(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
:: Chibi Duo comes running on stage, pushing the curtains
onto the side ::
GW Narrator: You are just a selfish busu!! :: slaps her
in the face ::
Lady Mercury: Bakayaro!! :: punches him in the face ::
GW Narrator: AHHHHH!!!! :: they both began rolling off
the stage ::
Duo: And you call these people hosts?
Hilde: Don’t look at me…
Wufei: Injustice, yet again…
:: Chibi Duo closes the curtains, while sweat dropping ::
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The girl was slapping Quatre’s check lightly, and panicking at the same time. What would the king do? What type of punishment would he give her. Everyone knew the king as a self-centered bastard that doesn’t care if the sweat of somebody’s brow helped him or even saved his lowly self. Quatre began to wake up, and the girl began to smile, at least she didn’t kill him.
“ Where… am… I?” Quatre asked faintly and confused. When he got a better look at his surroundings, he jumped up and looked at the kneeling girl wide-eyed. The girl looked at him confused and yet shocked. “ W-who are you?! What am I doing here?!”
“ My lord, are you alright?!” She said, she got up and took his hand. “ Calm down, my lord! Everything is alright!”
“ Your hands are so warm… so comforting. ” The girl slightly blushed.
“ What dose that mean?”
“ You have a kind heart. ”
“ Oh, I never knew that, my lord.”
“ What is your name?”
“ My name is Isabel, my lord. I am a pleasure servant. Nothing more.”
“ How rude of me! My name is Quatre Rabera Winner. Now that we are properly introduced, would it be kind of you to explain who this ‘ king ‘ is?”
Heero and Relena walked to the main deck, where a large chair stood, and a tall young man, with blue eyes and pirate clothes (think Captain Hook, but with out the hook) stood in front of them holding a large sword in his hands. He looked at them, and smiled.
“ I fear I haven’t introduced my self, Captain Relena. But my name is Captain Treize Khrusenada. Captain of the whole pirate fleet of the 2 seas.” Trieze said, extending his hand out to Relena. He took it in his palm and kissed it lightly. Relena was about to pass out and Heero was about shoot himself. This was totally embarrassing for the both of them. They had to do this in front of Trieze Khrusenada.
Duo, Hilde, Dorothy, Trowa, and Wufei were walking through the forest, each in silence. Duo and Hilde were walking side by side. Dorothy was walking by her self very mad I might say, Trowa was walking silently as usual and observing the surrounding, and Wufei was about kill anyone who made fun of his ears.
“ So our main objective now is to find Quatre, Relena, and Heero right?” Duo said looking at his silent members.
“ Yes, Duo.” Hilde said.
“ What is wrong with you, Wufei?”
“ Leave me alone.” Wufei said in a very stern voice.
“ Why? Aren’t you happy you don’t look like fox, NO OFFENSE HILDE!” Wufei stopped in his tracks and looked at the American pilot. The Chinese pilot was not in a good mood today and I guess Duo had to pay the consequences when Wufei lunged at Duo punch him in the face. Hilde, Trowa, and Dorothy stopped to look at the amazing fight in their admits.
Quatre looked at the girl astonished, as well as Isabel. First Isabel was about to call the guards but then when he explained everything more clearly she began to calm down.
“ So you are telling me, that you are not thy lord. But you are Quatre Winner, heir to the Winner fortune and mining satellites of what did you say?” Isabel said, looking at Quatre in the now-I’m-getting-it-but-explain-it-to-me-more-clearly.
“ Space. ” Quatre said smiling.
“ Quatre... I was wondering if you can take me with you… on this journey of yours… if it is not to much trouble.”
“ I don’t know. I don’t even know how the device my self works. I’ve just been going on for the ride, as you can see I’m taking it very well. Already my fourth world and I’m freaking out.”
