” Duo said, rubbing his head. “ Why don’t you do something constructive and go to school.”
“ No! No! No school!!” They both said in unison.
“ Were did we go wrong??” Hilde asked. Duo just shook his head.
Relena was looking at Noin as she poked and picked at the breakfast she’d made. Which made Relena quite nervous and agitated. Ever since her deceased brother married her, it’s been hell for her. All she can do is nag, nag, and nag. What’s worst is that she also tries to seduce her husband, Heero. Sometimes Relena feels like she needs to strangle her. Heero’s nephew, Quatre, moved in a year after their marriage because of his father’s unexpected death a few months after the wedding. He hasn’t been a problem and was actually a real gentleman. Noin on the other hand was a she-devil, she only let her board because she was the wife of her late brother, and she sold everything to live under their roof with her brother. Plus, Heero and Quatre wouldn’t allow her to kick Noin out.
“ So, Noin, how do you like it?” Relena said, in-between her teeth. Noin was chewing for a few more minutes, swallowed hard and looked at Relena with such contempt.
“ Taste like cardboard, and it needs more salt.” Noin said, an evil grin now replacing her sweet face. Right now, Relena wanted to grab her by the throat and drag her in front of the up coming garbage trunk.
“ Sorry you didn’t like it, Noin.”
“ Yeah, whatever. This house needs to be clean! I mean how can you just stand there and not notice that! For that, I’ve should have never allowed you to marry that sweet, hansom, strong, sexy, hunk of yours.”
“ You should be talking. I’ve should have never allowed you to marry my brother. You were probably the cause of his death anyway.” Relena said to her self, as she walked out of the kitchen.
Duo finally walked out the house, Hilde waving at him, while the 2 children, who were still not ready for school, were running around the yard naked.
“ Damn children. That was the worst thing Hilde and I could have done. Brought those two devils into this world.” Duo said in-between his teeth as he walked down the street.
Heero was sitting at his desk, his feet on top of the table, and his chair leaning back as he was playing an online game. He turned around to see a mad Duo walk inside ‘ their ‘ office, and slam his briefcase on top of the table.
“ Children?” Heero asked, as he went back to playing.
“ Yes. Those damn kids!” Duo said, as he went through his stuff angrily.
“ Well, it’s a good thing that me and Relena haven’t decided to have children yet or even attempted.”
“ That’s because your sex life sucks, Heero.” Duo said with a smirk, his good sense of humor returning to him.
“ You can say whatever you want. I’m not the one with the devil kids.”
“ Ha! You should be talking! At least I’m not the one with the she-devil.” Heero just ignored him. He knew he lost that battle, but there are others in the future. Duo just chuckled.
Relena began scrubbing the tables down with a rag. While Noin was right on her shoulder. She was a bitch, always making Relena’s life a living hell. Sometimes Relena would just make excuses to go over to Hilde’s or maybe have a chat with Dorothy over some sundaes, but Noin began to catch on and started showing up at the meetings. Then Relena decided if maybe she can convince Heero to maybe have children, she could finally leave her alone, and probably leave the place. But knowning the she-devil, there would be no escaping. Not ever.
Ladymercury: Well, there goes chapter 6 and the 3rd world!!!
Noin: I’m not a she-devil.
Ladymercury: In this story you are.
Noin:…
Ladymercury: Also I wanted to say that this story Zechs has died from something mysterious, Quatre is related to Heero as an nephew. Hilde and Duo are married with 2 kids from hell (kinda mixes with the sling Shinigami??). Dorothy is an office worker, as well as Heero and Duo. But Heero and Duo are executives, which share the same office. Trowa and Wufei are the businessmen who hangout at the sake bar every night after work; they don’t play in this story.
Ages:
Heero Yuy: 29
Relena Darlin: 29
Duo Maxwell: 29
Trowa Barton: 27
Quatre Rabera Winner: 18
Chang Wufei: 27½
Dorothy Catilonia: 29½
Hilde Schiberiker (I don’t know how to spell her last name): 29
This world is based off of “ Mihoshi’s Blues” from the Tenchi Muyo! TV vol. 4 DVD.
Wufei: Told you the onna had no mind.
Ladymercury: BOYS!!! :: whistles ::
:: men in white jackets come and take Wufei in a straightjacket ::
4.20.01 | 7:39 pm (listening Ah! My Goddess – Congratulations)