Gundam Wing Space
and Time Adventures!!!
(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
:: chibi Duo comes running on stage, pushing the curtains
onto the side ::
GW Narrator: Well it seems Dr. J’s invention… the Time
paradox time thingy has gotten into the wrong hands… and well…
Lady Mercury: They are now traveling through different
worlds and times…
GW Narrator: When will this story
eeeeeeennnnnnnnnndddddddddd???
Lady Mercury: You don’t have to pay admission until after
the show!
“ You are mocking me aren’t you??” Wufei said… holding a mop in a fighting stance.
“ Well…. Not exactly….” Duo said. Wufei took the wooden part of the mop and began hitting him on the head.
“ STUPID… IDOIT…. BAKA…. JERK…. INJUSTICE BEING TO LIFE…!!!”
“ OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!!!” Duo yelled as Wufei kept hitting him for each word he said.
“ THAT’S ENOUGH!!” Hilde yelled. Wufei took his mop down.
“ injustice “ Wufei mumbled.
“ Okay… now we all have to find Quatre and Miss. Relena, right?” Dorothy said. Heero nodded.
“ Hn.”
Relena was slowly walking through the halls of the school, looking around at her surroundings.
“ It seems we are in Japan?” Relena said.
“ No, duh!” The cabbit/cat/flying thingy said.
“ Tsk! You don’t have to be sooooo rude! I mean, what is your problem!!”
“ MY PROBLEM!! YOU GOY SOME PROBLEMS SISTER!!!!!!!!!! YOU TOTALLY FORGOT YOUR TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE!! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO TRANSFORM BACK!! YOU USE YOU STUPID STICK THINGY TO HIT PEOPLE!!! AND ESPECIALLY ME!!!!!!!!!”
“ Sorrrrryyyy. Well—“
“ Hey! Come here, we cannot be spotted by anyone!”
“ Why? I mean, what’s wrong?!”
“ I don’t know! It’s some secret code of honor or something. HEY! WHY AM I EXPLAINING IT TO YOU?!?! YOU SHOULD KNOW ALREADY!!!!!!!!!”
“ I should?? All I want to do is to find me sweet Heero…”
Heero stood up from his chair. A bunch of students were whispering to each other the whole time.
“ Did you hear her?” Heero asked, in his monotone voice.
“ Hear who?” Trowa asked.
“ Relena… I thought I heard her… come on!” The gang ran out the classroom. Until Heero ran into some one familiar…
“ YUY!! Stand straight!” Heero began wiping his uniform jacket, until he saw the blue eyes of some one familiar.
“ Z-z-zechs???” Heero asked, startled.
“ Hun? Who is Zechs?! ARG! I’m not in for your games YUY!! Come here!!” Zechs yelled, as he grabbed him by the ear, and began walking him to the principal’s office, still yelling at him. “ FIRST OF ALL!! MY NAME IS NOT ZECHS, IT’S MISTER PEACECRAFT!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE PUSHED ME TO THE LAST STRAW!!! I’M GETTING YOU EXPELLED!!! I’M TIRED OF SUSPENDING YOU!! ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” One thing that G-pilots didn’t know that was they didn’t have their strengths. When they embodied their alternate counterparts… they also take their strengths and looks. So Heero was helpless here when he knew he couldn’t struggle against the mighty Mr. Milliardo.
“ Whoa…” Duo said.
“ …….Poor Heero…” Trowa said.
“ Injustice… we don’t even have our own body strengths. You saw how suicidal pilot couldn’t break free from Zechs…”
“ Heero… wish ya luck.” Hilde said.
“ WE MUST FORGET ABOUT THAT SOLIDER!! IF IT’S A BATTLE THEY WANT, THEN IT’S A BATTLE THEY’LL GET!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!” Dorothy said. Mood swinging time.
“ NO!”
“ YES!”
“ NO!”
“ YES!”
“ NO!”
“ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!”
“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
“ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“ Excuse me… please????” Quatre said. Heero was shoved into his office. The two students shut-up.
“ Quatre???!” Heero said. He could notice the boy was quite confused.
“ Heero! STOP THESE MAD KIDS! I’M GOING CRAZY HERE!! ARG!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” Quatre yelled. He pushed Heero out the way and ran out the office. Heero made a glare at the 2 students… and the 2 students just strugged. Heero sighed, and ran out the office, after Quatre. Quatre stopped and took a deep breath, then turned to Heero.
“ What is going on, Quatre??” Heero asked, in his usual monotone voice.
