Gundam Wing Space
and Time Adventures!!!
(AN: think of us as Azaka and Kamidake from episodes 11 – 13 in the Tenchi Muyo! Universe special)
GW Narrator: To the special episodes of Gundam Wing…
Lady Mercury: Some how, something has cause the time and
space revolving around our favorite characters to shift…
GW: Narrator: Were will this group end up?
Lady Mercury: Lets find out!!
At the end of all the wars and the usual stuff in Gundam W, the G-pilots finally regained peace among the people. With this in mind, all worries now lie on how we can keep and protect this peace. The G-pilots join the Proventers and Relena has claimed Vice Foreign Minster, carrying out their duties as respectful “ Guardians of Peace “. Well one day, all the G-pilots and the girls were at Quatre’s mansion for some relaxation. Until someone they thought was dead appeared at their door step.
“ AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Y-you are still alive!!!! “ Duo yelled, throwing up his bag of cheetos in the air. The bag landing on top of the man’s head.
“ Yes. Unexpectedly…” the man said. Everyone else in the mansion came running to a very shocked Duo. Yes, Duo was shocked.
“ D-doctor…. J??” Heero said, looking at him wide-eyed. Yes the old man is still alive. You would think he’d be the energizer bunny in diquse or somethin’
“ Oh, Heero how are you today? Same as usual? Oh well don’t mind me, I’m just here to leave you guys a gift. I made it my self, and it is quite the invention. I can see you guys REALLY need some relaxation, so I created a time paradox time thingy.” Dr. J said with his known voice, and his robotic hand still opening and closing.
“ The time para what?” Wufei asked.
“ The time paradox time thingy.”
“ The time paradox time thingy. Why didn’t you come up with a better name??” Relena asked.
“ Because I was lost in thought or something.”
“ Your lying.” Heero said.
“ Um, um… well no I’m not exactly lying. Just I couldn’t think of a better name. So I call it the Time paradox time thingy until I come up with a better name. So here.” Dr. J said, handing a controller in Heero’s hands. Dr. J began walking away.
“ OH WOW!! A TIME PARADOX THINGY!!!!!!!!” Duo yelled. He grabbed the controller out of Heero’s hand and started looking at it. “ Wooooooooooooooooow. Hey, who wants to try it out!?!?!?!?!!!”
“ Well, I don’t know-“ Hilde said, until she was cut off.
“ Come on Hilde-babe! I mean, come on! What harm would it do? All you have to do was press this red button and—uh-oh….”
“ That doesn’t sound good.” Quatre said… his voice a little worried. All of a sudden the room began to glow and they disappeared. Dr. J looked back the house.
“ OH! Now I remember, I forgot to tell them not to touch the red button!! Silly me. But with it in Heero’s hands, it’ll be in good hands.”
It was a bright sunny day in Tokyo Japan. All the cherry bloosoms were in bloom, and everyone was happy and friendly… well except for a few at a high school.
“ OMEA O KOROSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Heero yelled, chasing the braided baka around the school yard. Duo began running as fast as he could, keeping his brain away from the Japanese pilot, so he wouldn’t grab him by it.
“ PLEASE!!! I DIDN’T MEAN IT!!! IT WAS THE CRAZY DOCTOR OF YOURS!!!” Duo screamed, while running.
“ THAT DOSEN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE!! WHAT’LL MAKE A DIFFERENCE IS WHEN I STRANGLE YOU BY THAT BRAID OF YOURS!!!” Hilde put her foot out so that both pilots could trip. They got up.
“ Have you ever really noticed that it’s only us 4 of us here?? You, Duo, Dorothy, and me??”
“ Yeah. What happened to Relena, Trowa, Quatre, and Justice Boy??” Dorothy said. “ And what’s up with the uniform? I mean, do I really have to look like a sailor??” Heero nodded.
“ Great. You know, I love black and all… but this jacket collar is killing me!!” Duo said undoing the jacket.
“ And from looking at the time period… it looks like we are definitely in the past. I mean, cars are different. And there are no soldiers around.” Hilde said looking around. The school bell rang. “ Ah, great. Now we have to be late for school. You know, since we are high school students… we have to play these rolls out until we can get everything worked out.” Heero nodded.
Trowa appeared in a classroom. A classroom were students were throwing paper airplanes, shooting spitballs, and all other ruckus. A paper ball hit upside his head.
“ BULLS EYE!! WE HAVE SPOTTED AND DESTROYED SENSEI-TROWA!!” A student yelled. He gave hand-fives to several other boys.
“ What is going on here?” Trowa asked, staring at the students… then staring at what he was wearing… a business suit type thingy that teachers wear.
Wufei appeared in the janitor’s office. He looked at himself in the mirror, realizing he was dressed up like a janitor. His eyes began to twitch.
“ IIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “ He screamed.
Quatre appeared in the principle’s office. He looked around to see two students looking at him.
“ I didn’t do anything. He was the one who started it all!!” One student yelled.
“ I didn’t do anything you jerk! YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER HIT ME!!!” The other student yelled.
“ Wha??” Quatre said.
Relena appeared on top of the school roof. She was wearing some time of Sailormoon/Card captor Sakura/Bishoujo Samy type suit. With a stick in her hand… she looked down to see a cat/cabbit/flying thingy next to her.
“ Hey, Relena. You know we should be finding monsters… not staring in to nothingness.” It said.
“ AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!” Relena yelled.
Trowa was sitting under his desk, hiding from the children of hell, and began writing a plead note when Hilde, Duo, Dorothy, and Heero walked in. The class stopped what they were doing, and sat back down. Trowa slowly put his pen and paper down and looked above his desk, then at the four.
