(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
:: Chibi Duo comes running on stage, pushing the curtains
onto the side ::
GW Narrator: BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!
Lady Mercury: OMEA O KOROSU!!!!!! :: punches him in the
face ::
GW Narrator: AHHHHH!!!! :: they both began rolling off
the stage ::
Heero: They stole my line again… I’m going to sue
Relena: Uh-hun, yeah… whatever
Heero: What? I can sue…
:: Chibi Duo closes the
curtains, while sweat dropping :: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
“ Thank you Elizabeth, for everything.” Quatre said. Elizabeth just smiled, while handing them a basket.
“ Anytime. I would have chosen you for our king instead of that man up in that castle.” Elizabeth said.
“ Tell mother that I will be free now. Give her my love and kisses, okay Elizabeth.” Isabelle said.
“ Yeah, I will. She will be really happy now that you are free. So what am I going to do with your clothes?”
“ Well, you know you can sell them out to the market. Burn them. Or you can just turn them into some clothes your self. It doesn’t really matter, they won’t care anyway.” Quatre and Isabelle walked out of the house, and headed on their journey to find the others.
Hilde, Dorothy, and Trowa where now sitting on the floor putting money on the floor, betting on who would win. This was surely exciting. So far the 2 were equally matched.
“ I bet you $20 on Duo.” Hilde said, putting 2 gold pieces on the floor. Dorothy smirked.
“ I bet you $25 on Wufei.” Dorothy said, putting 2 gold pieces and a silver piece on the floor.
“ Bet you $50 on both of them.” Trowa said, putting 5 gold pieces on the floor. The 2 girls looked at him.
“ You can’t do that. That would be cheating, Trowa.” Hilde said. Trowa looked at her then back at the fight. So far the 2 was still choking each other, and both were beginning to change colors.
“ They’re both equally matched. There will be no winner.” Dorothy looked at Trowa then at the fight.
“ I don’t get it! There has to be a winner!! It’s not fair!! I’m betting all this money on nothing!!” Dorothy said.
“ No your not. It just purely a fact.”
“ Um, Trowa… are they supposed to pass out like that??” Hilde asked as the 2 pilots fell down on the floor. Both purple in face.
“ OH MY GOD!! THEY’RE ALMOST DEAD!!” Trowa yelled. The 2 girls looked at him, shocked that he screamed… again. They ran to the 2 unconscious pilots. Hilde began to slap Duo in the face, but there was no response. Trowa did the same thing to Wufei, no response.
“ They’re dead?” Dorothy asked. “ Cause I don’t want to be toting bodies through this forest.” Trowa check their pulse.
“ Oh… they’re just knocked out. We have to drag them.” The 2 girls sighed.
“ Great, extra weight. Duo and your big mouth.” Hilde said as she took his hand and began dragging him down the dirt road.
Quatre and Isabelle continued walking down the dirt road. Quatre then noticed several figures walking down the dirt road.
“ Isabelle, do you see several figures walking down the street?” Quatre asked. Isabelle looked at him then down the road.
“ Oh my lord!! It’s Robin Hood!” Isabelle yelled. She got a quicker glance. “ Why are they dragging Robin Hood?”
“ Come on Isabelle, we’ll find out soon enough.” The both ran to the figures. Hilde looked at the Time Paradox Thingy. It began to react again. Dorothy then noticed Quatre and Isabelle.
“ Oh, there goes Quatre!! And who is that girl with him?!” Dorothy yelled. Hilde and Trowa looked at her.
“ Jealousy I see?” Trowa asked.
“ I’m not jealous. Just curious.”
“ Yeah, right. Come on, let’s see what Quatre has to say.” Hilde said. Quatre and Isabelle reached the two, out of breath. Dorothy ran to Quatre and began hugging him. Isabelle began to get a little jealous too.
“ Oh, Mr. Winner! I’ve missed you so much!” Dorothy said, as she glared at Isabelle. Isabelle grabbed Quatre’s arm and pulled him towards her.
“ Who is she, Quatre? Is she you girlfriend?” Isabelle asked, her emerald violet eyes darting at Dorothy.
“ Um, uh, um… I-I don’t…. uh… um….” Quatre said, getting a little nervous.
“ Quatre, please don’t tell me you don’t love me!” Dorothy said, as she pulled Quatre away from Isabelle. Trowa and Hilde just stood there blankly at the two fighting women.
“ I never knew women would fight over Quatre…” Trowa said.
“ I never knew Quatre was a ladies man…” Hilde said.
Relena woke up next to Heero’s sleeping figure. He was so calm when sleeping. She just wished this would last forever, him and her. Then someone knocked on the door.
“ Milady, we are docking.” The voice said from the door. “ Do you wish for me to enter?” Relena began to panic. What if they found her and him in bed like this?
“ No! No… you can tell the crew to be prepared for docking.” Relena said.
“ Aye, Milady!” Relena took a deep breath when she heard the figure walk away. She looked over at Heero’s side to notice him chuckling.
“ What?” Relena asked.
“ You can really fool people.” Heero said. Relena grinned.
“ It’s a trick that I learned from being a politician.”
“ So do you wish to go for another round?” Heero asked seductively. Relena giggled.
“ As much as really want too… I can’t.”
“ Why? Don’t you love me?” Heero said, giving her puppy dog eyes. Relena now began laughing at this.
“ Hahahaha! You should really do that to the others! They’ll get a kick out of that expression! But we have to find the other’s, we are too far away from them to jump to the next world, and as much as I like all these nice sexy men around me, I can’t keep up the charade any longer… if you know what I mean.”
“ Yeah, I know.” Heero said, he began to kiss on her neck, Relena giggled at this.
“ Come on, Heero. Let’s find the others and try to find a way home.”
Quatre looked up the sky while the 2 girls were shooting deadly glances at each other.
“ He is mine! I knew him longer! He… he… slept with me!” Dorothy yelled. Trowa and Hilde’s eyes grew wide at this. Too bad Duo and Wufei were missing this.
“ WHAT?! Please, Quatre… tell me that’s not true.” Isabelle said.
“ I didn’t sleep with nobody.” Quatre said, his voice having a little irritation in it.
“ Yes you did Quatre! How could you not remember that night!” Dorothy said, giving crocodile tears.
“ I didn’t sleep with anybody. I’m still a virgin.” Quatre said under his breath.
“ What was that Quatre?” Isabelle asked.
“ What did you say?” Dorothy asked.
“ I said… I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH ANYBODY!! CAUSE I’M STILL A VIRGIN!!” Quatre yelled. Trowa looked at him wide-eyed and shocked. He moved his bang out the way to get a better look. Hilde fainted. The two girls looked at the boy shocked. Quatre never used such language… but he was growing. He was 18 after all, people can change in 3 years, ne?
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Ladymercury: Ahem, sorry to all those Quatre fans. But I just had to add some unexpected humor. After typing up Shinseiki Gundam W, I need some humor.
Duo: I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT!! YOU JUST HAD TO KNOCK ME OUT DID YOU!!
Wufei: TOTAL INJUSTICE!!!
Relena: OMG!!!
Hilde:………….
Dorothy: I never new the boy had it in him….
Trowa: Quatre….. what a change, had he finally reached puberty there?
Quatre: :: saying it like the Britney Spears song *cough* :: I’m not that innocent! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ladymercury: :: saying it like a proud mother :: Our little boy has finally grown up… *sniff* :: wipes a fake tear away ::
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