“ I don’t know… I appeared in those office with 2 teenagers, then they wouldn’t stop fighting… so I asked them to stop fighting. They looks at me with a confused look then continued, also I realized I’m the sake drinking cigarette smoking principle of the school that everyone hates. Hey what happened to your ear? It’s red.”
“ I ran into Zechs.”
“ Zechs is here too?!”
“ Well, I don’t know.” A woman ran up to the two. She looked like someone familiar.
“ Oh.. Mr. Winner! There…. is a fight…. in the school yard!” She said, out of breath.
“ N-noin?”
“ Hun? Come on! Yuy?? We need you too!!” She then grabbed Heero by the arm and ran down the hall, Heero trailing behind her confused and agitated. So far he had been pulled on the ear to the principle’s office… and now grabbed on the arm to the school yard. Quatre ran after.
At the school yard, Duo was holding some broom in front of him, dodging the blows from Wufei and his mop.
“ COME HERE!!!”
“ I didn’t
do anything, honest!! Please!!!”
“ You…. AHHH!!” The Noin
look-a-like pushed Heero in the middle of the fight, the crowed of students
doubling and now chanting his name. Then all of a sudden, Heero was knocked in the face by Duo’s broom stick.
“ Uh… oh….” Duo said… now scared. Heero snatched the broom stick out of his hand in started beating him on the head. Wufei began backing out, and a grin was on his face. Duo retaliated and punched Heero in the face… the two began fighting.
Relena was walking out on to the school yard, when she saw a fight going on.
“ Relena! It’s time to transform into Magical Girl Pretty Lena!!”
“ What!?”
“ Just say this! Jukem, Jukem, Bolier carispria! Sammy Davis Jr boiler chicken!!”
“ You sure?”
“ DO IT!!!!!”
“ Okay! Jukem, Jukem, Bolier carispria! Sammy Davis Jr boiler chicken!!” Then Relena transformed into the… you already know. Just imagine her suit as Pretty Samy. Then something came over her… she began yelling out a speech. Like her frame of mind wasn’t Relena. “ You too shouldn’t be fighting! I stand for love and friendship! I’m the Magical Girl Pretty Lena!!” The crowed looked at Relena confused, reviling a beat up Heero and Duo.
“ Relena?”
“ Jousan?”
“ I stand for love! Now fighting isn’t right! Jukem, Jukem! Pretty Archary Set Up!!” An arrow much like Pretty Samy’s appeared in her hand. Heero, who was still holding Duo by the shirt collar, was looking quite confused. Duo on the other hand, who was pulling on Heero’s hair, was in shock. “ Be friends you two! Be friends!!” A pink arrow shot through Duo and Heero’s chest. They both fell on the floor. Quatre, Dorothy, Hilde, Trowa, and Wufei were looking in quite a shock. Noin and Milliardo were holding each other’s hands.
“ This must be the most embarrassing moment in this schools history.” Milliardo said, look at the somewhat loved dazed two.
“ You got that right.” Noin said.
“ I didn’t mean the things I said, Heero.” Duo said. Both of them were holding each other’s hands.
“ No, No. Don’t say that…” Heero said, a friendly compassionate sound in his voice.
“ What is going on here?” Hilde asked.
“ Injustice!” Wufei said.
“….. not good ….” Trowa said.
“ Disgrace upon battles!” Dorothy said.
“ Um, isn’t this forming into a something a little more than a friendship??” Quatre asked. Look at the two.
“ You see, I was also so jealous of you. You always won higer than me on the popularity votes, I just had to beat you up… and make fun of you.” Heero said. They both hugged.
“ Your such a doll.” Duo said, smiling.
“ Hold me tight and never let go…”
“ I’m soo happy that they are so happy and all!!” Relena said, smiling. Heero and Duo were about to kiss until a bright light filled the schoolyard. Everyone except the g-pilots and the 3 girls froze. Everyone returned to their normal selves. Then they disappeared.
Lady Mercury: Um, the ending suck.
Duo: You got that right! YOU ALMOST MADE ME KISS HEERO!!!!!!!
Heero: Omea o Korsu, Lady Mercury
Lady Mercury: Yeah, screw you too.
Relena: I made Heero kiss Duo, I feel so bad… T_T
Lady Mercury: Oh, don’t worry! You’ll get your turn!!
Heero:………. ;;;;
Lady Mercury: Also the following scenes I did get from my Tenchi Universe vol. 4 dvd so, just to let you know I making this world very much like Sasami’s world.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!! That onna has no mind. Making us look like Tenchi.
Lady Mercury: YEAH WHATEVER!! LET SEE YOU WRITE A STORY!!
Wufei:…..