“ Trowa! Buddy!” Duo yelled, running towards the totally shocked pilot. “ So what-cha doing??”
“ ….. These kids…. They are from HELL!!!” Trowa yelled, his visible eye twitching. Duo sweatdropped.
“ Come over here, you baka.” Heero said.
“ Not until you call me by my real name…”
“ How about I kill you?” Duo walked slowly to Heero… then Heero pulled his braid. “ YOU IDIOT!!” Heero yelled.
“ My ear!”
“ We are supposed to act like students… so that means… STICK TO CHARACTER!!!!!” Hilde and Dorothy sweatdropped, and so did the class.
Quatre looked at the two students in bewilderment.
“ YOU STUPID FREAK!!!!!”
“ BAKAYARO!!”
“ BUSU!!”
“ Um, can we all get along? We shouldn’t be fighting at all… here?” Quatre said, trying politely to calm the two students down.
“ NO!!” They both said.
“ I’m sorry…”
“ Hun? Hey, Principle Winner, are you your self??” One of the students asked.
“ Hun?”
“ I mean, you usually suspend us. I mean, you are the mean old principle that everyone hates in this school. You are always grouchy and always yelling and cursing. But today, you are a wimp.”
“ That’s me? I’m like that? What’s going on here? SOME ON PLEASE TELL ME?!?!?!?!?!!!”
“ Whoa. Winner-baka totally went bonkers.”
“ Yeah. Totally.”
Relena began walking down the school track field. She sighed, and kept pulling her mini skirt down, but it kept refusing.
“ Relena, can you please stop that! It’s getting on my nerves! And why are we here! I mean, we are supposed to be patrolling, not scrolling around! You know something, you are really bugging out! Can you please stop it with the skirt! It’s not going down! Why are you messing with it in the first place? You never worried about it?! Come on—“ The cabbit/cat/flying thingy said, until he was cut off by Relena.
“ SHUT UP!!!” Relena yelled.
“ Well, didn’t need to say it that way.”
“ How do I get out of this suit, skirt, thingy???”
“ Ugh. You are really buggin’! Think about what normal clothes you would want to wear. Then poof… that’s what you’ll wear.”
“ Okay….” POOF! Relena was wearing a high school girl uniform! Wow, much exaggeration there.
“ Okay, so we are the most popular kids in this class.” Heero said, looking at a book. “ And the year is 1998. As like AC 198.”
“ Yep.” Duo said with his feet on top of the desk. Some girls were waving and giggling at him. Duo blushed a little and waved back. “ OW!”
“ Also, we both have different reasons why we are popular…” Hilde said, after pulling on Duo’s braid.
“ Yes. Duo is considered the ladies man. Dorothy is considered the team captain of the volley ball team, and fashion president. Hilde is the number 1 judo master in the school, teachers pet, and is popular with every single girl in the school. Also she is known for going out with a couple of boys… popular boys. I am the leader of a group of juvenile delinquents, most popular boy in the school, and practically failing all of my classes. Trowa over here, he is a sensei with an emotional problems. Some say he breaks out crying right in the middle of class. And is the most popular to pick on…” Heero said, looking at everyone as he told him or her their personalities.
“ But I DON’T know how to play volley ball!! Fencing yes. Volley ball no!!” Dorothy said.
“…. Why am I the wimp? I don’t break out crying…” Trowa said.
“ I’M A LADIES MAN!! WHOO-HOO!!” Duo said, happily… signaling all the girls to call him tonight. Hilde pulled on his braid, harder. “ OWWWW!!”
“ That’ll teach a lesson.” Hilde said, her hand rapped around his braid. Wufei came walking in, after being chased by a bunch of women.
“ WEAK ONNAS!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!” Wufei yelled, holding the classroom door, and then holding a mop like he was going to attack.
“ Wufei?” Trowa said.
“ Nani? OH! THE ONNAS ARE AFTER ME !!!!!!! HIDE ME!!”
“ What did you do to them this time, Wufei?” Duo said, with a smirk. “ And why are you dressed up like a janitor… hmm hmm hmm…. Eh heh heh heh… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUFEI IS A JANITOR!!! WUFEI IS A JANITOR!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!” Duo laughed.
“ DON’T MESS WITH ME BAKA!!”
Disclaimers:
Ladymercury: I OWN GUNDAM WING!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: No you don’t. Sunrise, Sotsu Agency, and Bandai
do.
Ladymercury: NOT IN THIS STORY!! THEY DON’T!! I CONTROL
YOUR EVERY MOVES!! YOUR BREATHING!! YOUR EVERYTHING!!! LIKE THESE PPL ACTUALLLY
READ DISCLAIMERS!!
Heero: But you still don’t… YOU DON’T OWN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ladymercury: :: goes into total shock ::
Duo: Poor Ladymercury has went into shock, someone please dial 911. But don’t worry she’ll be back. She doesn’t own Gundam wing, though she dose own the 1 girl and that 1 boy that were fighting in this chapter, but she doesn’t own the characters of Gundam Wing. Nor anything else related to the series. Thank you.
Wufei: The baka was totally series.
Trowa: ………. That’s
a first……..
Quatre: CONGRATULATIONS!!! :: starts humming Ah!
Megami-sama Congratulations (ah my goddess) ::
Relena: Good job, Duo!!!
Duo: Oh yeah. Ladymercury don’t own the Ah! My Goddess
ending theme… Congratulations… ^_^