“ Hahaha. You don’t have to worry; we’ll just find your friends that’s all. Now if everything is true of what your saying, then Relena Darilain, Captain of the most ruthless ship of the 6th seas, and Heero Yuy, Prince of the most deadliest war ridden lands of this world is not the Heero and Relena we know. And that they won’t come to slit your or my throat. And also that Duo, Hilde, Dorothy, Trowa, and Wufei are not the terrible Robin Hood and crew that is stealing from your… I mean the King’s treasury, right?” Quatre just nodded and smiled. Isabel stood up from the bed and pulled Quatre up. “ Come on, Quatre! We’re busting out of here and finding you and your friends a way home, and my freedom!”
Treize sat down in his chair with Lady Une by his side. Heero and Relena went to were they sat to sit. Heero sat down near Relena’s chair with no-emotion at all. Relena sat in her chair, her legs crossed, and in politician mode. If they had to go through this, and in front of Trieze, they knew they had to put on their best political and solider modes on. Any flaws could cost both of them their lives.
“ My dear Relena, you do know the obligations in this right? You’ve chosen to prove your self-worthy. You had a chance to back out 24 hours ago, now you must face your destiny. “ Trieze said, looking at the now shocked Relena. The girl had a chance to back out of all of this, and now she has to face her fate in some sexuality test. She was mad and now she was going to get this over with as fast as she can. Relena looked over at Heero and pulled his leash so that she was facing him face to face. She engulfed him and a hot steamy kiss that could melt the coldest of colds. All Heero could do was return it. ‘ If this is what they want, then this is what they get!’ Relena thought. ‘ HAS RELENA LOST IT!!’ Heero thought, as she began to take her hands and explore his bear chest. All Treize could do was watch in amusement and shock. He didn’t know the rumors to be that true.
Hilde, Trowa, and Dorothy were sitting on the dirt trail already betting on who would win. So far Wufei had Duo’s braid around his neck, and Duo had Wufei by the neck.
“ I think Wufei is going to win this won, bet you $10.” Dorothy said.
“ Nah. Duo is winning this one; you can see that he has him by the throat. Bet you $12.”
“ I’m undecided. Bet you $50 on whoever wins.” Trowa said.
“ Can’t do that.” Dorothy said, looking at the silent pilot.
“ Okay, undecided. No money on the table. Ow, that must have really hurt.” They all turned their heads to the left trying to make out what Wufei or what was Duo doing to each other.
Quatre and Isabel ran out of the castle gates, and into the town. Isabel stopped, and directed Quatre to a small house. When they stepped in, the older woman dropped her broomstick on the floor, and looked at Quatre in shock.
“ Elizabeth! There is no need to panic! Stay calm, we need you to do us a favor and lend us some clothes to change. I can’t any people looking or him attracting any attention. I don’t need to go back to those walls of hell.” Elizabeth nodded, and ran up the stairs. Isabel turned around to look at Quatre. She smiled.
“ That is Elizabeth. She is an old friend of my mother’s who has been like a second mother to me. She’ll help us, if it means sacrificing her life.”
Heero and Relena broke apart, both looking at each other deeply while breathing hard. Everyone eyes were wide. The captain had broke the prince, but would they believe it. Treize stood up, and looked at Relena with a smile on his face, Lady Une followed behind him also with a smile.
“ I didn’t know Captain Darlian that you was able to do a objective as tough as that. Quite extraordinary and brave I might say.” Trieze said. Relena stood up, Heero right behind her. She smiled slyly.
“ It was nothing, Captain Khrusenada. All it takes is a few tricks here and there and you’ve broken a man to do possibly anything for you.” Relena said, in the most sinister but sexiest way she can muster. Heero just looked at her in amusement, and so did Treize.
“ Hmm. Well nothing can never break the legend of your reputation, if you know what I mean.” He said walking off the ship. Relena led Heero back to her room. When she locked the door, she sighed, and laid on the bed, stretching her legs. She looked over at a smiling Heero.
“ I never knew you had it in you, Miss. Darlian.” Heero said, taking off the leash. Relena blushed while grinning.
“ There is a beast in all of us Heero.” Relena said, grinning. Heero walked over to the bed, and jumped on top of Relena. They both began to kiss more passionately then ever. Heero began to unzip her dress while Relena was exploring his chest. They both began to spend another night exploring each other’s bodies.